Wednesday, July 1st 2009
Just In Time For Lunch!!!
No, this isn't lost footage from Katie Couric's colon cam. It's also not a clip from Tommy Girl's sex tape or shots of Parasite Hilton's used tampon. It's video from a sewer cam in North Carolina of something that will haunt my stomach for days to come. Fuck lunch. Fuck dinner. Fuck eating. And fuck toilets too, because I know this dark-sided shit beast has the power to crawl up and pay your ass a visit. There's no room in my ass for more grossness. I'm sorry.
Gawker says that the creature of my nightmares is nothing but a mound of worms who have attached themselves to roots. Knowing this still didn't curb my dry heaves. The damage is done.
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I THOUGHT IT WAS MICHEAL JACKSON'S AUTOPSY!!
ENJOY NEVERLAND LOSERS, I WILL BE DRUNK FLOATING IN A POOL SURROUNDED BY MORE BEER!!
Uuuummm I do not see worms or roots.
That is some x-files shit right there.
Refuse to click. I won't do it.
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flashback to my barium enema
Oh god. So offended, MK.
why are there cameras in the sewer??
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
That shit is nasty!
I bet you would find some idiot on Fear Factor (back in the day) eating that if they put it on a plate.
I don't think there is ANY amount of money that I would accept to eat that.
Put a suit and fedora on it and it kinda looks like Joe Jackson...except I'd rather look at this than listen to him talk about his new business ideas.
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If Shia LaBeouf and a gay-faced bobcat from the 1980s had a meth baby..... Stun. Ning.
Just needs some wasabi and soy. You eat mushrooms, don't you?
Nasty ass doody bubbles!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:05pm.
Didn't I already see this on The X-Files?
Pasty, toofy thang?
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I miss the X-files.
I'm sorry but this is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen, it's even more disgusting than two girls one cup.
My boss wants to know why I suddenly started licking my computer screen.
I have never laughed so hard in all my life. MK you are one sick mofo.
Didn't I already see this on The X-Files?
Pasty, toofy thang?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
MK WTF IS wrong with you! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Clean up on aisle.... errr - at Jack's desk please!
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Oh FUCK no!
*vomits*
post the ct post the ct post the ct
I just had to click play. Just had to. bleck.. eyeball bleach, please.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Now we know what was under Basement Baby's uniTARD the other day.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
UGH!
*faints*
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Stop with the Goopie posts MK.
Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
Hey! It's a sewerroid!