Michael Jackson's Will Filed
The will of Michael Jackson was filed in Los Angeles today and TMZ got a hold of it. As expected, MJ named his mother Katherine as legal guardian of Prince Michael, Blanket and Paris. If Katherine wasn't able to care for the kids for any reason, he wanted Miss Diana Ross to be their guardian.
Yeah, I didn't see that one coming. Joe Jackson is totally rubbing his palms together, because his dream of The Jackson 3 is getting closer.....
The will also states Michael's estate is worth $500 million. Everything has been left to the Michael Jackson Family Trust. The co-executors of the trust are John Branca (his lawyer), John McCain (former presidential candidate) and Barry Siegel (his accountant) NO! Not John McCain. I'm telling dumb jokes. John McCLAIN who is a music executive is one of the executors. I thought I'd give your eyeballs a jump.
The details of the trust are not public, but apparently the money goes to Katherine, his kids and various charities.
And in more Michael news, KTLA says that he will not be buried at Neverland. There's currently a law that forbids burials on private property. Gov. Schwarzenegger is trying to help the family get around the law, but so far no dice. Also, the planned public viewing at Neverland on Friday or Saturday might not happen after all. Santa Barbara County officials have yet to confirm that it's happening.
By the way, I must have that sweater in the picture above. I'll be making my own version tonight using an old sweatshirt and metal push pins from Rite-Aid.
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Mom jeans!!! How funny, Diamond Dog! LOL
Whew. I need to take a break. BBL.
Maybe Lisa Marie could step in and have Michael buried next to her dear, old dad.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:10pm.
Can I be the one on the train that pulls the TOOT TOOT horn?
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Of course! But you must wear a white sequined glove and a hot pink bikini. It doesn't matter if you put the bikini on Over your mom jeans. You're gonna want some protection from the licking flames.
Just remember, God does not like gossip! And He sees all of our sins! I am a God-Fearing Walrus! Hehe.
Joe will be trying to get Diana to join his important record company so he can keep all that cash close by.
Submitted by amle on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:06pm.
Submitted by Walrus Talk on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:03pm.
Michael is with God now, it is He who will judge him, not any of us.
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God wont recognize that shit !!
God loves all of His children! Trust me, dear!
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That might have ended when MJ starting molesting and destroying the lives of God's other children.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:11pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:05pm.
ALL ABROAD! This gonna be SWEET!
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It WOULD be funny if we all got on the HATER-BUS and drove to Neverland tomorrow.
@Momus: Yeah, I never thought about that business sense thing...he was odd, socially, I guess you could say...at least Arnie is charming. Mel had some quotable quotes, fersure:
"What the hell do I want to go to a place like Mombasa?... I'm sort of scared about going out there, but the wife is really nervous. I just see myself in a pot of boiling water with all these natives dancing around me."
" I heard you've been talking about my wife . ..Leave my family alone. If you don't f*cking leave them alone, I'll kill you ! "
ON TOPIC: *scrolls up* *vomits* (again)
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:08pm.
wow,
I've been promoted to traffic director, I wanna thank all the little people I stepped on , on my way to the top.
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Hey. I got demoted from pilot because of Team Valtrex and have been relegated to the back seat. That was after I got bumped from CO-pilot because Xerquina said she'd wear a hot pink bikini. Team Valtrex beat my scourging comments by 1000, he deserves to be Pilot.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:05pm.
ALL ABROAD! This gonna be SWEET!
PicklesnCream OMG forgot all about Chudney!!!! LMAO
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
You scoff, but look at the artistry of this man's sweater, and yearssssssssss before the bedazzler!
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So will they have to pay his debt with the estate?
How does that all work now?
I have moved Joe Jackson to the head of the line in the Dead Pool...
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Can I be the one on the train that pulls the TOOT TOOT horn?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:07pm.
I only serve Vicodin milkshakes with cream of sum yun guy on top in Hell. Bring your own scooby snacks.
Heehee. and LOL @ Scooby snax
Has anyone ever been to Diana Ross's daughter's blog? I think MK posted on it once.
http://www.chudneyross.com/theblog.html
I DIE!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:09pm.
Submitted by amle on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:06pm.
Submitted by Walrus Talk on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:03pm.
Michael is with God now, it is He who will judge him, not any of us.
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God wont recognize that shit !!
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Ok. You're now on the bullet train, too.
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hopping onboard BWAHAHHAHHHAAAAAA
Submitted by amle on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:06pm.
Submitted by Walrus Talk on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:03pm.
Michael is with God now, it is He who will judge him, not any of us.
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God wont recognize that shit !!
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Ok. You're now on the bullet train, too.
Most definitely, Michael Jackson had poop for brains. Ho hum. His mother is so passive and stupid, she let her husband beat around her kids. She will be passive and stupid and will let Joe Jackson get hold of the kid's money. It doesn't take a genius to figure it out. And why the hell does Diana Ross has to take care of his kids???. Se's quite old as well and I doubt she kept in touch with him or his kids. Goodness grief!.
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Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:47pm.
Youth does not make a better parent.
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Agreed. But I'm thinking in terms of disruption & loss in the their lives, it might be better for the children to begin building another life w/ someone they won't end up losing again so soon.
If the family were close/"normal", it wouldn't be a traumatic disruption for them if MJ's mom were to pass - they would at least have other familiar p'ple already in their lives to lean on. This doesn't seem to be the case w/ this fam.
Submitted by amle on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:06pm.
Submitted by Walrus Talk on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:03pm.
Michael is with God now, it is He who will judge him, not any of us.
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God wont recognize that shit !!
God loves all of His children! Trust me, dear!
wow,
I've been promoted to traffic director, I wanna thank all the little people I stepped on , on my way to the top.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by Walrus Talk on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:03pm.
Michael is with God now, it is He who will judge him, not any of us.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! No, sweetie, Michael is with Stoney now, at Hell's gate.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:04pm.
Momus: the people who get all freaking offended if you dare even allude to his freakish nature...
I almost got into it with someone last night but I held myself in check. Then we were discussing if it was true that some of his fans had killed themselves and this person told me "Well, you know they won't get into Heaven if they kill themselves.
OMG BITE YOUR TOUNGE SNOWY, HOLD IT IN!
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That's kuhrazy, expecially about @ "Well, you know they won't get into Heaven if they kill themselves."
That's just dumB.
I only serve Vicodin milkshakes with cream of sum yun guy on top in Hell. Bring your own scooby snacks.
Walt Disney:
http://www.snopes.com/disney/waltdisn/frozen.asp
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Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:52pm.
By the way, I must have that sweater in the picture above. I'll be making my own version tonight using an old sweatshirt and metal push pins from Rite-Aid.
LOL.
Ummmm, doesn't Governor Schwarwhatever have MORE important things to do than make special rules for famous people that the rest of us won't get to take advantage of???
Instead of wasting time bending rules, fucker, get to fuckin' work on the budget. If my husband gets an IOU for a paycheck, it's ON motherfucker.
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Why can't you guys recall Adolf, I mean, Arnold, like you did Davis?? Srsly, the more I hear about him, the more he makes our former Crook, I mean, Govenor Blago look like a boyscout.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
I am now a poor California resident so I've decided on an aluminum foil replica of the Diana Ross bowtie and a Michael Jackson arm band with an old black sock and above stated push pins.
Submitted by Walrus Talk on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:03pm.
Michael is with God now, it is He who will judge him, not any of us.
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God wont recognize that shit !!
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:02pm.
Well I'm the gatekeeper to hell so I'll see you all when you arrive.
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Thanks for keeping our place WARM for us. Hot snacks, too?
Diana has had her share of meltdowns herself...I question whether she is fit to raise kids when the grandma dies, or that she even wants that responsibility. I've missed Diana's statement on MJ's death if she has sobered up enough to issue one that is.
"Vamos a singar" - Toothless Dominican Prostitute
Diana 'discovering' the Jackson 5 was just part of Barry Gordy's propoganda machine. It was actually Gladys Knight that first suggested Barry should check them out.
In a major marketing coup, Gordy and Motown decided to attach the group to an established star to increase public curiosity. Thus, it was decided that Motown star Diana Ross would "discover" the group as was explained in all early press kits.[4] According to their official Motown biography, referenced in several early interviews and liner notes, Diana Ross (and, in some versions of the story, Berry Gordy alongside her) was introduced to The Jackson 5 by Gary, Indiana's mayor, Richard G. Hatcher, at a benefit concert that The Jackson 5 were described as having played for the mayor in 1969.
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Never Can Say Goodbye
can only imagine the details of michael jackson's will. Diana ross as a guardian! wow!
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Momus: the people who get all freaking offended if you dare even allude to his freakish nature...
I almost got into it with someone last night but I held myself in check. Then we were discussing if it was true that some of his fans had killed themselves and this person told me "Well, you know they won't get into Heaven if they kill themselves.
OMG BITE YOUR TOUNGE SNOWY, HOLD IT IN!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by complication on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:53pm.
all this mj stuff is hurting my brain.
He was shunned scorned and rideculed for the last stretch of his life, yet now that hes dies people are totally deifying him
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Who did that? I dint!
Michael is with God now, it is He who will judge him, not any of us.
Well I'm the gatekeeper to hell so I'll see you all when you arrive.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:00pm.
yeah, I'm getting REALLY sick of the MJ Nazis!
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Uh, what's an MJ Nazi?
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:57pm.
Walt Disney didn't freeze himself, lol.
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How do you know fo sho? He was a f'g LOON!
He actually just resigned though, so that's good. lol
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Did anyone else hear that MJ left the Beatles catalog to Paul McCartney to make up for their falling out?
Or did I dream that while popping the remainder of my Vics before the FDA funkill bastards steal them back!!!!!!!!!
Please don't get me started about bad mayors! Fuck, ours is named WILLIE.
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yeah, I'm getting REALLY sick of the MJ Nazis!
TMZ has a slide show of how Neverland looks now if anyone cares.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by amle on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:49pm.
I thought there was a rumor that Michael was gonna have his body frozen.
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OMG I was so little then. "cryogenics" was the buzzword of the day. Walt Disney did it and MJ was gonna do it to. OR SO WE WERE TOLD! DUN DUN DUN!
LOL! This is fun.
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YES that was the story. I forgot about the Walt part of it. Maybe they should have had frozen MJ and stood the clear container up in Neverland for the public. I would guess MJ would have loved the attention.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:55pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:46pm.
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:31pm.
Maybe he wants his skeleton to be a decoration in someone's den like he had the elephant man's skeleton. Of course, the elephant man was not as freakish as jacko, so its hard to say.
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BTTT for EDIT:
LOL. You just earned yourself a seat on the bullet train to hell. Team Valtrex is driving, Xerquina is co-pilot in a hot pink bikini, Rotten_Egg is handling snacks, smokes, and beer, and I'll be in the back seat steaming T.V.'s wedding tux, because it WILL be a cold day in hell when we get there.
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CERTAINLY. I think someone else asked for a window seat, too. That's why we upgraded from a BUS to a BULLET TRAIN. You got it!
Team Valtrex
Xerquina
Rotten_Egg
P.T. Bull
RaulDrake
DiamondDawg
Christine The Hoff will be the traffic director to guide us out....
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:53pm.
@Momus:
It's ok. THIS guy was our Mayor:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrRdDtHqTU4&feature=related
And we have a square named after him. I'm STILL tryna figure that one out.
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At least he some (?) business sense.
Ours makes movies that go way over budget and he runs the state the same way.
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As for the getting frozen thing...also having to perform an autopsy fucks that up since all his organs are cut up...that defeats the getting frozen thing to be reanimated later (which is the hope of everyone who wants to get frozen after all). Otherwise, they would just get mummified and preserved like the Pharaohs.
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:57pm.
Walt Disney didn't freeze himself, lol.
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I know, right?
That's what I'm sayin'.
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Walt Disney didn't freeze himself, lol.
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:41pm.
DD: You know, you're right. As far as messes in California go, this one's extremely minor.
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Eh. We almost got shut down, I think they passed a budget, but the governor still needs to sign it. It's a trainwreck. I thought I might arrive at work and find everyone milling about on the grounds not knowing what to do. Instead, they were INSIDE milling about not knowing what do. Same as every day.