Excuse Me 'Mam, But There's A Squirrel In Your Titty Area
Squirrels usually pop out of panties, but I've never heard of one popping out of a ho's cleavage before. The cops in Ohio were interrogating a bitch about a murder when a furry friend jumped out to say "Heeeeeelp me." The lady didn't miss a beat and popped that squirrel back in like she was playing a game of Whack-A-Mole.
The police aren't sure what the deal is with the squirrel and they didn't ask. FOR WHY?! This is a question you ask! If a fucking squirrel jumps out of a person's shirt, you ask that bitch where it came from. I mean, maybe the mommy squirrel was in between her nalgas and the daddy squirrel was chilling out under her fopa.
You know Aretha Franklin is snorting at this, because she probably has a whole petting zoo in between her magnificent chichis.
P.S. - That squirrel is definitely not happy.
VIA Buzzfeed
hahaha...weird
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and yet another use for chichis....
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Someone needs to check their email.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 9:16pm.
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 8:50pm.
that gave me the first laugh i've had on this very trying day!
you guys never fail to crack me up.
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Wottsa matter Tits?
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HEY HEY little froggie is back!
broke as a joke. sigh. soon to change though. big time :D and I don't have any wildlife in my smalls. *checks tits* nope, nada.
you know it looked roomy in that vid - bet you she has a flat screen tv hidden in the folds.
how are things up your end?
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I'm glad positive things are coming your way!!
I didn't watch the vid, but I'd let wildlife play in my cleavage.
I'm excited and happy,.... well, I would be if my fiance acknowledged me. Until then, I just have to continue life as it is and it's annoying because I have no time, ya know, for doing things like playing at Dlisted. ;)
Just keep her away from my nuts.
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Submitted by speakit on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 8:50pm.
that gave me the first laugh i've had on this very trying day!
you guys never fail to crack me up.
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Wottsa matter Tits?
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HEY HEY little froggie is back!
broke as a joke. sigh. soon to change though. big time :D and I don't have any wildlife in my smalls. *checks tits* nope, nada.
you know it looked roomy in that vid - bet you she has a flat screen tv hidden in the folds.
how are things up your end?
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 6:15pm.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:54pm.
You know, it never crossed my mind to keep a fucking RODENT in my breast situation.
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that gave me the first laugh i've had on this very trying day!
you guys never fail to crack me up.
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Wottsa matter Tits?
I have a squirrly that visits me and sneaks around in my house and sometimes I feed her peanuts but we're, like, WAY too afraid of each other to get that close. In other news, if you get a squirrel as a baby and raise it up like that, it's yours forever cuz it won't be able to survive outside.
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OMFG!!!! I'm sitting here laughing like a loon and the cat is looking at me like I'm crazy. I really needed that laugh. It's been a shitty day.
Jesus MFG, come on!
Muffin,
I have some squirrely ex's too!
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...well, fuck you very much!
My ex- now lives in NOLA and keeps a squirrel. He calls is "Squirrely" because he's a genius like that. It was orphaned in his backyard so he "adopted" it and now it considers him his mama, I guess, the squirrel wouldn't leave so now he'a a member of the fambly.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:54pm.
You know, it never crossed my mind to keep a fucking RODENT in my breast situation.
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that gave me the first laugh i've had on this very trying day!
you guys never fail to crack me up.
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Um...no. Squirrels are just pretty rats. Ugh.
I thought it was an animatronic gerbil
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
oops..sorry for the double post
Wait, how is this even possible? Wouldn't the squirrel bite her tit and give her rabies?
Wait, how is this even possible? Wouldn't the squirrel bite her tit and give her rabies?
this gives a whole new meaning to wearing fur.
Anna Wintour and Karl Lagerdepends need to capitalize on this trend.
"Make someone happy. Learn to suck dick." - Me
That female anchor sounds like Miley Cyrus.
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... it sounded hot in my brains. - MK
Everyone have a good one... I'm out.
A.M.F.!!!!
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Thank goodness Ohio is gaining on Florida for being the freakshow state!
The screen said 81 degrees and expected showers, can you imagine the humidity there and in her tittay tunnel?
*muah*
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 4:29pm.
I bet she has a real beaver in her snatchal region, too.
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
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You are on fire today!!!! :0)
It's Jason Mraz's "I'm Yours" lip-synced by Craig and friends.
http://www.cbs.com/late_late_show/video/video.php?cid=1015770088&pid=jY5...
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Sorry but I thought this was funny.
Stoney, probably one of songs you think are lame.
Nothing says classy like rodent cleave. Does she have a groundhog in her gunt too?
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I bet she has a real beaver in her snatchal region, too.
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
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Where the f**k is PETA when you REALLY need it?!
OMG poor squirrel! That was very funny though.
SQUIRREL ABUSE!!!
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Submitted by GoTexan40mg on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 4:12pm.
Sugaroo..I just saw the link to lady gaga you posted in earlier post.. OH MY GAWD!! ICKKKK ...Thanks for posting even if my eyes are in pain.. is that called a Roman style nose? like that chef lady Giada
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No, I think that's a Roman Candle nose.
Sugaroo..I just saw the link to lady gaga you posted in earlier post.. OH MY GAWD!! ICKKKK ...Thanks for posting even if my eyes are in pain.. is that called a Roman style nose? like that chef lady Giada
wasn't there a bitch with a fucking bat in her titty balls once? These chicks suck at life.
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Regardless, there's cooter in the sky - Loves Carrottop
A squirrel in the cleavage is worth two up the bush..
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 4:06pm
hehehehehee
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
*tries to envision a breast "situation"*
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
I'm sure that bitch ain't waxed.Nowhere.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 4:04pm.
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I swear you're related to my husband. He's a dickhole like that, too. LMAO!
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M.E. - she was feeding them one morning and watching the others play in the yard and i quietly walked up behind her and lightly ran my fingers across her head... she had a hair clip in and when she reached up to feel what it was she felt the "claw" part of the clip and LOST IT scream and took off running... thought a squirrel was in her hair... fuckin idiot!
A lady I once knew had a baby one in her office. Lil bastard jumped around on everything... no thanks.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
FUCK! It's ALWAYS Ohio!!! I stopped drinking the water!!
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...well, fuck you very much!
omg that lady is disgustingly gross
I have a little squirrel that visits, she got hurt but could still get around A-OK and all but now she sees me, follows me to a certain point and I give her bread...
She hangs out on the neighbors fence mostly.
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OK, but gerbils out the butt we just won't stand for.
I actually watch this morning show every morning *hang head in shame* but I think Zuchania ROCKS! She look adorable preggers. John seems like a douché along with Larry.
Jack, my daycare lady, just got done raising two baby squirrels. She released them about a week or two ago. They really are cute little fuckers, but those claws man. They are SHARP! Don't even get me started on their teefs. I was holding one and he went after my finger!