Wednesday, July 1st 2009
Just In Time For Lunch!!!
No, this isn't lost footage from Katie Couric's colon cam. It's also not a clip from Tommy Girl's sex tape or shots of Parasite Hilton's used tampon. It's video from a sewer cam in North Carolina of something that will haunt my stomach for days to come. Fuck lunch. Fuck dinner. Fuck eating. And fuck toilets too, because I know this dark-sided shit beast has the power to crawl up and pay your ass a visit. There's no room in my ass for more grossness. I'm sorry.
Gawker says that the creature of my nightmares is nothing but a mound of worms who have attached themselves to roots. Knowing this still didn't curb my dry heaves. The damage is done.
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i havent eaten since watching this video.
thanks i just found my new diet!!!
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I will call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy
What the hell??!
what is it? must be alien,
this is some freaky shit
I wish every funny person who enjoys this site and humor could be my friend in real life.
This looks like it could belong in the music video for Tool's "Sober".
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I don't buy the worm theory. Where the hell is Mulder, when you need him?
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Who wants to hold back my hair while I puke?
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
SEWER CREATURE REVEALED!
Creatures from the Sewer
Filed by: Dr. M
The latest viral video is from the sewer under Cameron Village in Raleigh, NC. The mysterious creatures found are nothing short of disgusting and spectacular. This video has made its way to Video Sift and various cryptozoology sites. Speculations on the nature of this creature run from bryozoans, cnidarians, slime molds, and some mysterious alien creature here to suck out our brains. Well let me say first that it is none of the above. I can think of no freshwater Cnidarian that looks anything like this. It lacks the characteristic delineations that would indicate individual zooids in the colony and frankly the retracting of finger-like tentacles doesn’t seem like a bryozan characteristic (see the pictures at this site). In fact, I have poked a lot of invertebrates as lab instructor for invertebrate zoology and as a graduate student just for shits and giggles and none of the mentioned candidates would respond like this. So back to square one…
You shouldn’t trust me however…you should trust an expert in one of the aforementioned groups. Enter stage right Dr. Timothy S. Wood who is an expert on freshwater bryozoa and an officer with the International Bryozoology Association. I sent along the video and this was his reponse…
Thanks for the video – I had not see it before. No, these are not bryozoans! They are clumps of annelid worms, almost certainly tubificids (Naididae, probably genus Tubifex). Normally these occur in soil and sediment, especially at the bottom and edges of polluted streams. In the photo they have apparently entered a pipeline somehow, and in the absence of soil they are coiling around each other. The contractions you see are the result of a single worm contracting and then stimulating all the others to do the same almost simultaneously, so it looks like a single big muscle contracting. Interesting video.
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If it's just a ball of worms, how does it all shift at once like a muscle spasm?
That's some freaky shit.
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Submitted by Libressa on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 9:43pm.
It's probably just the eggs. Wonder what they're gonna look like when they hatch. I hope they're herbivores and slow moving.
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ACK!
and then...ditto!
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It's probably just the eggs. Wonder what they're gonna look like when they hatch. I hope they're herbivores and slow moving.
Are we sure this is a sewer and not Shitneys hershey highway?
This is some gut wrenching, horrifying shit right here.
I don't care if it's harmless annelid worms. It's awful and foreign and I don't like knowing about it. I'm disturbed.
Also, I share in the sentiment of being so close to it. It's like...two hours from here.
My apologies to those of you who live within 10 miles of it, though.
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EW!!! I finally looked at it after avoiding the video all day. Curiosity got the best of me and now I want to PUKE! I really wonder what the fuck it is too...like it doesn't look like worms at all. It's like a beating plop of poop from everyone's poop...ew...I feel a little throw up come up into my mouth now!
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 6:13pm.
But there is no way in hell a group of worms would LUNGE at a camera!!!
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Aw, come on, M.E. Not ALL disgusting life-forms mug for the paparazzi, our usual famewhores notwithstanding.
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Bottom-feeder.
I'm still warped from seeing this shit. Its like meat was growing in the tunnels.
omg *barf*
imagine the smell. *gags*
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Somehow I keep pressing replay. lol.
What. The Fuck. I'm freaked out that it's located in the state south of where I live. I don't like it being that close.
However, very fitting it came after a post about Fishsticks Paltrow..
Submitted by GoTexan40mg on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 4:17pm.
I can say without doubt that this was the most disgusting video ever posted on Dlisted. ickkkkkk
But what about that Fornarina Commercial??
seriously WHT THE FUCK IS THAT???
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
They look like living hemorrhoids.
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They are NOT. WORMS! No way. That's some fucking spooky not-worm shit in there if I ever saw it.
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i'll take your word this is worms...i won't play this video...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
U know when I scrolled down the posts this mid afternoon, when I was heating up my pizza, I saw this and the title and said..hmmm a pimple or some shit (as I read the title). Didnt even read what MK said. Wanted to see it when I got home, I...think its gross but..worms..seriously? I dont think so. If it is..then I wont have nightmares. but again..its quite interesting.
Coma Caca!!
dat's just wrong. scarier than tapeworm fragments coming out a cat's behind.
i dont need to witness this. The picture is traumatic enough.
Thanks! :)
Oh. Fuck. No.
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Can somebody please post the link to this vid so I watch this on my blackberry? I wanna see what everybody is talking about. Thanks
Can somebody please post the link to this vid so I watch this on my blackberry? I wanna see what everybody is talking about. Thanks
I'm not even going to bother watching it.
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meh... have seen wors. Just a bunch of worms.
Oh sweet lord in heaven I want to die.
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Clarisse - yeah, not so good choice of grouping of words.
But there is no way in hell a group of worms would LUNGE at a camera!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT????? AND WHY, WHY, WHY DID YOU FEEL THE NEED TO POST IT. GAAWWWWDDDD, HELP ME.
Okay, I went googling and found this:
http://deepseanews.com/2009/06/creatures-from-the-sewer/
I'm not buying the good doctor's explanation, either. They are NOT worms.
Ummm I know what the inside of an asshole looks like and that is the inside of somebodies blown out asshole...Perez must be shooting home movies again.
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OH M.E.!!!
NO!! Bad combo there!!!
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BALL OF WORMS MY FUCKING ASS!
OH FFFFFFFFor FUcks sake!!!!!
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They put cameras in sewers to check for leaks, roots, and blockage. (Way better than crawling in.) I've seen a B&W cam for a home sewer pipe (much smaller). That's exactly how it looks (sans creatures).
Those look like stray mutant ballsacks.
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
Submitted by holdupwaitaminute on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 2:47pm.
this is cancerous human vaginal tissue that lives in the sewer and absorbs the female hormones from the urine and birth control pills that go down the drain.
true story.
and yes... what/why the hell MK?
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Worms growing on roots????
How the f*ck did Gawker come up with THAT explanation? That doesn't look anything like any damn worm or root I've ever seen (or want to see).