Wednesday, July 1st 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 30th!
Beam me up, potty. - McLovin
Runners-up:
The restroom at the Church of Scientology: the attendant will hold it, shake it and flush it for you - svp
For a truly out-of-this-world experience, let the Trekkie mobile bathroom assistant clean Ur anus and shake Ju peter simultaneously. - Sweetas
Eiffel 65's new remake "I gotta pee da ba dee da ba dye" - laloser
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lady caca circa 2020 at the grand opening of andy's urine-ery
Boldy going where no man has gone before.
It's quite clear from this album cover that William Shatner has decided to venture beyond his spoken-word style and adopt a new bodily-noises style. Critics suggest Shatner has made this change in order to reach a younger audience. This may also explain the smurf ensemble.
Yuk. Alien beer tastes like piss.
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Daisy ~*DarkChylde*~ Gonzales was so embarrassed when she forgot to pencil on her eyebrows, she turned blue.
His planet intercepted a radio transmission of Kardassian's sex tape, and he came to our planet to try and find her.
Fed up with Hohan's mismatched, shit-coloured bronzer, Ken Paves helps her pick out a foundation that better matches her natural skin tone.
Debunking rumours of an open-casket funeral, Joe Jackson instead opts to use his son's corpse to promote his new line of urinals.
You're a Tic, not fuckin Vanna White! Quit the theatrics and take a piss already!
Larry Craig's bathroom scandal suddenly became more scandalous.
Blue Man Group, star date 24769
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Blue Man Poop
He went where no man has gone before
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We now know why Romulan ale is blue...
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Submitted by Gaza Strip on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 5:08pm.
THIS is why I can't piss in gay clubs.
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Ha!
We had such fun at the Vegas Star Trek Convention, where some lovely locals we met along the way sold us their tickets to the ACTUAL SET of the original Star Trek! O happy day!
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
What's with the tile?
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SLUTS - NOT CUNTS!
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
~cheetos & frapp~
Martians have discovered the best way to take down the U.S. government.
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SLUTS - NOT CUNTS!
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
~cheetos & frapp~
...and after that, his balls were not blue.
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SLUTS - NOT CUNTS!
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
~cheetos & frapp~
Urine route to be beamed to Uranus
Beam me up, Shitty.
Am I blue?
Am I blue?
Well, you'd be, too.
If each plan with your man, done fell through.
(Aniston's in the wrong bathroom again, or she pees standing up. Back to her song)
Was I gay?
Was I gay?
Well, that was up until today
They came with a straightjacket and took me away-
Lady CaCa
At Neverland Ranch there's always someone to lend a hand.
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When your sock slot drops,your ass flaps flop.
blue balls! blue balls! getch yer blue balls! first come, first serve!
ooohh, I see you need the "Vulcan"... you're first!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Jenny, boys:
I'm taking 4th of July weekend off for a trip to a Star Trek convention.
~Mark
Captains Blog: Stardate 3010...I can't believe humans used to pee and waste it.
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When your sock slot drops,your ass flaps flop.
DON'T EAT THE URINAL MINTS!
It's Suze, like in booze.
No, no, ensign...the captain's log is over there.
Klingon illiteracy claims another lukewarm Trekkie; sticker above urinals clearly translated: "Please do not eat the deodorizer blocks."
brini maxwell in her bathroom, before the surgery.
Aliens from the planet Vulva think these ass washing devices are the shit.
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When your sock slot drops,your ass flaps flop.
Commode-dore CaCa reporting for doody!
Lady Caca's new song 'My Peepeeface'
And THIS is where I first met George Michael...
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Leaked cover for Lady Gaga's next album, "The Feces"
This andorian is pissed that Starfleet's regulation toilets don't match up with his genitalia!
"Blue Man Poop"
ryan seacrest knows he has to go but he cant seem to find his penis..
Star Trek urinal cake quotes:
"Beam it down, Scotty!"
Star Trek urinal cake quotes:
"WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE, because they always miss and get it on the floor."
Resistance is futile. Your ass will be stimulated.
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New Kids On The Block sucked a lotta dick
Chinese food makes me shit
And it isn't fly when white guys drive by
In a Hummer, in a Hummer.
The Blue Guy is just there to distract your eyes away from the worst tile job in any bathroom on the planet.
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When your sock slot drops,your ass flaps flop.
The bathroom attendant at the Blue Man Group show will spray you with water and paint and then cover you in tp before you leave the restroom.
Lady Caca told her personal assistant (who's from her home planet of Douchebag) to go find another piece of shit to put on her head.
Lady CaCa strikes again with Bathroom tiles collection designed specially for selected Macy's
Give it up Perez. You're too fat to run and that's no way to hide.
Do you have any idea, midshipman Preston, of the ribbing I get in the officer's head about the Enterprise, and that it's nothing more than a flying urinal cake?"
Lady Gaga at the unveiling of her new perfume line, "Pretentious Asshole de toilette"
C'mon Blanket, quit with the disguises already.