Simon Cowell Is Worth Every Penny
Last season, Simon Cowell was paid $35 million for American Idol. This season, Simon will get anywhere from $100 million to $144 million. That's what The New York Post is claiming. Meanwhile, Paula Abdul continues to get paid in Adderrall pills bought from the internet and handwritten I.O.U. notes.
Simon's contract is up in May and he knows very well how important he is to American Idol. The reality crap fiesta brings in almost $1 billion in ad revenue and Simey believes he deserves a nice slice of that.
Yes, what you probably make a year, Simon is going to make an hour.
Simon will get paid zillions of dollars for keeping his moobies plump and saying the same insult over and over again while sipping on Crystal Light Lemonade in a Coca-Cola cup. Hmmmmm. Sound familiar? *Looks down at pancake moobies, reads first page of Dlisted and sees the same joke over and over again, glances at the Crystal Light Lemonade in a SpongeBob SquarePants cup.* Close enough! Now, where's my $144 million?! Shit, I'd settle for 144 Bakeshop Twists (my new favorite thing).
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Crystal Light? You really drink that stuff?
"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09
This BITCH is about to sign a deal with Phillip Green that involves a James Bond meets Disney world domination masterplan to form a record company/clothing merchandising/movie studio/ ownership of the no talent nightmares he always gets to permiate the airwaves with and is going to get paid handomly (sic) to do it. He was most pissed of he didnt get any revinue from the SuBo frenzy on Youtube and intends to never get stiffed like that again.......FUCKING COCK I HATE YOU AND YR PSUEDO WORLD DOMINATION BID. FUCK YOU AND YOUR TITS.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 4:45pm.
AI is not the only 'job' he does.
He's involved in Britain's got talent (ehemm...Boyle....errrrrhuh) and Pop Idol, too.
Plus he sucks the winners of those contests dry -as their producer.
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I read it 'he sucks the wieners of those contestants dry' =\
That said, I'm off to make some coffee. Clearly I'm about to fall asleep on my keyboard here soon.
Repulsive. You can thank all the fat, lazy Americans who live vicariously through t.v. No offense but American Idol is pathetic and the fact that people 'vote' is even more pathetic. I guess people really need a place to 'run to' since their reality is not sufficient enough. And the part that gets me the most is that people have fuckin full blown conversations about this shit like its actually relevant. My idea of an idol is the person who cures Cancer or the person who rescues animals from shelters, maybe the people in the Peace Corps. The word 'idol' should not be used to describe the asshats on this show. This society is so far removed from REALITY its fuckin scary.
Yea, fuck it, let him have it. If there are people out there that are still watching no talents sing Donny Osmond songs in hopes of becoming the next American Idol - even after they know that the winner will in no way actually BE an American Idol and at best will have maybe one hit song - then he's earned his money.
I mean I would def marry he's funny and hugely rich and he doesn't replulse me totally
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was I drunk when I typed this? it sure looks like it, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 4:37pm.
Someone explain to me, PLEASE, how this twat and Gaycrest are both worth hundred$ of million$....
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WORD!!! Not only is Ryan Seacrest a huge bag of douche, but he's the reason that shitheads like the Kardashians and Denise Richards have reality show. He panders to the lowest peple he can find. I'm sure that when the Hills is canceled he'll give Spiedi their own show.
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"Spit shine my shank, lube up my face, remove all my joo-ree (leave the rings) and get read to play Nivea's "Don't Mess With My Man" on the boombox, because shit is about to get serious."-MK
I FUCKING HATE THIS CUNT.
MR FLAT HEAD NO TALENT BITCH'S ONLY TALENT IS MOCKING THE MENTALLY ILL. HE NEVER SIGNED A DECENT ACT IN HIS WHOLE FUCKING WANNABE A TALENT BUT DOENT HAVE ONE LIFE. Buy me a drink you cock.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Seriously how did this asshole get so lucky?! I think I hate him even more. His cohorts too. You would think Paula would sober up so she could remember her fortunate life!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 4:37pm.
Uuuhhh...camera man in the back...?! Uuuhhh...date? ;)
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LOL - Provy, no shit... doesn't he spend like 6 months over there and 6 months over here...? Hundreds of millions a year, travels the globe, AND (best of all) is EXPECTED to be an asshole wherever he goes... what. a. life.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 4:44pm.
you go get that money Simon, it's not your fault you've got everyone bamboozled!
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Don't you mean manboobled?!
When you break it down that's really only about 50-70 million per moob before taxes.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 4:42pm.
these goddam immigrants come over here taking OUR SNARKY JOBS!!!!!!!
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
AI is not the only 'job' he does.
He's involved in Britain's got talent (ehemm...Boyle....errrrrhuh) and Pop Idol, too.
Plus he sucks the winners of those contests dry -as their producer.
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
I don't think anyone can deny that if Simon left the show, it wouldn't be the same. However, I think the same goes for Paula as well, so she really should be paid as much as Simon Cowell. Randy, Seacrest, and that other woman could quit anytime and no one would miss them.
you go get that money Simon, it's not your fault you've got everyone bamboozled!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
I'd do his job for a couple Snowballs & a few hohos but a few million will do. Distribute the wealth Simon!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
wtf...i need a life counselor to set me straight; i sit around and roll my eyes and insult people all the fucken time....i should start charging....
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
100-144 meeeeeeelion dollars. WTF? Over half the people on D-Listed are a better smartassesesesss and could definitely dish out some better cutdowns than this dried up piece of crotch crust.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
If he weren't so fucking greedy he'd donate every penny to charity. That is an atrocious salary to have in a recession. He should be ashamed.
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It's because plenty of people like shit shows like American Idol. Period.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
$100 million to sit in a chair, roll his eyes, and be a fucking dickhead? I do that for FREE. Somewhere I misstep.
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You know....there's a lot of celeb-loathing around here, but one person who regularly gets overlooked is this boobalicious piece of shit. Someone explain to me, PLEASE, how this twat and Gaycrest are both worth hundred$ of million$....
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Uuuhhh...camera man in the back...?! Uuuhhh...date? ;)
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4