Tuesday, June 30th 2009

Lady CaCa Was A Baby Mother Theresa

Lady CaCa visted an HIV support center in Manchester, England yesterday and talked about how she was doing charity work when she was a toddler.

Lady CaCa's mouth farted this: “I’ve been doing volunteer work since I was two. When I can, I do everything I can for those in need.”

Oh, she's being modest! Lady CaCa gave a special gift to the world as soon as she was born! She gave us the gift of regular bowel movements, because every time I see her my ass heads for the nearest toilet.

VIA The Sun

Posted by: Michael K


I don't get it. Is she supposed to be today's Cyndi Lauper? I swear the music industry is going straight down the toilet. The 80s kicked all kinds of ass compared to the dreck that's out now.

putsomestankonit's picture

Oh yeah? Well I was doing charity work while I was in my mom's fetus. Beat that CaCa.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jQAQ0lbAcw Voices That Care~ A patriotic star studded salute to the troops!

Sugaroo's picture

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:44pm.

Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:43pm.
GoTexan40mg....

http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/lady_gaga_nose...

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That answers my question of could this bitch be any uglier...? yep.

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I couldn't have done any better!

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EatYourVeggies's picture

She taught the other babies how to divide the formula into lines. Bitch is gross.

Stock Broker's picture

At 2 yrs old, the only "volunteer" work she was doing was teaching baby prostitutes how to pole dance at day care.

madam ex's picture

what a dumb twat, what did she do at 2 years old? did her mom give one of her toys to a shelter? fucking idiot.

dramaqueen365247's picture

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:49pm.

BWAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE the term "mouth breather"! I swear, my father is going to get us killed one day. We'll be walking in some public space, & he'll LOUDLY whisper, "Hey, look at that mouth breather over there!" while pointing at the largest, scariest looking redneck.
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"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

Sugaroo's picture

Submitted by GoTexan40mg on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:41pm.

Sugaroo you're the Champion in finding people's 'before' pictures... any links for lady gaga? :)

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I can try! :-)

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

One word: fuckingfacetransplant... to me, she looks like a mouth breather that snorts when walking a flight of stairs. just a complete waste of space and air.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.

Mother Superior's picture

Hey....psssssst....there is no such thing as celebrity charity! No deed is selfless.

Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4

Sibsi's picture

I even like this tranny hooker, but this shit is ridiculous.

Ugh... 2 years old and already doing charity? HOW?

Raul Duke's picture

At two, as what, a crash test dummy?

tojo's picture

Paris was her role model. They both do lots of charitable works...of course it's usually done on their backs.
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Jessica_Wakefield's picture

I think I believe her. From what I have read, she grew up wealthy as hell. Maybe she allowed her parents to donate some of her designer toddler outfits to charity or something.

RecessVillain's picture

This bitch right here is making me stabby.

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The dogs are probably drawn to Wino because her crotch area always smells like rotten brisket in an empty tuna can.

islandgirl's picture

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:44pm.
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You'd think she would have gotten the rest of that fug thing taken care of, wouldn't you?

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:43pm.
GoTexan40mg....

http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/lady_gaga_nose...

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That answers my question of could this bitch be any uglier...? yep.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.

kdracofan's picture

that lipstick color is CACA

jack-n-the-hat's picture

What kind of effin volunteer work do you do at 2?!!! dip.shit.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.

islandgirl's picture
GoTexan40mg's picture

Sugaroo you're the Champion in finding people's 'before' pictures... any links for lady gaga? :)

loozer's picture

I know absolutely nothing about this chick, but if MichaelK hates her, it's good enough for me.

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Dallas's picture

Oh but.................she and Pigez are tight! There has to be a peen atttached to her. Somewhere!

Suzy Farkis's picture

WHEN I CAN, I do everything I can for those in need. I just, you know, can't most of the time.

GoTexan40mg's picture

Is her 'thing' to talk in that slow-slightly nasalish way ? She has that vacant soulless eyes stare.. i don't know anything about her other than she sings the just dance song

Stock Broker's picture

She's been doing volunteer work SINCE SHE WAS 2 yr old??

Somebody tell this delusional tube of fungicide to STFU.

THIS CUNT HAS TO DRESS LIKE A FUCKING FOOL TO GET ATTENTION BECAUSE A FUCKING "TWO YEAR OLD" COULD SING HER MICKEY MOUSE SHIT..SHE WILL GONE IN A FUCKING YEAR SUCKING OLD DICK FOR CHANGE!!!

Sugaroo's picture

What a dumbfuck. Seriously. Fug, too. And zero talent. My left pinky toe sings better than this piece of cheese.

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islandgirl's picture

God, she's ridiculous. And now she's copying Pink with the electrical tape over the nips? This hack doesn't have an original bone in her body.