Michael Jackson's Will Filed

Submitted by amle on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:49pm.

I thought there was a rumor that Michael was gonna have his body frozen.

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OMG I was so little then. "cryogenics" was the buzzword of the day. Walt Disney did it and MJ was gonna do it to. OR SO WE WERE TOLD! DUN DUN DUN!

LOL! This is fun.

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:46pm.
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:31pm.
Maybe he wants his skeleton to be a decoration in someone's den like he had the elephant man's skeleton. Of course, the elephant man was not as freakish as jacko, so its hard to say.
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BTTT for EDIT:

LOL. You just earned yourself a seat on the bullet train to hell. Team Valtrex is driving, Xerquina is co-pilot in a hot pink bikini, Rotten_Egg is handling snacks, smokes, and beer, and I'll be in the back seat steaming T.V.'s wedding tux, because it WILL be a cold day in hell when we get there.

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Submitted by Rocket on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:33pm.
I like this picture of him. He should have stopped right there with the plastic surgery.

ITA. He was quite cute during the Thriller days.

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Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:52pm.
By the way, I must have that sweater in the picture above. I'll be making my own version tonight using an old sweatshirt and metal push pins from Rite-Aid.

LOL.

Ummmm, doesn't Governor Schwarwhatever have MORE important things to do than make special rules for famous people that the rest of us won't get to take advantage of???

Instead of wasting time bending rules, fucker, get to fuckin' work on the budget. If my husband gets an IOU for a paycheck, it's ON motherfucker.
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It's called attention diversion. Our government uses it all the time. Especially on Friday evenings and weekends.

Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:52pm.
By the way, I must have that sweater in the picture above. I'll be making my own version tonight using an old sweatshirt and metal push pins from Rite-Aid.

LOL.

Ummmm, doesn't Governor Schwarwhatever have MORE important things to do than make special rules for famous people that the rest of us won't get to take advantage of???

Instead of wasting time bending rules, fucker, get to fuckin' work on the budget. If my husband gets an IOU for a paycheck, it's ON motherfucker.
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It's called attention diversion. Our government uses it all the time. Especially on Friday evenings and weekends.

Sorry for the foulmouthed rant, guys, but my husband is probly gonna get a fuckin scrap of paper that says "pay ya later, sucka!!!". I don't think our mortgage lender and credit and utility collectors will accept that as payment...

If $500 million is accurate, that still leaves $100 million for his kids after his $400 million debt is paid off. Not too shabby. Provided Joe doesn't steal/spend it all in his "business" dentures...I mean ventures. Ha!

"Pluck me like a fruit." - Blanche Devereaux

@Momus:

It's ok. THIS guy was our Mayor:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrRdDtHqTU4&feature=related

And we have a square named after him. I'm STILL tryna figure that one out.

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all this mj stuff is hurting my brain.
He was shunned scorned and rideculed for the last stretch of his life, yet now that hes dies people are totally deifying him. Its bizarre and shows how we the public can be so fickle.
But Ive never been much of a fan save thriller, and am torn apart by grief for billy mays :(

By the way, I must have that sweater in the picture above. I'll be making my own version tonight using an old sweatshirt and metal push pins from Rite-Aid.

LOL.

Ummmm, doesn't Governor Schwarwhatever have MORE important things to do than make special rules for famous people that the rest of us won't get to take advantage of???

Instead of wasting time bending rules, fucker, get to fuckin' work on the budget. If my husband gets an IOU for a paycheck, it's ON motherfucker.

Submitted by PicklesnCream on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:50pm.
Submitted by amle on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:49pm.

I thought there was a rumor that Michael was gonna have his body frozen.

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Wouldn't have worked, because he needed to have had his brain frozen within an hour of death for the procedure to work.
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Oh ok... I hadnt ever looked into the procedure. thanks

His shirt in the pix is good for motorcycle riding. When you fall off the bike going 60, those metal brads prevent road rash.

I am ashamed to admit that I am hoping the autopsies reveal once and for all why his skin was white. I always assumed it was some sort of drug--probably one that attacks the liver or something. There was talk of a disease, but I don't think that's the whole story.

Submitted by Da Truff on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:50pm.
Who gets custody of the MJ/Macauley Culin sex tape?
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EVERYBODY! His gift to the world.

Submitted by Walrus Talk on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:45pm.

Huh. Weird. All I remember is a child molesting pedophile. & shame on those who are trying to canonize him!
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Submitted by amle on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:49pm.

I thought there was a rumor that Michael was gonna have his body frozen.

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Wouldn't have worked, because he needed to have had his brain frozen within an hour of death for the procedure to work.

Submitted by amle on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:49pm.
I thought there was a rumor that Michael was gonna have his body frozen.
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Like Benny the Dog?!?!?

Who gets custody of the MJ/Macauley Culin sex tape?

I imagine Christie's and Sotheby's are already taking in MJ's clothing items for an auction.

I thought there was a rumor that Michael was gonna have his body frozen.

I'm still convinced his ultimate goal from all those plastic surgeries was to end up looking like Diana Ross. She made him, and he wanted to be just like her. Shudder.

Diana Ross doesn't surprise me at all. But JOHN MCCAIN?

That had me on the floor for a second. Then scratching my head.

THAT is truly random.

Just remember to apply the pins while wearing the sweater for the full effect!

Hadn't heard of a split up, that's somewhat good news!

WTF?? Diana Ross?? Why not just give the poor kids to a non-celebrity (AND non-Jackson) already and let them live a quiet, normal life for once.

And forget the burial: what happened to melting him into legos for the kiddies?? That idea was my fav ;)

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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:43pm.
I heard that Joe and Katherine haven't lived in the same house for years. But if she does get those kids, Joe will be sniffing around.
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The estate should install an electronic fence, to keep joe OUT.

"By the way, I must have that sweater in the picture above. I'll be making my own version tonight using an old sweatshirt and metal push pins from Rite-Aid."

Just get basement baby to make you one. She's got some spare time. Beyonce hadn't thrown anything out lately.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:31pm.
Maybe he wants his skeleton to be a decoration in someone's den like he had the elephant man's skeleton. Of course, the elephant man was not as freakish as jacko, so its hard to say.
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BTTT for EDIT:

LOL. You just earned yourself a seat on the bullet train to hell. Team Valtrex is driving, Xerquina is co-pilot in a hot pink bikini, Rotten_Egg is handling snacks, smokes, and beer, and I'll be in the back seat steaming T.V.'s wedding tux, because it WILL be a cold day in hell when we get there.

Awwww. MJ's eyebrows before he shaped them. charming caterpillars they were.

I'm falling in love with him all over again cuz of this pic, dammit.

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:44pm.
LOL@ The Governator!
(it's not the first time I've heard it but it never fails to amuse me)

Isn't it about time you guys starting throwing tea into some harbour somewhere? ;p

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The Coastal Commission would bring charges against us if we did ... costing Cali even more money.

BTW: We'd rather sip our tea and bitch.

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Is there any normal members of the Jacksons who are not publicity whores? If so, the kids need to go with them. Live far away from Hollyweird.
Janet & LaToya are already out of the running. They are both crazy publicity whores.

I believe Michael was an Angel of Earth, now he is an Angel of Heaven. I am sorry, I remember the first time I ever saw him do the Moon Walk...when I think of Michael, all I remember is that gorgeous guy I had a crush on when I was little...may he RIP...and shame on those who are making jokes about a dead man!

Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:35pm...
LOL. You just earned yourself a seat on the bullet train to hell.

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Got my reservations on that train by the time I was 16. Just never bought the victim persona for jacko. He was extremely narcisstic all his adult life..

In fairness, I will assume he was a kind and loving father, and acknowledge this is an unspeakably sad loss for his children.

Sorry to those who loved and respected him--don't mean to offend you--but I had to say my piece.

So why not just cremate him and put the jar on display at Neverland? Can anyone think of an appropriate dispenser for displaying his ashes??? Wait, let me get my Depends on. I know this will be good.....

LOL@ The Governator!
(it's not the first time I've heard it but it never fails to amuse me)

Isn't it about time you guys starting throwing tea into some harbour somewhere? ;p

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Submitted by Tyranny on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:38pm.
I dunno, I'm pretty surprised he eft his kids to his mom. I mean, really? They'll be living with Joe now, wtf was MJ thinking. Seems he'd want to keep them out of his clutches.
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I could be wrong but didn't his mom and Joe separate a while back?

My backup choice would've been Janet. She's got none of her own and she seems like the only sane Jackson.

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It is rumored they want to make Neverland into a Graceland. I guess that is why they want MJ buried there. more moolah !!!!

I heard that Joe and Katherine haven't lived in the same house for years. But if she does get those kids, Joe will be sniffing around.

Although I kind of think that Katherine is still under his thumb, like the rest of them.

I believe this will is from 2002? What I read a couple places. Good to hear that his worth covers more than his debt....but then again, that's all the more for JJ to mooch.

I'm not totally shocked he named Diana Ross b/c the two were close but a better choice I think would be one of his sisters (not LaToya!). His mom is elderly and won't be around much longer i assume...and she is also married to the devil incarnate.

i must suggest the tag "eyebrow situation".

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have you ever went over a friends house to eat
and the food just aint no good?
i mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood!

How many terrible parenting decisions can one family take?

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DD: You know, you're right. As far as messes in California go, this one's extremely minor.

Of course Diana Ross.
Sure it sounds wtf, but he loved the woman. And probably thought she was a better guardian than his own Father.

Well MK made my eyeballs jump! HAHA at John McCain, I wouldn't be surprise if Cindy McCain had TEA TIMES with MJ. and by tea times i mean... yeah you know what i mean.

"There's currently a law that forbids burials on private property. Gov. Schwarzenegger is trying to help the family get around the law..."

Another reason why California sucks dick. A millionaire pedophile dies, and the governor pulls down his pants to help him, instead of fixing their impending bankruptcy $24 Billion dollar deficit. California sucks up to the celebrities, and fucks over normal people. That state BLOWS...

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so if one old broad can't raise them, another old broad gets tapped.

Those kids should be raised by someone young
and someone who can give them some normalicy

I dunno, I'm pretty surprised he eft his kids to his mom. I mean, really? They'll be living with Joe now, wtf was MJ thinking. Seems he'd want to keep them out of his clutches.

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:34pm.
Excuse me, but the The Governator is trying to help a fellow celeb get around the LAW? And he's ADMITTING it? What a fuck.
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The whole state has gone to hell in handbasket already, what's one more grievance?

Just trying to whip up more publicity--get the numbers up. Its sad, but I believe his dad and various hanger's on see the funeral as a big payday opportunity.

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Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:33pm.
Submitted by Snoogle on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:26pm.
Did ya notice how this thing keeps getting delayed? I guess Papa Joe's T-shrit vender can crank them out fast enough.

*sigh* when Michael actually looked human.

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It's better to be safe than itchy. - MK