Wednesday, July 1st 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 30th!

Beam me up, potty. - McLovin

Runners-up:

The restroom at the Church of Scientology: the attendant will hold it, shake it and flush it for you - svp

For a truly out-of-this-world experience, let the Trekkie mobile bathroom assistant clean Ur anus and shake Ju peter simultaneously. - Sweetas

Eiffel 65's new remake "I gotta pee da ba dee da ba dye" - laloser

VIA Cracked

Posted by: Michael K


i have seen more pics about it on*******sugarscupid. c o m in the past weeks.

yo momma's picture

HA! that was too funny!!
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Beam me up, potty. - McLovin

HOW SEXY is unprinceanewyork?
Sexy Pic!

Mansmanu (French Bitch)

McLovin's picture

Thank you to all who have kissed my nalgas. Now go Listerine, rinse and repeat.

NoAnjl's picture

LOL McLovin! Congrats! *hands over gold urinal statue*

Congrats to all runners up - they were all very funny! LOL
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Stoney's picture

Ok, that was fucking brilliant, McLovin! Congrats to all.

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snowpiece's picture

yo! who just pinched my bum!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice

my god these are funny! congrats!

Sweetas's picture

WTG McLovin, svp and laloser!! Hilarious. Have I told you sluts how much I love you today?? *furiously copping feels*

Master Blaster's picture

Congrats you guys!!!

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Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??

It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.

such as ---- http://www.Meetrich.com/---

it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!

OK...once again you freaks all had me laughing and drooling like a lunatic in my office. Everyone at works with thinks I have some kind of disorder! Thanks for the laughs. I need them right now and believe it or not, these things get me through each day!

kdracofan's picture

lol congrats everyone

the winner and Sweetas made me laugh the most.....UR-ANUS

freebird's picture

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 9:14am.

Submitted by freebird on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 9:07am.

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 9:03am.

Submitted by freebird on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 8:36am.

I♥U, Snowy! Thanks! ♥♥♥ Ima try to turn my frown upside down but this cut deep, ya know? ;o)
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C'mon guys, phasers set to hug.
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OH, JAZZY! I laughed so hard at that. You are beyond hilarious!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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Aw, shucks! It's just my coping mechanism from growing up the youngest child in a dysfunctional home.
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ME, TOO!!!! That and Star Trek. Crap, now I'm sad again. Although I will say being the youngest in all the crazy was probably the best place to be. I'm a very good silent observer in the corner, too. But humor is more fun!!! ♥♥♥

ETA: Hugs to angel_i, too!

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 9:14am.

Submitted by freebird on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 9:07am.

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 9:03am.

Submitted by freebird on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 8:36am.

I♥U, Snowy! Thanks! ♥♥♥ Ima try to turn my frown upside down but this cut deep, ya know? ;o)
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C'mon guys, phasers set to hug.
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OH, JAZZY! I laughed so hard at that. You are beyond hilarious!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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Aw, shucks! It's just my coping mechanism from growing up the youngest child in a dysfunctional home.

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AW!!!! GROUP HUG! YAY! (yeah, I'm one of those people;p)

♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20

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Submitted by freebird on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 9:07am.

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 9:03am.

Submitted by freebird on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 8:36am.

I♥U, Snowy! Thanks! ♥♥♥ Ima try to turn my frown upside down but this cut deep, ya know? ;o)
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C'mon guys, phasers set to hug.
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OH, JAZZY! I laughed so hard at that. You are beyond hilarious!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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Aw, shucks! It's just my coping mechanism from growing up the youngest child in a dysfunctional home.

freebird's picture

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 9:03am.

Submitted by freebird on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 8:36am.

I♥U, Snowy! Thanks! ♥♥♥ Ima try to turn my frown upside down but this cut deep, ya know? ;o)
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C'mon guys, phasers set to hug.
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OH, JAZZY! I laughed so hard at that. You are beyond hilarious!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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Submitted by freebird on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 8:36am.

I♥U, Snowy! Thanks! ♥♥♥ Ima try to turn my frown upside down but this cut deep, ya know? ;o)
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C'mon guys, phasers set to hug.

I found a great site """""B l a c k W h i t e L o v i n g-c O m """""" It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a sexy beauties and even hot celebs and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy :)

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Submitted by loozer on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 8:47am.

freebird, some of my best captions did not win either. Some mediocre ones did win. You never know what or who will tickle MK's funny bone. (for those snickering about tickling MK's bone-don't knock it til you've tried it)
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Thanks loozer! ♥♥♥ Yeah, I've noticed that sometimes something that had me laughing out loud will not make it and something that I hardly find funny will. We all have a different taste for funny I guess. I just got sad about this one because I'm a HUGE Trekkie and it just made me sad. Sometimes Trekkies don't have much else going on. I'm just going to hug my pocket protector for the rest of the day. heehee.

Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??

It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.

such as --- http://www.SugarDaddyChat.com/---

it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!

loozer's picture

freebird, some of my best captions did not win either. Some mediocre ones did win. You never know what or who will tickle MK's funny bone. (for those snickering about tickling MK's bone-don't knock it til you've tried it)

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Never Can Say Goodbye

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freebird's picture

I♥U, Snowy! Thanks! ♥♥♥ Ima try to turn my frown upside down but this cut deep, ya know? ;o)

snowpiece's picture

freeee in my mind you were one of the winners! LOL

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice

freebird's picture

GASP! I WAS ROBBED AND GENE RODDENBERRY KNOWS IT!!!
I got the sads. :0( I am the biggest Trekkie ever. and Jazzy's the trouble with dribbles? I suspect MK has never seen Star Trek except that Beam Me Up, Scotty bumper sticker at Spencers. I am really SAD! :0( Anyhoo, thanks for getting my back y'all, seeing those made me cry a little less. :0)

I do love a good Uranus joke and Sweetas' was hilarious! Congrats!!!!

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Congrats winners!!!

Sweetassssssssssss - Ju peter - LOL
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.

Deb's picture

Congrats to all the winnahs! McLovin-short and sweet, and funny as hell!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

speakit's picture

Yay McLovin'!! That one was my fave!

jazzfish_77's picture

Congratulations on a big win to McLovin!! Also congrats to svp, Sweetas, and laloser. Funny stuff!!

Big shout out to my fav: "Dude, just go. You don't have to BOLDLY GO every time you have to pee" from freebird!

P.T.Bull's picture

I was reminded of an old star trek joke: How is the Enterprise like toilet paper: Sent to uranus to wipe out the clingons.

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Congrats all, I only really recognize Sweetas and Mc Lovin'...
WELCOME NEW WINNAHS!

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

loozer's picture

Congrats to all the winners! Yeah Sweetas!
Freebird should have been up there too!

Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:36pm.

Dude, just go. You don't have to BOLDLY GO every time you have to pee.

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Never Can Say Goodbye

RecessVillain's picture

Funny shit everyone!

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The dogs are probably drawn to Wino because her crotch area always smells like rotten brisket in an empty tuna can.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Congratulations, weiners.

I did also like FB's "BOLDLY GO" caption. And it's really weird that I had to type "FB" four times because I kept putting "BJ".

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angel_i's picture

Congrats funnay weiners!

♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20

snowpiece's picture

Dee yeah yesterday she admitted as much
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice

The C word's picture

Congrats winnas (bowing to Sweetas)!! :D

Also liked jazzy(?)'s 'The trouble with dribbles' cap.

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christine the hoff's picture

LOL congrats!
Sweetas, I heart U
xoxoxooxox

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Fucka doodle-do.

snowpiece's picture

sweetassas
aw
I
liked freeeees too
comgrats winnners
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice

DeeDee's picture

Sweetas! ♥♥ Funny hookah! Congratulations McLovin, svp, and laloser.

I also enjoyed freebird's Star Trek entries. I wonder if she's a ST fan?

bigred88's picture

Wtf... I thought Smurfette was a girl?

Oh, wonderful! Michael Jackson's alive and went to the Blue Man Group for skin care.

Oceannia420's picture

♪ The Resurrection of Michael Jackson! This time around, he's not afraid to clean a nasty toilet or
'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

Oceannia420's picture

♪ Don't be blue honey ~~ I have a 12 pocket rocket for you to ride!!!

Cerette's picture

I'm Blue Da Ba Dee Da Ba Da... now I need to poop

eva2009's picture

He is really good. do you know he open his blog on*** sugarmommamatch.com*** that is

a hot dating club. He said he
hope his fans support him.

rasprenkle's picture

DUDE, that post by (cwazy_fists) nailed it,, i just spit my Andorian ale all over my MOFO keyboard hahahaha.. its funny because in an episode of StarTrek Enterprise, it was what one of them said,

(I cant pee in your pink skins evacuation tube)

Your water fountains on Earth are placed a bit low, don't you think?