A Little Horsey Porn In The Morning
This is Our Lady of Cheetos' video for Radar and it looks like a really long commercial for a perfume you'd buy from the glass counter at a drug store. Seriously, I expected to see "Available at a Walgreens or Rite-Aid near you" flash on the screen at the end.
That being said, there's a breakout star in this shit that totally robbed the spotlight off of Brit Brit. I'm talking about the sessy beast getting watered down at the 1:17 mark! Look at it shake its titties! It's like Sarah Jessica Parker re-enacting the car wash scene from Wild Things! Give this horsey a Skinemax contract!
The only thing this video was missing was a cameo by Harry Potter's peen! I mean, if you're going to have soft-core horse porn, then you MUST have an appearance by DanRad's skin wand. I pressed the HD button on the video hoping it would pop up, but sadly it didn't. Maybe they are saving that for the Director's Cut!
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and why does she always have a manly voice repeat what she just said
on mah radah
ON MAH RADAH
what a crappy song!
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"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Britney must have been shocked to learn that horses are for riding and not for eating.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 8:35am.
Does anybody else think this dreck sounds almost exactly like "Womanizah"? Just a beat slower.
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Radar is older than "Womanizer." Radar was on the Blackout album.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 8:35am.
Does anybody else think this dreck sounds almost exactly like "Womanizah"?
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I can't get past the Tainted Love keyboard.
And I assume she used that one guy to write them all...I'm willing to bet he was getting bored by this song.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
1)She sounds like a robot with a clothes pin on it's nose.
2)That was a stunt-abdomen in the early shot.
3)I thought she was saying "operator" too.
4)This video would have been more appropriate if the event was a dirt-track race instead of a polo match.
5) God, she sucks!
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Great - Thanks Michael K - I oculd have gone my whole life without hearing this crap- but I had to watch and now it is stuck in my head! Thanks again
Who listens to this crap anymore? Hell, the stuff you hear when you're on hold with a telemarketer is better.
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is this supposed to be a knockoff of GaGa's new joint?
Well, she's got her head moves back - she can tilt to the side, dramatically turn to face camera, look back over her shoulder, lift glasses to her face and take them away!
She looks like a star to me!
Also, it's pretty funny that the horsie's first appearance comes at the line:
Think I can handle that
Animal in the sack.
EW!
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On ma raduh...God she sucks. Her voice is completely gone. If it wasn't for special sound effects she wouldn't be able to sing at all.
Does anybody else think this dreck sounds almost exactly like "Womanizah"? Just a beat slower.
Oh God. That reeked. Britney's "comeback" has officially gone to the dogs. Doesn't this happen every time she decides to come back again? First video is okay, second worse. By the third her hair is providing sustenance for a passel of possums and she's wardrobing herself with shit from Forever 21.
Oh well, once she's a chunky mess again I can start liking her once more.
Feels like the whole thing was an attempt to show us, "See, y'all? I'm a classee reefined lady who owns horses and watches polo in a wide hat and a black velvet scrunchie. Ain't that classee? I ain't no skanky-ass trash!" As a storyline it's a total cliche: oh I lust after the groom and ignore the boyfriend who gives me a necklace, and when I finally rush off with my new lover I'll leave the necklace on the floor for my ex to find while we prance off across the doodoo-covered horse fields!
Since when is "radar" pronounced "rader" wirh accent on the first syllalble? I'd totally love to ask Britney that, and hear her say, "Huuuuuuh? Nuh-uh, Ah wasn't singin' with mah accent, cheerio and pip pip!"
And that groom dude looks terrified every time she ogles him.
Submitted by Jessica_Wakefield on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 8:05am.
LOL. It sounds like she's saying, "operator". Instead of "on my radar".
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Wow, I must be getting old and/or deaf, because I really thought that she was saying "operator" over & over again.
And why is she still making music? I would think that all of her fans from previous years would've grown out of this crap, but I guess not.
LAME.
That song sucks
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
That horsey porn was interesting; disturbing, but interesting. Otherwise, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . .
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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Sensimina LOL you beat me to THE BOOT MOVES!
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And if someone DID show up to a polo match dressed like that (black scrunchie? Really?), they'd be laughed out of the joint.
Sllllllllllllut.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
That perfume commercial comment was so ON! Horrible jingle..I meant, um song
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 8:16am.
Submitted by Jessica_Wakefield: "LOL. It sounds like she's saying, "operator". Instead of "on my radar"."
Maybe she's saying "I'm a Raider"...
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Maybe she's saying "I'm Darth Vader"...
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 8:06am.
How the fuck am I going to get my jerk on to that?
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Well, "Golden Girls" is on....
It's much easier to focus on the ponies and the polo players if you turn off the volume so you won't be bothered by that whiny mosquito-like noise. Polo players are SESSAY!!!
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Submitted by Jessica_Wakefield: "LOL. It sounds like she's saying, "operator". Instead of "on my radar"."
Maybe she's saying "I'm a Raider"...
She sounds like she's a back-up singer in Alvin & the Chipmunks. Good Dog, that sucked ass.
I'm with MK on this, the best part of this mess was the horses.
Submitted by DJ Tanner on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 8:11am.
The watering down of the horse was weird.
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I think it's possible that's it's becuz there is nothing sinewy enough on Britney to make wet. I mean, she did kinda look like a half-baked ham in that sauna before...
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Thank God she got a new pair of boots! Or, did she borrow them?
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 8:06am.
How the fuck am I going to get my jerk on to that?
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Can't. Stop. Laughing.
*wheezes*
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Is she changing the pronunciation of "Radar"? Terrible, stupid, uncatchy video and song. The watering down of the horse was weird. Britney's make-up was terrible and her voice, once again so digitized you can't even call it a human voice. Stupid. stupid stupid.
Her voice. It makes me twitchy.
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I couldn't watch it all because I fucking hate horses and it was boring as hell, but I loved the BOOT MOVES in the beginning.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
What a load of crap. My 5-year-old niece could do a better job with a Casio keyboard.
Thanks for reminding me how much I hate this manufactured crap 'music.'
Wake me when she shaves her head.
I couldn't stand to watch the whole thing either. I found it annoying to say the least. What a bunch of crap.
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How the fuck am I going to get my jerk on to that?
I feel like I just watched something I shouldn't have. Gross.
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Get a HAIRSTYLIST bitch!
Well, maybe it's because I saw Swimfan, recently, but I'm a little afraid for those men. I am. They're on her Radar. And she's crazy...nawmsayin'? I mean, she LOOKS crazy! Can't they see!?! RUN! RUN!
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LOL. It sounds like she's saying, "operator". Instead of "on my radar".
When is this girl going to grow up? Seriously, her voice is still thin and annoying. Even Madonna started taking vocal lessons in the middle of her career.
Brit needs to grow up and become a woman. And no, making sexier videos does not equal "growing up".
Ha ha, I just watched half of his mess on DAE's blog. Its so terrible I couldn't watch the whole thing.
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What was that shit? And why does she even bother pretending to sing in her videos? Everyone knows she's faking it anyway...
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