Simon Cowell Is Worth Every Penny
Last season, Simon Cowell was paid $35 million for American Idol. This season, Simon will get anywhere from $100 million to $144 million. That's what The New York Post is claiming. Meanwhile, Paula Abdul continues to get paid in Adderrall pills bought from the internet and handwritten I.O.U. notes.
Simon's contract is up in May and he knows very well how important he is to American Idol. The reality crap fiesta brings in almost $1 billion in ad revenue and Simey believes he deserves a nice slice of that.
Yes, what you probably make a year, Simon is going to make an hour.
Simon will get paid zillions of dollars for keeping his moobies plump and saying the same insult over and over again while sipping on Crystal Light Lemonade in a Coca-Cola cup. Hmmmmm. Sound familiar? *Looks down at pancake moobies, reads first page of Dlisted and sees the same joke over and over again, glances at the Crystal Light Lemonade in a SpongeBob SquarePants cup.* Close enough! Now, where's my $144 million?! Shit, I'd settle for 144 Bakeshop Twists (my new favorite thing).
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I love Simon. I always know what he's going to say before he says it, because my thought process runs about the same as his. He is honest, rude and crude, and it's just what these dumbass people who have no concept of reality need to hear.
Oh, Michael K...you got sponsors. Congrats. :)
Once you get all the advertising dollars and start being able to pay someone to put glitter on your no-no every day, don't just get some bitch who isn't even funny to start writing your stuff. That's all I ask.
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I'm already holding my bossums...no fancy pick-up lines needed.
how to say nice man.he is wonderful .he was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of
his fans found him on __(((sugarmommamatch.com)))__ . he has a personal account there with
his pictures, blog and something about his albums…
Millions of dollars to be a complete fucking tool?
And I'm sick of everyone praising this dickhead for being a difficult waste of skin just because he tells the "truth".
He's as fake as everyone else on American Idol. His persona is to attract ratings, and sadly it works...he hardly deserves more praise than Paula Abdul, Kara Whatever, or Randy Jackson.
And last time I checked, he was a MUSIC judge. His ad hominem insults got old, oh, second season. He's a shallow fuck, isn't he?
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
Yeah well, Simon Cowell is a huge part of what American Idol is. Paula and Randy tend to sugar-coat their critiques (more so Paula of course), but in the end people look to Simon to see what he thinks. If the verdict is a positive one, it tends to be a big deal.
Why is he so erythematous?
wow
im pathetic
$144 million for bitching people out
pfft
i missed the boat
I can't believe he makes so much money just for telling people the cold, hard truth. My new fucking hero.
Maybe now he can buy himself a pair of lips.
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When your sock slot drops,your ass flaps flop.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ http://SugarDaddyChat.com/ ^-^
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 8:24pm.
This post was all wrong. Can't you think of something apart from this? *rolls eyes*.........
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This post was all wrong. Can't you think of something apart from this? *rolls eyes*.........
That was my Simon impression. I taped a brillo pad on my chest when I did it.
Gross.
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It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
that's a shitload of money just to be an annoying British person.
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That camera guy is way fucking hot!
the worst part is, this asshole really doesn't know what he's talking about most of the time. He was smart to surround himself with a mental midget aka Randy and a dopefiend, so of course he sounds like he knows what he's talking about. Didn't this asshole inflict the Spice girls on the world?
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
As much as this pisses me off (Simon's salary), Michael K always puts such a funny spin on shit that I can't even stay mad! This reminds me of a quote I heard via Roseanne via Leon.. I am paraphrasing but, "To know what God thinks of money, look at the people who gives it to." That quote always gets me through my most broke times.
**Social trends are social engineering.**
God, can the dude wear anything but stupid white ugly t-shirts? I hate looking at his man boobs... You would think he could afford something nicer, but obviously the money can't buy him class or good taste.
He's should just be happy he's no longer in Britain, I doubt he'd be getting paid even a fourth of that (there was moaning from the press that Mylene Klass got $100,000 for I'm a Celebrity), well unless he worked for the BBC, but still nowhere cloes to $100 million.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 5:03pm
You've just made me smile!
Thanks for that :)
"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 6:03pm.
And the sentences she DOES complete are nonsense!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
School teachers, 30k-60k. This jackass, 144 million. God bless America.
who's behind that cowelll???? BATMAN!!!!
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
I wish it would go away - all of it!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
So basically he does the SAME shit for every single one of his shit "talent" shows... and gets paid fucking 100 millions for it?. Just amazing.
What's his talent, anyway?. I have no clue what this idiot does or has done besides reading about the way he acts like an arrogant know-it-all on American Idol. Thanks to MK. Obviously, he's cashing on his pedant image, but what the hell is his talent?.
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Submitted by Deb on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 5:57pm.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 5:25pm.
I love your posts, but I have to disagree on this one. Simon tells it like it is. He doesn't blow sunshine and butterflies up everyone's ass like Paula, and to a certain extent the other judges.
So true Deb. Paula can barely say one complete sentence.
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Slimey has no lips. Ew!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 5:25pm.
I love your posts, but I have to disagree on this one. Simon tells it like it is. He doesn't blow sunshine and butterflies up everyone's ass like Paula, and to a certain extent the other judges.
When Simon gives a compliment, it's worth something.
And too many A1 contestants have more self-esteem than talent. If they can't hack honest criticism from Simon, they're never going to cut it in show biz anyway.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
From 35mil to over 100million? I wish I could get a 200 per cent raise. If people are stupid enough to give it to you...go for it.
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When your sock slot drops,your ass flaps flop.
Sug: I meant and MK and I also enjoy the trashtastic disaster that is AI
along with all those other freaktardians you listed
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
He may not be worth the $$, but I'd certainly do him over and over again, moobies and all!
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 5:22pm.
Submitted by Miss Malevolent on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 5:14pm.
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and me and MK
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The same people who think Gayken is straight and Fantasia has talent
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Wot?
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
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Submitted by Miss Malevolent on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 5:14pm.
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and me and MK
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The same people who think Gayken is straight and Fantasia has talent
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Wayyyy too much money for sitting on a chair insulting people and undermining their self-esteem. NOT cool and not fair. Putting the whole crap show together does not even cost that much I bet. How many cocks did he have to suck to land that gig?
"I am two people, and none of them are good" - Lana Turner
Submitted by Miss Malevolent on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 5:14pm.
The thing that surprises me is that that show makes, One billion dollars.
WTF? I have never watched that show, not even the first season. Who are the people that watch that show?
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The same people who think Gayken is straight and Fantasia has talent.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
I'd hit the camera guy.
Submitted by Gaza Strip on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 5:12pm.
Totally broke right now, so I really do NOT want to read this fucking shit. It only makes me hate all of you more, for making this even possible.
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Uh oh... dude, I totally sympathize with getting the nerdrage from reading about this asshole earning so much monies for basically being a wanker on tv, but...
I don't think US d-listers are the ones contributing to AI's success, are we? I know I don't watch that shit and have seen other posters say the same.
No shit, all I get paid for my time is a few giggles:( Eff you Simon!!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
The thing that surprises me is that that show makes, One billion dollars.
WTF? I have never watched that show, not even the first season. Who are the people that watch that show?
It's sickening how much some people make for doing jack shit.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Stevie Nicks !!! Hell Yeah . Id love to get ceiling eyes flathead hairy tits in a room and tie him to a chair and make him listen to Rumors, Sign o the Times and Blue on fucking repeat until his ears bleed .
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Totally broke right now, so I really do NOT want to read this fucking shit. It only makes me hate all of you more, for making this even possible.
Well, CDAN figures Simon's making over $620,000/hour. I WISH I made that much a year.
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2009/06/144m-for-being-judge-on-americ...
BTW i really really love you MK........
I like the * -* bit......It makes my heart grow fonder. Cos ive got one....thats why
I HATE SIMON FUCKING COW
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
ha ha haters I hope I am sitting on his lap on the ride to HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
OH shit, someone insulted American Idol..
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
S_G: I can't even be bothered to check it out
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Just think how we can all laugh at this prick when the devil comes to collect his dues from Simon BWAHAHAHAHAAA!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by Laurel on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 5:02pm.
Crystal Light? You really drink that stuff?
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*hides Crystal Light bottle*
I know I don't!
Crystal Light? You really drink that stuff?
"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09