Wednesday, July 1st 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 30th!

Beam me up, potty. - McLovin

Runners-up:

The restroom at the Church of Scientology: the attendant will hold it, shake it and flush it for you - svp

For a truly out-of-this-world experience, let the Trekkie mobile bathroom assistant clean Ur anus and shake Ju peter simultaneously. - Sweetas

Eiffel 65's new remake "I gotta pee da ba dee da ba dye" - laloser

VIA Cracked

Posted by: Michael K


Cross my stream Scotty.

Mr. Mercury's picture

We love visiting your urinals! The cakes are too tempting to resist!

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

Hold on, before I pee Im getting a call on my
BLUE TOOTH......

Gaza Strip's picture

THIS is why I can't piss in gay clubs.

Nicole's picture

Poo Man Group.

iHeartHaters's picture

Submitted by laloser on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 4:56pm.

Eiffel 65's new remake "I gotta pee da ba dee da ba dye"
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LMAO!! Love it

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

Manimal5's picture

Wierd Blue Face Guy: Come over here, this one is free.

"Uh...no thanks...I'll use the gas station 10 miles from here".

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When your sock slot drops,your ass flaps flop.

laloser's picture

Eiffel 65's new remake "I gotta pee da ba dee da ba dye"

BlueEyedFloozy's picture

The bastard child of Blue Man Group and the BeeGees has made a lucrative career as a bathroom tiler and urinal cake.

unprinceanewyork's picture

I bet you 20$ he's got blue balls.

Tobias Funke will NEVER give up on the Blue Man Group... EVER!

I know someone that has a bad case of blue balls

Tommy girl's idea of cruising heaven.

Toe-tappin' Larry figures no one will catch him in this disguise.

fauve's picture

Lady GaGa after her protracted 15 minutes have passed: Back to her former career as a men's room attendant and finally wearing more clothes and less make-up than usual.

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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo

Provolone's picture

Powder blue skin, black eyes, antennas...don't tell MK Micheal Jackson is his father, he'll believe ya!! ; P

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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice

jppuertorico85's picture

Outtakes from Lady Caca's first video shoot for "Pokerface".

MJF's picture

While infinitely more effective, the life-sized TidyBowl Man was not well received in test markets.

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

MJF's picture

If he's searching for Klingons in Uranus, he should check the stalls.

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

Caroline The Terrible's picture

that is just Todd from the 2000 Flushes Blue man group

So what do you want to know about scientology?

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Mansmanu (French Bitch)

This isn't what they mean by urinal fairy.

Someone should tell Tommy Girl that if he's going to dress up like a statue to get a glimpse of the peen, he should try something a little less conspicuous.

lassar's picture

blue man poop.

Flushing the Captain's log!

"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09

freebird's picture

Quit orbiting the urninal and just pee already!

Larray's picture

Does this toilet make me more Romulan?

freebird's picture

It doesn't take a Vulcan mind meld to know this Andorian has urinal shyness.

Captain's Log, Stardate something something..

(Isn't that how it goes? I have 4 brothers, 2 of whom are old enough to have scarred me by watching this crap. Pun not intended.)

"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09

Larray's picture

I hate when Klingons forget to flush...

LAR's picture

Synchronized pee teleportation was the secret to the greatest golden shower in Starfleet history

Antlers! Ha ha.

Who's the new member of Blue Man Group?

"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09

SATANDEZ's picture

There was only one Katie Holmes, but the rest of the Scientologists found other submissive, white things with smooth, tight holes.

Gonnaburn...'s picture

The blue geek can distract you from the fact that someone tiled a pink penis on the wall.

PhaQ Bitch's picture

Zachary Quinto's interior decorator took his bathroom a little too far when Zach said "I dunno, make it feel like me".

jazzfish_77's picture

Darth is nothing. Luke, I am your master. Now put your little face in the urinal, bitch.

In death, Michael Jackson's ghost STILL haunts the little boy's room at Chuck E. Cheese.

Sensimina's picture

After his death, Michael Jackson's beloved statue "The Tinkler" goes up for auction.

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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

freebird's picture

There's an Andorian on Uranus!

you know the economy is bad when the Blueman Group members start moonlighting as Trekies!!

Earth was dull, but I found it's bathrooms' flower tile collages to be just out of this world!

He's looking for the guy standing in the Macy's bag, that's stall #2, not urinal #2....

tastyjared1969's picture

Who doesn't love an Andorian Tea Room?

Leave it to the alien to drop a deuce in the urinal.

Sheryl Crone's picture

Honey, when you drop a photon torpedo like that, how's about a courtesy flush?

Ah, that has to be George Michael, he "blue" in the men's room!

jazzfish_77's picture

Hi-ya, Tommy. Phaser set to cum.

Sandbitch's picture

Spock here Jim, don't drink the blue water.

Jim...do you copy?

MadgeicLife's picture

"I told you already, doctor! I went into the bathroom and picked up the Blue Man Croup."

sask's picture

Blue Man Poop.