Danielle Staub Was A Soap Star Once
Is there anything The Real Housewives of New Jersey's own Danielle Staub can't do? Coke whore, kidnapper, stripper, accidental amateur porn star and now.......SOAP ACTRESS EXTRAORDINAIRE! Above is Danielle's scene on All My Children back in 2001 before she got effed in the face with a Botox needle. Danielle played Maura, Jackson Montgomery's dinner date. Danielle even had a moment with Josh Duhamel! You know she's telling everyone at The Chateau that she once starred in a hit primetime TV show with the guy from Transformers.
My favorite part is when Jackson says, "Do the words long dry spell mean anything to you?" Um. Jackson, do the words "PROSTITUTION WHORE-AH" mean anything to you? Maura will moisten your desert crotch for a stack of twenties. The "wining and dining" part is not necessary.
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She should of flipped the table when he got up
Damn regular renaissance woman. I don't know why those women talk so much shit about her, is there nothing she can't do?
I used to think Jackson Montgomery was kind of hot when my grandma would watch this back in the 80's. Every day at 12 or whatever we'd have to shut up so she could watch her soap or rush home. She never missed AMC, but now she alzeheimers so she doesn't watch it anymore. But back then nothing could keep her away.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:33pm.
Dina sucks and she's not pretty, Droppy Dawg
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Which one is which??
She looks like an extra from Planet of the Apes.
this is too funny. There really isn't anything that woman can't do.
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"prostitution whore!" *regains composure* on the reunion show, dina referred to herself as "the young pretty one" or whatever, honey she does not look that young to me, and she looks lik eher skinned cat!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Why didn't she brag about this, then?
Does anyone remember Phoebe from AMC (and her gay husband who was married to like, three other ho's, including Erica, I think)?
I smell an Emmy.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg: "It's an endless loop of the fat one saying 'let me tell you a'something about my family...' waving chubby finger at Danielle the prostitoot crack horse..."
Yes, yes! Too funny and true. (Also: "We are a FAMILY" [of thieves].)
Wow has she had her face pulled tight since 2001!
Dina sucks and she's not pretty, Droppy Dawg
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Dina is the "pretty one"? Well, I suppose sitting next to Orko from Planet of the Apes and Danielle and, as M.K. calls her, Don Vito Caroline (that fat, self-righteous idiot).
They all try to act like such ladies.
Where's my Nene? There should be a variety show, "The Nene and Mah Boo Hour." You know you'd watch it. I would.
Oh, I 100 percent agree, Irish. I hate the fucker. He learned nothing from the incident and acted like a fucking four-year-old throughout the ordeal. Ugh.
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Papa Smurf, your avie is delicious. I hope PH realizes what an ass he is.
Oh man, during my summers I would sit and watch AMC while my Moms was at work. And boy did I have a huge crush on Jackson Montgomery. Pepaws for the win!
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She's destined to become a star one day.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:10pm.
HOLY MOLY!
*right click*
*save*
*diddle*
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Regardless, there's cooter in the sky - Loves Carrottop
I know I'm in the minority here, but I thing she looked pretty back then...
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:10pm.
Remember when Josh's peener came for a visit?
http://gayscifinerds.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/josh-duhamel-naked...
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Nice bod. Nice artsy photos. But its difficult to tell if the shadows are playing tricks or if that's as big as it gets when hard. Black eyed pee pee.
Thanks Love Carrottop... i'll be in my bunk.
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The dogs are probably drawn to Wino because her crotch area always smells like rotten brisket in an empty tuna can.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 11:55am.
And all this time, I've been wasting my time watching "actresses" like Meryl Streep and Kate Winslet, when I could be learning the true craft of the creative arts from Danille Staub.
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Love the crazy old ho in your avie. I wonder if she's still alive?
The sad thing about Danielle is that her two daughters are stuck with her. I wonder who their dad is?
I think Danielle is wondering who he is, too!
(I like the old ho, too :) Nothing like a mee maw who is still rockin' the pleather.)
Remember when Josh's peener came for a visit?
http://gayscifinerds.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/josh-duhamel-naked...
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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 11:55am.
And all this time, I've been wasting my time watching "actresses" like Meryl Streep and Kate Winslet, when I could be learning the true craft of the creative arts from Danille Staub.
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Love the crazy old ho in your avie. I wonder if she's still alive?
The sad thing about Danielle is that her two daughters are stuck with her. I wonder who their dad is?
I like the lines "What has she done?"
Reply: "What HASN'T she done? She's guilty of all of it."
Very fitting lines for a classy lady!
Submitted by Snoogle on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 11:49am.
Think would probably mean more to me if I watched the Howives show.
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The Hausfraus of New Jersey? You can see all there is to know in one episode on a Sunday. It's an endless loop of the fat one saying "let me tell you a'something about my family..." waving chubby finger at Danielle the prostitoot crack horse...
And all this time, I've been wasting my time watching "actresses" like Meryl Streep and Kate Winslet, when I could be learning the true craft of the creative arts from Danille Staub.
All I get from this post is an overwhelming desire to make out with Josh Duhamel.
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LEEEEAVE JOSH ALOOOONE!!!!
He already has Fuggie McPeesAlot to deal with.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 11:23am.
I knew a girl in RL named "Maura." She was permanently drunk...a beautiful mess.
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I know a girl named "Maura" who is also a permanent drunk hot mess... she was also something of a taller, manlier girl...
And Danielle doesn't need sympathy, she needs to take that book and leave NJ... preferably for Colombia.
She was actually pretty back then. She'd probably look alot better now if she had just aged naturally, instead she looks like Steven Tyler's long lost twin.
Did Josh have surgery as well? He looks plenty different here.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 11:48am.
@ DD - LOL, I was thinking the same thing. I don't even know how it happens, so it could be me and I don't even know it. I thought only the Brangeloonies made this happen.
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LoL.
Screaming commencing, 4...3....2....
Think would probably mean more to me if I watched the Howives show.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
Submitted by WipeOutPutOutGetOut on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 11:45am.
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Do they audition these people and then throw in a wild card like Danielle? This sht is scripted, right? They're all actors...?
I like Dina. She's the pretty one - the blonde with the botox baby face?
@ DD - LOL, I was thinking the same thing. I don't even know how it happens, so it could be me and I don't even know it. I thought only the Brangeloonies made this happen.
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*Blondeface*
Ruh Roh.
Someone's gonna get screamed at for leaving the italics gates of hell open.
'twas not me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow, now I know...Botox is bad.
This weekend I also saw Dina and Caroline on My Big Fat Fabulous Wedding on the WE channel. It was all about Dina's 750 guest, 1 million dollar wedding. Can you say taaaaaaaaaaacky.
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"Jackson Montgomery....sooooo hot...want to touch the hiney...Arrroooooooo!"
When I was 12-ish, he was the sexiest beast on the planet.
Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 11:36am.
I know she's a mess, but I hate those other sluts (Dina, Teresa, and Caroline) more
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me too!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Where was Danielle's Daytime Emmy nomination for that bravura eyebrow raising?!?!?!
I read in some rag that she was once good friends with Kelly Ripa, and on Monday, Kelly announced that she was having the Housewhores of NJ on, but didn't mention Danielle. Did they have a falling out? I know she's a mess, but I hate those other sluts (Dina, Teresa, and Caroline) more.
really? Jacksonis still on there? wasn't he someone's brother?
I swear, the last time I wastched AMC it was between him and Dimitri for EK
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Jackson is still going strong, eh. I grew up watching that crap because of my mom. I hate soaps now.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 11:22am.
She looks like a horse on meth in that clip. And I HATE soap opera's.
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I can't imagine why.
Her looks would be immensely improved if she wore one of THESE at all times:
http://www.freedomrider.com/04-0409.gif
(equestrian riding helmet)
She looked so much better back then. She shouldn't have fucked up her face.
Will these women never listen.
P.S. Josh was a dork. What ever work he had done was needed.
THAT IS ALL.
I KNEW I had seen her somewhere before! *eyeroll*
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