Friday, July 3rd 2009
Birthday Sluts
Tommy Cruise (47)
Ludivine Sagnier (30)
Andrea Barber (33)
Patrick Wilson (36)
Audra McDonald (39)
Shawnee Smith (39)
Sandra Lee (43)
Connie Nielsen (44)
Yeardley Smith (45)
Hunter Tylo (47)
Thomas Gibson (47)
Montel Williams (53)
Betty Buckley (62)
Tom Stoppard (72)
Ken Russell (82)
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Me sure TommyG has perfected that hold on other "objects" besides that rolled up piece of paper.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Meh.
Those jeans are riding a little high, the sleeves and too short and underarm sweat....gross!
Me too me too!! I'm a 7/3 birthday slut too, but only with my hubby ;-)
I turned 40 today. Eek!!
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Wow. He was always a little shrimp. I hate short men...
Tom's posture in that pic looks like Katie's does now.
I remember my friend in high school used to have a crush on Tom. My friend's mom said she didn't get it because just couldn't get over his freaky slanted shoulders.
Ludivine Sagnier was in one of my fav movies of all times, Swimming Pool. Love ya, you hot bitch!
"now you all have numbers, so we're going to do this alphabetically"
Tommy girl was hot back in the day, but I still would rather see a picture of Patrick Wilson. Happy Birthday to all my fellow Cancerians!
"Tell them that their efforts have failed, because the big unicorn will fly high above the corn feilds one day soon". -MK
Happy Birthday, Tom Stoppard
One of my boyfriends said that talking to me was like listening to someone recite every other line of a catechism.
Thanks for giving him his best lines. He was a real asshole but had good taste.
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wow another hot ass cancer list!
happy birthday to everyone especially shawnne smith and montel williams!
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Isn't it Bromantic?
...wow, Ken Russell's birthday! HB to one of the most original directors to ever make a movie. Most viewers only remember "Tommy", but if you ever get the chance, see "The Devils", "The Music Lovers" "Listomania" "The Boyfriend" or his classic take on D.H.Lawrence's "Women in Love". Genius.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Yeardley Smith (45) doesn't she do Lisa on The Simpson's?
Tom - ick.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
He has a gigantic head.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 9:09am.
I still can't believe I share a birfday with Tom Cruise
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And HBD to you too, PapaSmurf!
HBD, Thomas Gibson! Love Criminal Minds!
We LOVE Tammy's new face lift, with the liposculpture and chin/cheek implants, also the hair implants(or is it a rug?)
Does anyone know for sure who did the plastic surgery?
Surprised he hasn't had those pits botoxed. That supposedly makes you stop sweating. Maybe it is alien juice....
If Tammy is 47(LOL), then we must be 27. She is in her early 50s at the least.
We were both aspiring $tarlets in Hollywood at the same time (late 1970s, early 1980s).
Tammy however got very lucky after she happened to suck just the right dick at just the right time!
Thanks for the birthday wishes, guys! <3!
I will be on the watch for Xenu appearing at DLand when I hit it up this afternoon. I already threw away some Scientology beads a friend gave me a while back, so I am pretty sure I'm on his list. Dun, dun, dun!!
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Happy birthday Yeardley Smith, aka Lisa Simpson!
Happy birthday ILovePapaSmurf! I hope you have an extra slutty day. ♥
Mornin' MK ♥
Even back then Tommy Girl had massive jizz pits. Look at him stroke that cylinder......mmmmm donuts....
Patrick Wilson! Yummeh!
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Oh yes, Happy B-day Papa-Smurf!
Hopefully Smurfette will put out tonight, yo~ J/k ;)
HB IlovePapaSmurf! Wow. That picture of Tom Cruise is the pits. HB Sluts!
Smurfy, HB! Keep your shields up today or Cooze might zap you and the next thing you know, you're hoping Xenu shows up at your door in a flying shoe.
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Moo!
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 9:09am
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Happy Birthday ILPS - enjoy your day!
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Happy Birthday, ILPS!
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
I see Tommy had a problem with the sweaty pits back then, too.
Happy birthday, ILovePapaSmurf!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Happy Barfday, Papa Smurf.
Tommy was one hot piece!! Yum Yum.
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Pull My Finger
I still can't believe I share a birfday with Tom Cruise.
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Holy Scientolocrap! WTF happened? He used to be HWAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Moo!
Happy birthday Connie Neilsen! Connie is the prettiest ginge out there. Well, except for rojo, but we all know that.
I am at work today...my boss is a cheap ass who needs to get laid. So, in honor of all you fellow sluts who are working, I ain't gonna do jack shit.
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
I met my perfect one on --~~B l a c k W h i t e l o v i n g.c O m~~- It is a wonderful dating site for black and white singles to have fun together! And it's free! Hope it can help you find your ideal match!
Hmmmm Sandra Lee crumb cake....
Wow. It's good to remember a time when he was normal.
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"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 8:08am.
Tysm!
I need to watch "The Little Rascals" now ;)
@Marilyn v2.0 : Yes it's supposed to be the anus. I am too lazy to do the latino N. I need more coffee.
Coma Caca!!
I wonder what Will Smith is getting Tommy Girl for his barfday????
A tube of astroglide? a gerbil? a tutu? new heels?
...a new beard or agent is what he needs.
Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 8:04am.
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Haha, thanks Sibsi...too kind.
It's actually Darla Hood from the Little Rascals but yes, she does look like Shirley (madame_s has Shirl as her avie).
I used to have Mary Ann Jackson from LR as my avie; both appealing in their own unique ways. :)
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Submitted by greenfinch on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 8:02am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 7:54am.
Submitted by greenfinch on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 7:50am.
i's here in TO too.
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Cool. I didn't wanna do much either. The kids dressed themselves up and painted their faces and got red and white balloons and we traipsed through the streets taking picture with whatever Canadian thing we could find - you know: Roots, Graffitti, Canada's Next Top Model posters...that was about it, really lol.
I didn't make an effort to stabilize my camera at all so...well, that's the kinda footage I'll have;p
ONT: HB, mostly people I don't know!
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It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
@ The C word: please don't judge for asking - I've a feeling you won't 'cause you're one of the best here - but is that Shirley Temple in your avie?
Sorry for the off-topicness!
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 8:00am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 7:54am.
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I went to h.s. with the guy who's in charge of the lighting at the tower...he did a nice job.
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VERY cool! He did! It was very exciting. I have a perfect view upon leaving my apartment each day, which is pretty great - I can always see what's going on over there. And whether the temperature's going up or going down;p
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 7:54am.
Submitted by greenfinch on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 7:50am.
i's here in TO too. i have tried many a times to get a great shot of the tower lit up, but i never have anything good to set my camera on to stablize it. i suppose a tripod would work. but i hate carryign that thing around. i am in the market for an slr, but right now jsut over analyizing which one to get...anywhore.. we barely ventured out on canada day cause i was feeling right miserable cause well..ive had a headache for the last 5 days lol. i suppose the ball game would have been a good option.but we didtn make it there either. we did watch the fireworks from the balcony though which was ok. :)
HB to hunter who's on my soap, lisa simpson and tom before the crazy.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 7:54am.
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I went to h.s. with the guy who's in charge of the lighting at the tower...he did a nice job.
(and thanks Sibsi!).
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 7:50am.
Feliz cumpleANOS tommy and the rest of the BDAY people..minus the ANOS. ahahah.
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I don't get it... is it supposed to be an anus thing? *confused*
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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."
Happy B-day Tom Stoppard!
Submitted by greenfinch on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 7:50am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 7:48am.
Submitted by greenfinch on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 7:47am
you and me both...well im fairly bitter i have to work most mornings :(
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*sigh* I did get great footage of the Tower. I'ma upload it later. I don't know where you're at but in TO they started lighting up the tower - sometimes it looks pretty cool.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
To this day no one has told Tommy Girl that botoxing his pits would make that stop...he's always rocking epic pit stains.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
HB Tom Cruise.
Om nom nom sweatty Tom!
HB to all on the list.
Plus my Papa :) Happy B-day, dad!!!