Wednesday, July 1st 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Squirrel Eating A Lemon
After watching the epic grossness below, I needed a palette cleanser. So here's a squirrel eating a lemon without making a Squinty Zellweger face. I hope that after the squirrel threw down the lemon and attacked the camera, he went to rescue his friend Chichi Squirrel.
VIA Buzzfeed
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:35pm.
Won't you come and join the dance?
Will you, won't you, will you, won't you
Will you come and join the dance?
Won't you, will you, won't you, will you
Won't you come and JOIN. THE. DAAAAAAANCE?!?
~CS Lewis.
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Not sure how I got here, but that CS Lewis sounds exactly like the lyrics from Helter Skelter! Maybe this is well known, except to me!
"Will you, won't you
Want me to make you
I'm coming down fast
But don't let me break you
Tell me, tell me, tell me the answer
You may be a lover
But you ain't no dancer...that's right
Helter skelter"
.
.
Will you walk a little faster,
Said the whiting to the snail.
There's a porpoise close behind us
And he's treading on my tail!
See how eagerly the lobster
And the salmon all advance!
They are waiting on a shingle,
Won't you come and join the dance?
Will you, won't you, will you, won't you
Will you come and join the dance?
Won't you, will you, won't you, will you
Won't you come and JOIN. THE. DAAAAAAANCE?!?
~CS Lewis.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Submitted by Walrus Talk on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 7:08am.
I work so hard. I can post all day and night and still work hard!
Will post from a limo also
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I SAY "I SEEN DAT, SASSY!"
It's SO FUNNY WHEN I SAY DAT!
Jelly?!? *EMOTICON* *EMOTICON*
OMGZ I LOVE JIZZ, LOVE! OH, LOVE!!!
I SEEN DATT!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You fucking weido! I know who you are, bitch!
Submitted by STEAK on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 11:13am.
*sips*
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*sips* what?
*sips*
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Throw me on the barbie.
Oh wait, I was being a hypocrite because I already did that. Srry bout that.
what the.....
LOL@walrus
Spare the people out here who aren't involved in the crazy at the forum.
If its meant to be it will happen. Have fun with real people and not someone who is just playing around with you on a forum.
Im medium well today thank you.
You just missed Luna hating on Sherry. She acts like Sherry ate her dog or something.
Sherry seems very involved with the real world. She has a job, a social life, is dating etc. Why do you hate her?
cute
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Proud love child of Oprah Winfrey & Bill Gates
*sigh* I get tired of the same old pickup lines.
Submitted by speakit on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 8:47am.
You could be the next top Walrus Goddess....we shall run away to Calcutta together and check out all the sexy slum dogs....we shall eat tuna curry and I shall wrap you in a Sari of gold.
Submitted by Lory on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 1:40am.
Welcome to dlisted! :D
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Lory, don't do that to that unfortunate person. They've stumbled onto the gates of hell. :P
Where's my cinnamint dildo?
Submitted by MayWest69 on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:32am.
angel, that is not the word around here. period, dot, speakit, crystal. if it makes you happy.
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well the word around here is stupid
I was accused of being Dot once in the forum by someone that no one else in the forum even knew. I don't even know who that is. But I did start my period this morning and I think you willed it to happen. THANKS A FUKKIN LOT.
Dlisted will never change. People throwing accusations, people being cynical, and people always casting a side eye to the other only to get a side eye right back. It's stupid.
I've been around here for 2 years now, between the main and the forum. At this point, it just doesn't ruffle my feathers if people think I'm someone else than who I am. I don't care. So have at it.
Anorexorcist wrote:
is everybody a truck driver now? i thought y'all were suppose to be lawyers. i'm beginning to think you lying. either way i'm betty crocker and i'm gonna bomb this place with recipe room posts. they can't cook! they here posting recipes!
i'm on to you strap
keep up!!! Laughing Laughing
My friend recommended me a very interesting place ~~~ http://sugardaddychat.com/ ~~~ It's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man! Maybe you wanna check out.
You no like the dookie?
Don't mind the dookie, but sick if it being discussed, daily on the main.
I am so sick of baby and parenting and drunkenness and whoring around being discussed, daily on the main.
Some of those people better hope their husbands don't read their posts because I'm thinking they wouldn't be too thrilled at knowing they married dumb skanks. Or maybe they already know. Laughing Laughing Laughing
I seen a chick fight last night, for reals. I was leaving the movies and there was a group of kind of skanky high school girls in front of the Italian restaurant next door. They were saying things in the window to the owner's daughter like, c'mon you little bitch, come out and fight. The girl inside was all Shocked Crying or Very sad until her father came running out and starting screaming in the head skanky high school girl's face. He was like, listen you fucking bitch and then the owner's wife comes out trying to pull him off and then the owner's mother comes out yelling in Italian "italianitalian *puta* italianitalian" and then the owner's coward daughter comes out and is all let's go c'mon, let's fight. The head skanky girl was up in the owner's face all hit me, you fucking wop, hit me. It was crazy. I was Shocked then I was Very Happy then I was Laughing then the cops came and I was Cool
I work so hard. I can post all day and night and still work hard!
Will post from a limo also
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I SAY "I SEEN DAT, SASSY!"
It's SO FUNNY WHEN I SAY DAT!
Jelly?!? *EMOTICON* *EMOTICON*
OMGZ I LOVE JIZZ, LOVE! OH, LOVE!!!
I SEEN DATT!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How do you have a picture up by your name?
thanks!
I will give out my FB and myspce tomorrow if you wanna be my friend. I love dlisted!!!
Welcome to dlisted! :D
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I work the nightshift.Is noone here?
Um I finally have the balls to post.
LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
I know a more interesting site ^^^^^^sugarmommamatch. c o m^^^^^It is where single women and
men come together for the mutual online dating experience.and it is for free. I lilke the
site!
whatever.
I'm not Walrus or Roo.
*sips cyanide*
angel, that is not the word around here. period, dot, speakit, crystal. if it makes you happy.
It isn't Dlisted if someone doesn't lose its shit and goes berzerk on everyone once in a while. The internet is crazy, man.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
How sweet...angel_i
OK OK...I am outta here. So hard to say goodbye for now. lol.
zzzzzzzzz (shuts down)
Coma Caca!!
Cheerio, Chirio!
:D
I think I've always wanted to say that.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 11:53pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 11:44pm.
Hey speakit!
I'm still uncovering the mystery of the living sewer gunk. It's nasty but I feel like I should learn about it, just in case I need to protect myself from it at some point, nawmsayin'?
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Can you find some way to kill it? I'm not saying I'm sacred of it... well, actually that's exactly what I'm saying!
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Well, whenever I learn of some creature, be it new or 350 million years old, I am sure to devise some way to kill it should the need arise. I am human, after all. I think dryness would be the way to go. Or heat: a blow dryer:)
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
ROFL!! ooooh 1 2 3 buenas noches mi gente bella y bellos...
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Bruiser on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 11:53pm.
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LOL. I think I'm the only one who read that.
DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED?!?!??!?
Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:00am.
So apparently that "growth" in the sewer" is like a worm orgy. Now that is science. Now I get it. My poor virgin eyes...have sinned.
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Baser creatures are always making our eyes do sinning times! Like Shauna and Katie!
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
So apparently that "growth" in the sewer" is like a worm orgy. Now that is science. Now I get it. My poor virgin eyes...have sinned.
Coma Caca!!
OMG Angel, that's exactly what I asked in the creepy worm ball thread! You answered my question. Thanks. :)
O no! Fuck you, internet!
Thanks for the video – I had not see it before. No, these are not bryozoans! They are clumps of annelid worms, almost certainly tubificids (Naididae, probably genus Tubifex). Normally these occur in soil and sediment, especially at the bottom and edges of polluted streams. In the photo they have apparently entered a pipeline somehow, and in the absence of soil they are coiling around each other. The contractions you see are the result of a single worm contracting and then stimulating all the others to do the same almost simultaneously, so it looks like a single big muscle contracting. Interesting video.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 11:55pm.
Submitted by MayWest69 on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 11:50pm.
speakit, well then. your cult infested daughter? crystal gayle hair? period?
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You're confused, hun. Of this, I am sure.
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Yeah majorly. But if I did have a daughter, she might be cult infested. What does cult infested mean? IDK
Submitted by MayWest69 on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 11:50pm.
speakit, well then. your cult infested daughter? crystal gayle hair? period?
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You're confused, hun. Of this, I am sure.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 11:44pm.
Hey speakit!
I'm still uncovering the mystery of the living sewer gunk. It's nasty but I feel like I should learn about it, just in case I need to protect myself from it at some point, nawmsayin'?
.............
Can you find some way to kill it? I'm not saying I'm sacred of it... well, actually that's exactly what I'm saying!
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Submitted by MayWest69 on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 11:50pm.
speakit, well then. your cult infested daughter? crystal gayle hair? period?
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WHAT??? I don't have a daughter. wtf are you talking about?
I do have long hair and I'm not on my period but thanks for your concern. wth?
angel_i: I completely agree. That's what I do 80% of my daily life adventures. I delete some files in my mind if anyone ever comes to me and says "remember when"..my action: Delete..response to them: hmmm no I really dont remember.
Lets all sing a song. a lullaby.
Coma Caca!!
JESSEP
(played by Bruiser Lashaeux)
Son, we live in a world that has balls.
And those balls have to be guarded by dogs
with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You,
Lt. Kafee? I have a greater
responsibility than you can possibly
fathom. You weep for Wilson and you
curse the marines. You have that luxury.
You have the luxury of not knowing what I
know: That Wilson's chewing, while tragic,
probably saved lives. And my existence,
while grotesque and incomprehensible to
you, saves lives.
(Panting)
You don't want the truth. Because deep
down, in places you don't talk about at
frat parties, you want me on that ball. You need
me chasing that ball
(barking)
We use words like sit, paw,
fetch...we use these words as the
chew-ez-bone to a life spent chasing
the ball. You use 'em as a punchline.
(howling)
I have neither the time nor the
inclination to explain myself to a hole-ass who
rises and sleeps under the blanket of
ball chasing I provide, then questions the
manner in which I chase it. I'd prefer
you just said thank you ta-tu~ and went on your
way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a
weapon and stand a post. Either way, I
don't give a damn what you think you're
entitled to.
KAFFEE
(quietly)
Did you order the code red?
JESSEP
(snarling)
I did the chasing you sent me to do.
KAFFEE
Did you order the code red?
JESSEP
(pause)
You're goddamn right I did, AIIIY AIIIIY AIIIIY !!!
This was my first flirtation with Hollywood.
Too this day i don't understand why they fired me and hired Jack Nicholson.
Aha!
An aquatic specialist from the DOW confirmed that what the camera had discovered was actually a Bryozoan, a primitive life form that, as a species, is over 350 million years old.
The Bryozoans are collections of smaller organisms that filter food out of the water supply, and they are an extremely primitive “animal” life form.
Apparently you can find another form of bryozoa in the bayou.
More to come!
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
speakit, well then. your cult infested daughter? crystal gayle hair? period?
Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 11:43pm.
Hello any sane people in the house?? waaaaaahahaha
I dont know what's going on (as usual) but that's ok in my world.
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Sane!
I decided a long time ago that I just didn't need to know everything.
Or want to, really.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
@speakit: lol wahahaha yeah...virgins right right.
Then I am saint chirio ( i even lie to myself)
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 11:44pm.
Hey speakit!
I'm still uncovering the mystery of the living sewer gunk. It's nasty but I feel like I should learn about it, just in case I need to protect myself from it at some point, nawmsayin'?
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Well if you do, clue me in. I was fascinated by it, not disgusted.
All I have to say...is Pura Vida to all. Have a goodnight. Dont fight! If so, I will slap or maybe spank somebody.hmmm nevermind..the last part.
Coma Caca!!