A Little Horsey Porn In The Morning
This is Our Lady of Cheetos' video for Radar and it looks like a really long commercial for a perfume you'd buy from the glass counter at a drug store. Seriously, I expected to see "Available at a Walgreens or Rite-Aid near you" flash on the screen at the end.
That being said, there's a breakout star in this shit that totally robbed the spotlight off of Brit Brit. I'm talking about the sessy beast getting watered down at the 1:17 mark! Look at it shake its titties! It's like Sarah Jessica Parker re-enacting the car wash scene from Wild Things! Give this horsey a Skinemax contract!
The only thing this video was missing was a cameo by Harry Potter's peen! I mean, if you're going to have soft-core horse porn, then you MUST have an appearance by DanRad's skin wand. I pressed the HD button on the video hoping it would pop up, but sadly it didn't. Maybe they are saving that for the Director's Cut!
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"My kids make better music on their Fisher Price xylophone"
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so true
Well, I guess now that MTV doesn't play music videos anymore, these singers have stopped putting any effort into making them. This was the most craptastic, crapola-ey video i've ever seen. Not even gimme more blew this hard. At least I was entertained by her bad wig and the crazy in her eyes. This one is just god-awful.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 9:24am.
She had to release during "Circus" are she would've quite probably gotten sued.
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Explains it. But it still makes her look like a fucktard.
I still don't see what's so goddamn amazing about this song that she needed it on both CDs. She should've just put this fuckfest out a year ago and called it a day.
I don't like Shitney anyway, but this song annoys the fuck out of me more than her stuff usually does. I was kinda curious what sort of idiotic video she put out this time, but I'm also rather glad it's gone. I don't know if I can listen to anymore of that pinging bullshit.
WTF? When Radar came out on her last album it was my favorite song on there. I even made it my call tone. So I was surprised she added it to the current album. When I would jam out to this back then I never imagined polo matches and braiding horses hair, wtf? What a let down, I wish I hadn't seen this. Now everytime I'll hear this song that horsey porn will be in my mind eewww.
Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 9:49am.
boot moves galore!
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Ah missed it. Anyone got a new link?
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 10:50am.
GODDAMN IT THE VIDEO IS GONE!!!
I wanted to see the retarded boot moves!!
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she lost her mojo...sad.
I really liked the her boots at the beginning.
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GODDAMN IT THE VIDEO IS GONE!!!
I wanted to see the retarded boot moves!!
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Her whiney ass voice is beyond annoying. Can all of her songs sound the same!?!? I mean really.
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Could that nasal baby voice BE more annoying?
I'm sure she learned this song phonetically.
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Oh come on M. We all love our Lady of Cheetos. Be nice to her.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 9:26am.
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Pretty woman meets the material girl video but not in a good way, and yes, epic fail.
I would have had this video filmed on a spaceship. She totally sounds like an alien.
Does anyone else LOVE the part where she sneers and looks away from her BF like she's too good for him? Pure wish fulfillment.
Are there any morons out there still buying this hillbillys crap???
She needs to split back to the trailer park and leave us all the fuck alone.
Consider the contrast between this talentless hill billy's crap and Michael Jacksons music-surely its time to get rid of all the talentless twats like her and stop the sound pollution...
Hey MK-your right-horsey is the break out star!
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Thanks for the vid!
I hear cowbell in the background!!! LOL
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Submitted by freebird on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 9:02am.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 8:52am.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 8:38am.*
Radar is older than "Womanizer." Radar was on the Blackout album.
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It is? I thought this was new. I fail the Cheeto Queen exam. Ha ha ha! Boot moves!
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It's on bof em, I think. It was rereleased. I'm sure there's a pastified version out there from the Sam years.
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It is on both "Blackout" and "Circus." The reason being she was supposed to release the song during "Blackout"(that's the deal she made with the producers of the song) but she couldn't be bothered.
She had to release during "Circus" are she would've quite probably gotten sued.
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No! No! No! Its all wrong! I already directed this video!! It was supposed to be a dark, 1940's noir girl group with lots of WWII symbolism and Britney with two other girls singing into an old timey microphone! They always get it wrong!
Somebody better tell Brit Brit that the video horse hos want their tails back.
It looks better on their ass than it looks on her head.
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"If your horse dies, I suggest you dismount."
That weave is awful. Who is in charge of her "hair"? They could have taken some from one of those horses and made a more believable wig.
okay had to check the mark case you want to see the funny pose. its at the 3:21 mark. and i agree womanizer sounds exactly like this
My kids make better music on their Fisher Price xylophone.
ok what's up with the dramatic thinking man pose after the guy finds the necklace she threw on the ground. i mean who poses like that lol
Submitted by kbcan on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 9:05am.
...her voice is WAY over-synthesized.
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 9:06am.
Thanks, Hekki! Say if Michael Jackson is responsible for elaborate music videos, can we blame him for this?
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Hmmm I LOVE Britney! But what's up with this video??? Horses? What the hell!? And yes, it really does look like horsey soft porn lol made me a little uncomfortable at some point lol but I must admit that the guy she is chassing is hot!
Submitted by Deb: "1)She sounds like a robot with a clothes pin on it's nose.
2)That was a stunt-abdomen in the early shot.
3)I thought she was saying "operator" too.
4)This video would have been more appropriate if the event was a dirt-track race instead of a polo match.
5) God, she sucks!"
Hilariously correct on all points.
This is really bad. While she looks better than she has in a long time, she just comes across as a little girl trying to act like a porn star. Plus the song is terrible, and her voice is WAY over-synthesized.
It is basically the same old CRAP we see in every video -- but even worse here. When is she just going to retire, and how in the world does she still have any fans left?
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 8:41am.
Even though Britney stole her look from Pretty Woman, Julia Roberts was nice enough to make a cameo as the horse.
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LMAO!!!! So true! That horse scene also reminded me of the slo mo milk bukake on Zachary Quinto and I gotta tell you the horse was sexier.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 8:52am.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 8:38am.*
Radar is older than "Womanizer." Radar was on the Blackout album.
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It is? I thought this was new. I fail the Cheeto Queen exam. Ha ha ha! Boot moves!
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It's on bof em, I think. It was rereleased. I'm sure there's a pastified version out there from the Sam years.
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 8:48am.
LOL! Miss Priss, a cockfight might be too highbrow for Shitters.
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I watched it, without sound, up until the cute stable guy. Figured after that it'd be pointless. Reading the comments, I believe I was right.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 8:38am.*
Radar is older than "Womanizer." Radar was on the Blackout album.
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It is? I thought this was new. I fail the Cheeto Queen exam. Ha ha ha! Boot moves!
Synthesizing the voice is like photoshoping the face!
on my raduh?wuh?? that's one hot jockey. and horse.;)
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Uhmm.. didn't the brit release this song on blackout like 2 years ago??
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"4)This video would have been more appropriate if the event was a dirt-track race instead of a polo match."
LMAO Deb!!
Or at a cockfight~
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~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Even though Britney stole her look from Pretty Woman, Julia Roberts was nice enough to make a cameo as the horse.
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