Wednesday, July 1st 2009

Hot Slut Of The Day!


Bro Franklin! - This dude has become sort of famous around Houston for busting moves during "offering time" at his local church. Dude is seriously happy about GIVING money. Most of cry when handing over dollars, but this dude dances. I mean, he pops, he does aerobics, jazzercise, tumbling, vogueing, disco and lyrical! Homeboy is like one full episode of So You Think You Can Dance!


For soulgrrl

Posted by: Michael K


To all of the ignorant, unbelievers who posted to this video...first of all, since when was dancing not permitted by those who believe in the LORD??? David danced and praised the LORD with others and it is written throughout scripture. And secondly, what difference should it make if a church has more whites or blacks. God said he is of love he doesn't see color. No wonder soo many people are on their way to eternal suffering, its ignorant so-called christians and they so-called pastors who are teaching the word falsely. There is nothing wrong with dancing and praising God in the church...IDIOTS!!!!!

PopCultureJunkie's picture

More people need to watch this...NOW.

letinstar's picture

this is some hot ass dancing...still not enough to make me go to church though...
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Submitted by I need more cowbell on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 1:34pm.
Since when do Baptists dance? Not supposed to, especially inside a church. I heard most of Texas was ghetto but damn!
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White baptists don't dance, but black baptists do. An most of Texas is redneck, not ghetto. But HOUSTON? Houston (where this church is) is G.H.E.T.T.O. It is the ghetto capital.

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Noelegy's picture

Wow, some gorgeous clothes in that second video.

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eleian's picture

http://rccgpavilion.org/PastorsMessage.aspx

Check that last line out

'Stay blessed and Christaholic'

deka's picture

that just made my day
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kacky's picture

There's one more on this page
http://www.jaguda.com/2009/07/01/brother-franklin-dance-collection/
I love the lady at 1:00 curve-tastic and a gorgeous green dress!

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starsign's picture

OMG how cool is this guy! He's just dancing because he can baby. If church had been this entertaining when I was a kid, I may not have turned out to be an atheist lol.

Seriously he has the moves.

I need more cowbell's picture

Wow-looks like some of them couldn't afford the cover charge at a local bar and just went there instead. Since when do Baptists dance? Not supposed to, especially inside a church. I heard most of Texas was ghetto but damn!

Trini's picture

Wow...this is some funny shit. I wouldn't mind going to this church, just to watch his ass.

shandiRW's picture

this ho is hot! i love how the man pulls the little girl out of the way in the beginning of second vid. ahahaha very deserving of hsotd!

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SuperSteph's picture

This guy rules. I love is crazy style and his gumby legs. They should have him guest star and freestyle on an episode of SYTYCD, I'd vote for him!

Perfect choice for today's hot slut!

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Fred Flintstone's picture

Fucker probably put $1 in the envelope figuring it was the entrance fee for a dance a thon.

The Audrey's picture

I love how at the beginning the man pulls his little daugheter (or whatever) out of Bro Franklin's way. LMAO! He knew Bro was gonna bust a move!

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GlitterSha's picture

THIS IS AMAZING....
I'm Beyond Speechless...I think this man deserves Hott Slut of the Month and a Nobel Peace Prize!!
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MizRo's picture

Fantastic!

Nocturnia's picture

Wow, MK! I usually hate whoever you pick for hot slut, but this guy actually, kinda kicks ass! He can pop and lock with the best of 'em, and sadly, had me mesmerized =)!

chefcammi's picture

Watching Tosh.0 and wondering why MK never featured the Ottoman Humping Guys...??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUa6pcMOLEM&feature=related

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kacky's picture

Aw thanks guys. Heaven knows I am not a Baptist but I love seeing my guy this joyful.

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guilty of being white's picture

I don't go to church..and I don't give a fuck if you want to go to church. I feel the same way about dancing...get your money Brother Franklin or in your case, give your money.

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Master Blaster's picture

That would not go over well at my church.

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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 9:48am.

Submitted by kacky on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 9:41am.
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kacky, that was sweet. I'm glad your son isn't in pain and he found something he enjoys. ♥

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Submitted by kacky on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 9:41am.
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kacky, that was sweet. I'm glad your son isn't in pain and he found something he enjoys. ♥

dawniek's picture

Those are voodoo offerings not money, but,i don't care, I like it. Bro Franklin got some moves, I LOVE HIM!

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shenanyginz on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 8:58am.
This is a RCCG (nigerian) church. My parents go to one and every thanksgiving service (first sunday of the month) they seriously get down. 10 minute sermon and the rest... we party
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that's beautiful! I want to go!

*he can dance by the way*

kacky's picture

I love how they have to grab the little girl out of the way before she gets stomped on. Why doesn't he just go last?

Some of you know I have an adult son with severe autism. Last winter he had a procedure that took care of severe pain that had been there for years. His behaviors changed a lot, so he's been given a lot more freedom, and he;s able to be more clear about what he wants. He typed that he would like to start going to church. I don't have a church so I started taking him to different ones to see what he might like. He chose one similar to this, except this is Maine so it's not AME, but it's Baptist, loud and rockin! He loves the music.

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Submitted by Mopa on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 9:11am.

Maybe he does all that dancing to distract everyone from the fact that he only put a quarter in the envelope. He probably thinks his show is good enough and he shouldn't have to tithe that much.
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lOL! He's totally all dance & no dinero!

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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 7:38am.
Wow. I wish everyone felt this happy about God and Charity.

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Organized religion and materialism kinda fukked up the chances of that.

Erika_Leigh28's picture

lol i'm sure it's a "christian" church but not all christian churches are Catholic ppl. My Grandparents are Lutheran. That is Christian but it has a pastor who is married and can have a family and sometimes the pastor is even a woman. The churches usually don't have stained glass window and they pass the communion wine around on a tray instead of ppl going up and sipping from one cup they hand out like little shot glasses that contain either wine or grape juice. My other grandmother is Catholic. The churches are stained glass and much more strict. They have priests not pastors who aren't allowed to marry and are always men. For communion u file up the center aisle in two rows and usually drink from one cup while the priest puts the communion wafer in your mouth and you genuflect when u enter ur pews

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 7:38am.
Man, if the Catholic Church was even a tenth as get-down as this, maybe I'd go.
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Seriously, ISMU. I'd totally get mah groove on as I go get communion.

Mopa's picture

Maybe he does all that dancing to distract everyone from the fact that he only put a quarter in the envelope. He probably thinks his show is good enough and he shouldn't have to tithe that much.

Hekki's picture

I like how some Christian churches incorporate dancing into their worship.

And some Christian churches prohibit dancing.

If there is a god, I'd like to think that she'd be okay with the dancing.

shenanyginz's picture

This is a RCCG (nigerian) church. My parents go to one and every thanksgiving service (first sunday of the month) they seriously get down. 10 minute sermon and the rest... we party

"you're drunk"
"you're sexy"

Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??

It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.

such as --- http://www.SugarDaddyChat.com/---

it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!

freebird's picture

Love how the parent yanked the child back from in front of him like the kid just walked in front of a speeding train! He kind of broke up my sads, though. Get on whicher bad self!

jack-n-the-hat's picture

LOL... how uncomfortable.

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Nanners's picture

Awesome! He got jiggy with the Lord.

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Jessica_Wakefield's picture

What the hell kind of church is that? Don't even have pews to sit in. Ya'll know what I'm talking about, the kind that had the compartment in the back to put your bible and hymn book.

And why are the men wearing those loud ass suits?

tinkuy's picture

Love it!
(God's laughing all the way to the bank.)

boomsy's picture

Looks like an African church I went to before with a friend; they are very, um, what's the word, exuberant(?) in their services...

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specialkt's picture

hahaha thats great

putsomestankonit's picture

I'm not so sure that his dancing is about happiness and joy as it about having the spirit in him.

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I love how that man pulls his little girl out of Bro's way in the second vid. You find the most hilarious stuff! I'd never be able to keep a straight face if I attended a service where someone busted moves like this, but I agree with those who said it's nice to see someone so happy about God and charity.

Mawy's picture

I like the part when he jumps up in front of the lady, then she just walks so calmly away. Haha
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grapedrinkbaby's picture

WOW!!! I give this guy a 10.0 !!

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Man, if the Catholic Church was even a tenth as get-down as this, maybe I'd go.

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angel_i's picture

Wow. I wish everyone felt this happy about God and Charity. That would be awesome. I remember when we were visiting churches back in the day - Pentecostal Church was like this. I loved it, to be honest, it was the least boring of services I found.

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putsomestankonit's picture

That's some messed up voodoo shit right there.

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NaNoop's picture

LOL