Wednesday, July 1st 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 30th!
Beam me up, potty. - McLovin
Runners-up:
The restroom at the Church of Scientology: the attendant will hold it, shake it and flush it for you - svp
For a truly out-of-this-world experience, let the Trekkie mobile bathroom assistant clean Ur anus and shake Ju peter simultaneously. - Sweetas
Eiffel 65's new remake "I gotta pee da ba dee da ba dye" - laloser
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Walmart? CHECK
3 Wolves Howling At The Moon shirt? CHECK!
Just waiting for the magic to happen... CHECK!!!
Dont take yourself so seriously, no one else does.
Beam me up, potty!
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
You human's have weird looking water fountains...
NOTE TO SELF: Do not use blue toilet pellets as dye for 'authentic' alien skin tone at Comic Con. DON'T.
Dr. Cock
Warp factor ones only!
Stream me up, Scotty!
Oh gross, there's a captain's log in the urinal.
BLUE MAN POOP:REFLUSHED! "It's simply out of this world" - Variety
Blue Man Poop
The Blue Man Group at the Star Trek convention soft serve ice cream machine.
This Stargate is broken. I'm still here.
What is Lady Gaga doing in the men's restroom?
What is Lady Gaga doing in the men's restroom?
Imagine his confusion... All he heard was that some crazy broad blew guys in the men's bathroom.
My bad, I thought this was a paper shredder for the Captian's log.
"And this is when I found a CLEAN bathroom at comic con."
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Who's commanding the Klingon empire now bitchez!
Katie lays down the law. 'If you want to play Battlefield Earth vs. Men in Black again, this time you wear the costume.'
Submitted by McLovin on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:15pm.
Beam me up, potty.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
This is what happens when David Spade takes too much Viagra.
Beam me up, potty.
Barron Hilton always said he's a blue blood...
What do you mean that Tito isn't my real father and that you suspect that the Ty-D-Bowl man was the sperm donor?
Captain's Log Supplemental,
As I approached the earth urine removal system, I began to realize how childlike these humans really were. Their bodies were dependent on outside devices. I wondered for a moment if I would ever be able to teach them the ways of the universe or would my teachings simply be flushed......."
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yo listen up here's a story
about a little guy that lives in a blue world
and all day and all night and everything he sees
is just blue like him inside and outside
blue his house with a blue little window
and a blue corvette
and everything is blue for him and hisself
and everybody around
cos he ain't got nobody to listen to
i'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
Stardate: 2084. The cryogenically unfrozen Senator Craig is elected for his fourth term on Mars.
I've got nothin on all you crazy bitches....this shit is too funny!!!!
For a truly out-of-this-world experience, let the Trekkie mobile bathroom assistant clean Ur anus and shake Ju peter simultaneously.
"I pee out of my horns, so I'll need some privacy."
...with a flush-flush here, and a flush-flush there, here a flush, there a flush...
this is that circle of hell that dante's editor decided to leave out.
This one wins for me:
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"Dude, just go. You don't have to BOLDLY GO every time you have to pee."
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:36pm.
Are those tentacles or are you just happy to see me?
Tom Cruises' misguided plan to draw attention away from the fact that he is hung like a light switch.
He said he was a plumber but as I was leaving I saw TommyGirl walk in and became suspicous.
karl couldn't understand why he didn't hear from anyone, after all, he sent his profile to the strictly platonic section of craigslist.
Never let a Smurf blow you.
lemme guess...you tell girls that you're trying to open your hailing frequency and you call your "zipper" your "hailing frequency?"
We get it, CaCa--you're ARTSY!
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i make jessica simpson look like a rock scientist.
Where's a cloaking device when you need one?
That look on his face is because Captain Kirk just dropped some Romulan's off at the pool and stank the place up.
Magthar was quite proud of his Tiling prowess, although admittedly he has yet to master pattern and taste.
I've heard of "blue balls" but the entire body??
Ugh! Can you believe those tiles - what were they thinking?!
Hung like an Andorian!
I knew it!! Dilithium crystals are simply colored mothballs!!
Klingon Smurf couldn't pee with Gargamel staring at him from within the urinal cake...
Chaz Bono gets his first look at the mens room.