Wednesday, July 1st 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 30th!
Beam me up, potty. - McLovin
Runners-up:
The restroom at the Church of Scientology: the attendant will hold it, shake it and flush it for you - svp
For a truly out-of-this-world experience, let the Trekkie mobile bathroom assistant clean Ur anus and shake Ju peter simultaneously. - Sweetas
Eiffel 65's new remake "I gotta pee da ba dee da ba dye" - laloser
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MK's Boo kept reminding him to flush until he was blue in the face.
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Never Can Say Goodbye
Are you kidding me?!?!1?11 Those are clearly Klingon fixtures, not Andorian ones! Jeez, MK get it right!
George Michael incognito and once again searching for love in all the wrong places.
And that's how they make bleu fumunda cheese.
"the perks of being a wallflower"
Senator Craig tries a new approach.
"And this is where I met George Michael."
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The Blew Man Group makes an appearance at the Minneapolis International Airport.
I shouldn't have told this interior designer I wanted skin-cloloured tiles...
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Senator Larry Craig insists he is not gay, nor is he a Trekkie.
That poor trekkie has been without sex for so long, his balls weren't the only thing turning blue.
RecessVillain on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:50pm.
Reason 65,527 why I need to stop going on Craigslist M4M.
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heeheeeheeheeee
I knew you did.
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Even as a youth trick-or-treating, it was never hard to spot Anderson Cooper.
This Star Trek Convention is so classy there's even a men's room attendant to assist with Klingons.
Reason 65,527 why I need to stop going on Craigslist M4M.
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The dogs are probably drawn to Wino because her crotch area always smells like rotten brisket in an empty tuna can.
To boldly go where everyone else goes.
"[Lesbianism is] not a word I like. As a matter of fact lesbianism has always left a very nasty taste in my mouth." - Dame Edna Everage
A truck stop on Uranus.
Blue balls gone wild.
Smurfette sure is looking busted these days.
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
I don't know why he turned blue, he only ate the pink "candies".
the Blue Man Poop.
I said Truck stop bathroom. TRUCK stop.
Not exactly what I meant when I envisioned a talking urinal pad, but thanks for coming.
The Reincarnation Of Michael Joseph Jackson
The Reincarnation Of Michael Joseph Jackson
Hickory Dickory Doc,
Pulled into a truck stop
Wanted a blow
Found something blue
Hickory Dickory Spock
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The dogs are probably drawn to Wino because her crotch area always smells like rotten brisket in an empty tuna can.
the restroom at the Church of Scientology: the restroom attendant will hold it, shake it and flush it for you...
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slap me silly and call me Mary...
The entire universe is paying tribute to Michael Jackson.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:36pm.
Dude, just go. You don't have to BOLDLY GO every time you have to pee.
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LMFAO!!! That's great!
Gene Simmons is taking this urinal cake thing too far.
Micheal Jackson is reincarnated as an alien tryin to blend in to modern society as a smurf janitor on set of star trek. Don't think anyone is surpised, really.
" You're two days early Phil, the funeral is Thursday at The Ranch idiot!"
@ Uvie & Snowy - fanks! :0) I'm the biggest trekkie ever. If I don't win something tomorrow I'm going to have SERIOUS SADS!!!!
One small communication error and, instead, he ends up getting a blue job in the men's room.
His bathroom tug jobs are out of this world!
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:36pm.
Dude, just go. You don't have to BOLDLY GO every time you have to pee.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
See, I match the blue tiles perfectly. How weird is that?
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:36pm.
Dude, just go. You don't have to BOLDLY GO every time you have to pee.
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Got nuffin' after that. LMAO!
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Uh oh, urine in a wee bit of trouble. He looks pissed.
Beam me up Scotty, there is no one to cruise in this airport bathroom.
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The dogs are probably drawn to Wino because her crotch area always smells like rotten brisket in an empty tuna can.
"SWEAR TO GOD, I saw Michael Jackson dressed as a Star Trek crew officer in the Souplantation restroom. I shit you not,"
And the sightings begin.
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Live long and pee.
Blue Man GOOP
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:36pm.
The trouble with dribbles.
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I OFFICIALLY LOVE JAZZFISH!!!!!
Another advertising icon has been updated for modern audiences. The Tidy Bowl Man is now a metrosexual alien who twitters and can be found on Facebook.
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Never Can Say Goodbye
P.P. phone home
I bet he's got some serious Blue Balls.
Blue Man POO !
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
Who knew the Blue Men group were Treckies.
Dude, just go. You don't have to BOLDLY GO every time you have to pee.