Wednesday, July 1st 2009
Just In Time For Lunch!!!
No, this isn't lost footage from Katie Couric's colon cam. It's also not a clip from Tommy Girl's sex tape or shots of Parasite Hilton's used tampon. It's video from a sewer cam in North Carolina of something that will haunt my stomach for days to come. Fuck lunch. Fuck dinner. Fuck eating. And fuck toilets too, because I know this dark-sided shit beast has the power to crawl up and pay your ass a visit. There's no room in my ass for more grossness. I'm sorry.
Gawker says that the creature of my nightmares is nothing but a mound of worms who have attached themselves to roots. Knowing this still didn't curb my dry heaves. The damage is done.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:38pm.
Additional: Why exactly do they need cameras in sewers?
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remote control camera vs going down there in person with the creatures. you do the math! lol
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It's fake. The water looks like it's from a bad special effects movie where they miniaturize a city and then have a cup of water flowing through it to look like a flood.
It looks more like a 5" thick pipe than a sewer
Got tree roots in our house sewer pipe and had to run the motorized roto rooter with 4 inch cutting blades to get unblocked.
Fortunately, what came out was good old fashioned tree roots (and a condom).
Have to admit I am quite curious about this life form... The beauty of the cam is you don't need to step on that sort of thing...
Ok, so that looks like the "caught on tape!" vid for the remake of the blob. O so harmless little new living organism thingy (mound of worms, my ass!) in the sewers. SO harmless...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! RUN! RUN! IT's THE BLOB!
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I can say without doubt that this was the most disgusting video ever posted on Dlisted. ickkkkkk
At first glance, I thought you were going to tell us it was Chaz Bono's newly crafted weenis.
Looks like some very angry testicles to me.
THANKS MOTHERFUCKER!
gbrapghtryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyphygrth
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
WOW...that's one seriously SEXY creature!!!
Hot slut of the DECADE!!!
Just like an episode from The X-Files. A man who drowned in the NJ Sewer mutated to an organism that can survive in the sewers. He eventually had to feed humans in order to survive. This is why I loved the show.
Bulimics rejoice! no need for finger-throat action anymore. Nasty
WHAT IS THAT? The first thing I thought it that it's some kind of fungus. And I'm sticking to that explanation.
That is NOT worms. It's just NOT.
THAT'S SOME BENJAMIN BUTTONS X FILES SH#T!
Quote from X-Files:
Mulder: "Three species disappear every day. Who knows how many new ones are being created?"
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I'm glad I read your comments for deciding to watch the video. This looks like some shit you can't unsee. No gracias!
Holy fucky-boofuck! That is grosser than most of the horror movies I've seen this decade. Ugggghhhh, I feel sick. I think it's throbbing.
i just had to look, gaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
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OMFG! That shit is like 3 blocks from my house!
KILL.IT.WITH.FIRE!
could this be part of a viral video advertisement campaign for some upcoming horror film?
I saw this in my facebook newsfeed this morning ... I want to click ... but I also want to sleep tonight ...
LOL it looks like a hemorrhoid....
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Not just amazingly gross to me, but also overall highly disturbing. It really gave me the heebee jeebee's & made me feel really uneasy. I should have known better than to watch.
OH HELL FUCKING NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I even waited a while to watch this thinking y'all were just saying it was nasty and it wasn't so bad. I only made it to the second creature. OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY WHY WHY!
I am going to curb my natural sense of curiosity and refrain from playing this vid. I have enough trouble sleeping at night. I don't need this X-File burned onto my retinas.
Here's the guilty party:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flukeman
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This could have been DListed's first CAPTION THIS constest for a video! Although nearly every response would probably have mentioned Paris Hilton...
p.S. that is fucking disgusting - as they said on Gawker, this is exactly what flamethrowers are for. KILL IT!
Ugh I live right there. I'll never eat in Cameron Village again! (Where that thing is)
I don't need to watch John Goodman's
colonoscopy footage. goddamn it, I'm eating!!
this is cancerous human vaginal tissue that lives in the sewer and absorbs the female hormones from the urine and birth control pills that go down the drain.
true story.
and yes... what/why the hell MK?
That is beyond fucking foul. And just a couple hours away from me ... *Shudder*
feeliing pukey!!!!
that is so nasty
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Additional: Why exactly do they need cameras in sewers?
Lord, I can't unsee that nightmare.
Oh my, what is that thing towards the end in the background with piercing eyes, looks like an alien head w/eyes....Sooo gross.
<"Submitted by jim on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:10pm.
I THOUGHT IT WAS MICHEAL JACKSON'S AUTOPSY!!">
LOL. I can think of another person who probably wanted to go there but didn't dare.
It kind a looks like an abscessed Pam Anderson nip.
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Looks like an alien heart beating. Really freakin gross
0_o why MK, WHYYYYYYYYY??????????
Anyone else think it looks like a clit?
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Yum, can I have some mustard with that?
You just know MK is sitting at his little computer laughing his evil ass off at us.
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Looks like Cisco Adler will perform for ANY camera.
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worms smerms...if someone were to mess up and touch one of those things, we'd have a dawn of the dead type infection within 24 hours!
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*Blondeface*
this seriously looks like a zombie's asshole taking a shit, I can't have this on my screen all day
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I thought this was Kate Moss's nipple at first glance. Much to my relief, it was just a sewer creature. Still, not what I want to see after getting back from a meal.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Oh my.....that IS creepy!
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Told ya Mr. Hanky is real! He just doesn't look like the romanticized version we have of him.
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that's not an unknown life form, it's Japanese lunch.
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omg omg omgomgomg i dont think these are "worms".
what the hell.
Provy - no shit. That's what I was just sitting here thinking...
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Is this the open post? Does MK not do open post anymore?
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*