Callate La Boca
Open wide, it's time for a large serving of CUNT STEW. Actually, this time it's CUNT PAELLA, because Fishsticks Paltrow is taking us to Spain! It's like her second home (Hell being her first). In true Fishsticks fashion, she couldn't just say "I LOVE SPAIN." No, she had to add that the United States sucks dirty ass, because there's not a building here that was made before 1991.
In an interview with the Associated Press (done entirely in Spanish, of course), Fishy yapped, "It is so different from the United States. It seemed to have a history, and the buildings are years and years and years old. Here in the United States an old building is about 17 (years old), and over there it's from 500 B.C., it's incredible. Also, the way people live over there. They seem to enjoy life a little bit more. They aren't running around as much as in New York. They enjoy time with the family. They don't always have their Blackberries on."
Fishsticks really knows EVERYTHING about Spain. On Sunday afternoons, Pedro Almodovar takes Spanish lessons from Fishy so he can be even more "Spanish-ier." It's true.
In possibly related news, the entire population of Spain just moved to Antarctica.
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:16pm.
Goopie, Raul just farted in your general direction.
MMmmmm....wish I was there!
All that macrobiotic raw vegan stuff isn't helping her aging process.
Does anything decent come out of her stupid big mouth.
Goopie, Raul just farted in your general direction.
I don't mind the things she says because I actually do believe she is too stupid/far up her own ass to realize how she actually sounds.
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"I DON'T NEED ANYONE TELLIN' ME 'PLAY ON WORDS' I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN' LYRICAL WORDSMITH MOTHERFUCKIN' GENIUS"
If that's the way she talks in real life, she's an idiot. "Years and years and years old"? Bwahahaha, redundant much? How many IS that, Fishy?
LOL at Cunt Paella.
You know why people are 'running' around NYC? Its because they weren't born into an acting family that can get them jobs. You've made peoples lifetime salaries from SHALLOW HAL!! shame SHAME on you Cunt!
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Bitch needs to check her math.
Stuck-up cow.
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Just in: The country of Spain has issued the following statement...
Fishsticks is only allowed to visit our beautiful country. She will NOT be allowed any type of residency as we'd like to keep our country a country and if she stays longer than 3 weeks we will have a cuntry. Nuff said!
That comment about Almodovar forced me to laugh out loud. Oooooooooh, Michael K. You make me smile.
Goopy's statement that this was taken out of context in 3...2...1...
Yikes she looks older than her mom in this pic.
How long 'till she starts cutting and injecting herself up?
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Seems to have history? It does have history. If she loves it so much she should pack up and gtfo.
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i really loathe this bitch. what a pretentious phony.
Everything she says just makes me roll my eyes and want to bash my head into a brick wall.
I wish she would go drown in an ocean or something.
so sick of her. please move to Spain and never come back.
If Obama were smart, he'd flag her passport. No one talks shit about America and gets away with it!
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LOL at post header
She's so full of crap.