Wednesday, July 1st 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Squirrel Eating A Lemon
After watching the epic grossness below, I needed a palette cleanser. So here's a squirrel eating a lemon without making a Squinty Zellweger face. I hope that after the squirrel threw down the lemon and attacked the camera, he went to rescue his friend Chichi Squirrel.
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Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 11:43pm.
Hello any sane people in the house?? waaaaaahahaha
I dont know what's going on (as usual) but that's ok in my world.
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You'll find as many sane people as virgins here.
Hey speakit!
I'm still uncovering the mystery of the living sewer gunk. It's nasty but I feel like I should learn about it, just in case I need to protect myself from it at some point, nawmsayin'?
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 11:42pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 11:40pm.
LOL! WTF? Has everyone gone mad!?
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Was anyone ever sane to begin with?
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At one time, yes.
Hello any sane people in the house?? waaaaaahahaha
I dont know what's going on (as usual) but that's ok in my world.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 11:40pm.
LOL! WTF? Has everyone gone mad!?
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Was anyone ever sane to begin with?
gooses and geeses make fine feathered friends!
STEAK, it's
*sip*
not
*sips*
and you know i'm not walrus. cumon! shamon!
BOOYAH!
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 11:40pm.
LOL! WTF? Has everyone gone mad!?
Madness, I say!
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really.. wtf?
*shrugs*
Hey angel!
LOL! WTF? Has everyone gone mad!?
Madness, I say!
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
um well yeah, since he signed the divorce papers too. who the fuck are you and why do you care?
speakit, does he know that?
Submitted by MayWest69 on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 11:29pm.
speakit, how is your husband?
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I don't have one. Do you mean my ex?
speakit, how is your husband?
Yup.
Submitted by Walrus Talk on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 6:59pm.
She's in today's open post bitching about Vons and how being a manager sucks.
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OMFG I'M BEING TALKED ABOUT IN THE FORUM?!?!
Well, that's just completely predictable and expected.
Submitted by Owls are A-Holes on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 7:37pm.
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I didn't understand half the shit that was said ,but I know one place I will not be going is the forums. Sounds like a soulless,dark place
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Hi Owlie!
The Forum is locked down. No new memberships are being awarded (the registration thingy is broken). All that stuff was said by different ALTS in the forums about members here, "the Main."
They speak a special hilarious language in there.
And any minute now, Walrus is going to be accused of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdiz0k0Rudw
walrus, stop skipping your dose.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 7:08pm.
So Walrus finally blew a gasket. I had a feeling that was coming.
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LOL. I've been waiting for something to happen, too. Twas not I.
I was a posting fool today. No way could I have done an ALTs game here AND been the Curator of Patron Paperclip Cups at werk.
I bought a bottle of Patron for this kid who graduated last year. I dint know the shit would set me back $50. I'm so cheap!
Submitted by Walrus Talk on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 6:59pm.
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OHNOYOUDINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RFLMAO!!!!
FINALLY! SOMETHING I SAID MADE CERTIFIED ALT LAUGH. (at least that's how I interpret "funny":
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Diamond Dawg has been briefed on the situation.
That's almost as funny
as DD
mistaking a cup full of Patron
for the coffee table
television remotes
for all
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Careful what you say, luvz! Teh forumz be dangerous!!
STEAK
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Posts: 1470
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New postPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:27 pm Post subject: Reply with quote
Do you have an abuelita?
I do
We all do
Because MK said he had one.
BOOYAH!!
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Momus,
Ah, sorry to hear about Mozart!
I didn't even notice their age...Max's last GF was 9 =)
You are right, the age is also another minus in their column.
This is Soleil. She was my last foster (before the "family")...She was kept as a meat rabbit.
Her 'owner' was a Boxer breeder that did not want to pay for dog food...if you understand....The breeders house caught on fire...Soleil came to me having never been touched my a human, with burn holes in her ears...Soleil is the sweetest, warmest, most trusting bun now...
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h100/mykittytls/Soleil.jpg
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"(978): it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny ?"
We Walrusi just enjoy garden weasels so well, love!!! We love Indian men and curried seal intestines, romantic walks on the beach, and talkin' to all teh hORz on teh innerwebz!
gina latina, my abuelita would say the same thing. Is she boricua?
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 9:06pm.
Momus,
I'll tell ya this...Cotton and Bosco are going to be two of the LAST rabbits to leave the rescue.
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I also believe that their age (7 YO) will not help them get adopted. But, I don't care about their age. As far as they're size, remember I used to be owned by a 27-pound Maine Coon Cat. Alas, Mozart has died.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Momus,
I'll tell ya this...Cotton and Bosco are going to be two of the LAST rabbits to leave the rescue.
They are physically the HARDEST rabbits to adopt out. All black, all white, and bigger than a handful. 99% ppl think they are "too boring looking".
I'll also say, the big white bunnies and big black bunnies make the BEST pets....
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"(978): it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny ?"
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 8:58pm.
Momus!
When you have two, you get to see this...
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h100/mykittytls/mm.jpg
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Momus!
When you have two, you get to see this...
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h100/mykittytls/mm.jpg
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"(978): it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny ?"
Naked passenger diverts flight from Charlotte to LA:
http://www.wcnc.com/news/topstories/stories/wcnc-070109-mw-naked_passeng...
This is why I always decline the in-flight nuts.
The first and largest Cougar Mingle site == .sugarmommamatch.com/ == Search for what you
want, find more than you dreamed!
@Clarisse
I've been looking at
http://www.rabbit.org/foster-homes/burrow-inn/adoptables/index-Adoptable...
I like Cotton & Boscoe, Merry & Pippen, and Chloe & Chelsea.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 8:25pm.
Momus,
Two are always better! They always have support for acclimating to new things/scary things...new homes, new people, vet appts, etc. They live in groups in the wild, so it's unnatural for them to live alone. Sadly, pairs are the hardest to adopt out.
YEAH YOU!!!!!
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I agree with you about a furkid's ability to adapt to a new home when there are the familiar sights, sounds, and smells of a known companion furkid.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Momus,
Two are always better! They always have support for acclimating to new things/scary things...new homes, new people, vet appts, etc. They live in groups in the wild, so it's unnatural for them to live alone. Sadly, pairs are the hardest to adopt out.
YEAH YOU!!!!!
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"(978): it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny ?"
1. Momus is a she not a he.
2. Momus is an appellate attorney who sits on her ass all day at a computer writing briefs and petitions.
3. Momus sometimes has to go to court to present oral arguments or to make a special appearance for another attorney.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 6:12pm.
I have been looking at rescue bunnies at the Alameda County rescue site.
I would like to adopt two bunnies who have been together for a while. Two bunnies can keep each other company when I'm not home to be bunny-bullied.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Owls are A-Holes on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 7:37pm.
I didn't understand half the shit that was said ,but I know one place I will not be going is the forums. Sounds like a soulless,dark place
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Stay the F away from it, woman. Like abuelita used to say, "yo no voy pa'lla ni pa' contar un chisme".
Unfortch I have an idea of what all that gibberish is and I really would rather not.
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Is this real life? Why is this happening to me? Is this gonna be forever?
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 7:33pm.
Oh snap! Someone lost their buckkit!!!
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I didn't understand half the shit that was said ,but I know one place I will not be going is the forums. Sounds like a soulless,dark place
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''Oh my God! Bear's Driving! How can that be?!''
Oh snap! Someone lost their buckkit!!!
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"(978): it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny ?"
Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 7:11pm.
angel, more like a sudden post overlord. walrus i appreciate the info but it was a bit much.
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Agreed.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Who is this whore and why is attacking the cool people?
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
wtf is going on here? Open post became gossip post?
Coma Caca!!
angel, more like a sudden post overlord. walrus i appreciate the info but it was a bit much.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
So Walrus finally blew a gasket. I had a feeling that was coming.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
That's just what's going on at the forums, love!
Walrus had an aneurysm or what? Geez. Sometimes things are better kept to yourself dude.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
We all know that gossiping is against God, loves, but sometimes a walrus just can't help itself...there are so many juicy things being said about so many of y'all that I just have to share!!!
Momus took a comp day for being such a hard worker
THE ONLY ONE i WOULD FUCK ON THAT MAIN PAGE IS TITS.. HAVE HER CALL ME OK? i LIKE WHEN SHE SHAKE THOSE TITTAYS AROUND UP AND DOWN.. I GET A LITTLE WET SPOT ON MY CALVIN'S
Ah fuckin hate white people, I hatehatehatehatehatehatehate them weaselly wet dog smelling motherfuckers. They need to go back to the planet they came from cause it sure ain't Earth.
Who gave Momus the day off!?!?!?! Alt switcher Alt switcher!!!! Evil or Very Mad
Diamond Dawg has been briefed on the situation.
That's almost as funny
as DD
mistaking a cup full of Patron
for the coffee table
television remotes
for all
She's in today's open post bitching about Vons and how being a manager sucks.
365 posts on the open thread
gross pizzas you have eaten
finally something
that fat pathetic bitch knows
something about
I almost have Mr. Momus convinced to get a house bunny.
Mrs. K. is a wonderful mentor.
Please tell that I said "hi".
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"thanks doll.
I ♥ Momus"
can you two get a room?
Who here thinks that Chikka is "she who will not be named" [not mouse, the other one]???
I say its Diamond Dawg.
just sayin
*sips*
That honest to God is one of the most hideous hair dos I have ever seen, and it is catching on!!
I am still disgusted that one or two people put it on their avies on the main and then suddenly everyone had it. SO freaking stupid.
SMELL KEVIN'S DONKEY KONG BALLS OK AND DO THE BOOT MOVES ON THE KOKOMO SLOT AND VACAYSHUN TIMES IN NAYBURHUD OK WOW TOILET BATS EAT MY BRAINS AND WEAR PINK WIGS AND FIGS WOW
this is Love Carrot Top don't she sound like Metal Mama ?
MOMUS IS SO SMART THAT IS WHY SHE IS A D LISTED LAWYER
What would Dlisted do without Momus the rapid posting lawyer?
Jizz needs to stalk the SENSI bitch again.
Apparently I've wronged her and I am an UBER cunteh!
Mama Weeds was hijacked like ELB and Christine the Hoff and MANY More!
How does Momus lawyer if he is always online? Does he post on Dlisted whilst at trial?
Momus is not a lawyer
she's a drunk hausfrau in my high rise community
yeah, I banged her
STOCKY worked for me.. he sucked.. I fired him. after he blew me
Momus is a mother
UGH
"Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 6:33pm.
ILovePapaSmurf iphone?"
Nah, the g-phone.
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Campfire marshmallows!!! Nummmeh!!
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"(978): it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny ?"
it was gross. they said i was supposed to get some of each on my fork, insert in mouth. i remember laughing through the whole thing, with these other girls from South Carolina who were getting M.A.'s to teach. We lived with this widow who was batsht crazy. She'd lock the kitchen during non-meal times so we couldn't get in there. Her grandkid would come over and all of sudden there were sweets everywhere. Alex and Martha. I wish I could remember their last names. They took me to some weird azz places late at night. Good times.
uvula, my mom has been on every diet and she hasn't lost any weight. Then again, she needs to prioritize it because all she does is work.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
ILovePapaSmurf iphone?
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"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice