Michael Jackson's Return To Neverland

CNN says that Michael Jackson's body will go back home to Neverland on Thursday morning. There will be a public viewing on Friday and a private memorial service on Sunday at Neverland. It's not really know if Michael will be buried at Neverland. The Mayor of Gary, Indiana, Michael's hometown, has asked him family to bury him in their town. He said that Michael could be buried on the grounds of a new Jackson family museum and performing arts center. Translation: They want the tourist cash.

If you live near Neverland, you better beam yourself out of there now, because it's going to be lunacy. The tears from all his fans will flood the whole city, so if you stay, you better keep a kayak and some snorkel equipment handy. You also better get some ear plugs, because their wails will make your ear drums collapse.

When I first read about this, my skin crinkled at the thought of an open casket, but I don't know if they will go that far. Nothing surprises me anymore, though. Imagine all the MySpace and Facebook default pictures of sick hos posing with his body? I weep. Facebook needs to an install an "I Quit This Bitch" button for that reason alone!

And I better not see pictures of Joe Jackson selling tickets and souvenir brochures outside.....

Image: Reuters

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Submitted by Dallas on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:15pm.

An investment company stepped in and bought part (70%) of Neverland.......to have a viewing is all kinds of wrong. Do you know how many lunatics will come to this?

Submitted by Snoogle on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:14pm.

Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:11pm.

Will Bubbles be allowed to attend?

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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:14pm.

Someone needs to step forward and put that man in his final resting place instead of trotting him out like he was his entire life for the fucking masses.

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Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:13pm.

correct me if I am wrong, but was Neverland still his? didn't he lose/sell this property already? Or is it that the new owners granted access to it for this purpose alone?

And yes, the Major of Gary probably wants to turn his town into another Graceland by having MJ buried there. And Joe Jackson will probably make a ton of cash selling exclusive picture rights of his corpse. $$$$$$$

Where were all his fans when MJ was flat broke and ostracized as a pedophile? Everyone jumped ship after the trial thing and now he is a martyr. Hypocritical much.

"MJ has been dead for years. All we've had is impersonators. That's why he did not perform anymore." - Anonymous source

Submitted by speakit on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:12pm.

rukiddingme, I <3 U for having petfinder in your siggie.

OT: He's still dead.

Submitted by jim on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:12pm.

WHY IF AL SHARPTON IS FOR EQUAL RIGHTS???? WHY WAS HE NOT WITH THE 'WHITE' FIREFIGHTERS WHO DID NOT GET PROMOTIONS BECAUSE SOME NON-WHITE FIREFIGHTERS DID NOT PASS A FUCKING TEST AND SO THEY THROUGH IT OUT??? HE IS A FUCKING RACIST PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT...FUCK YOU AL!!!!

Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:11pm.

Will Bubbles be allowed to attend?

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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008

Submitted by Sibsi on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:11pm.

Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:04pm.

I know wakes are a traditional thing in some countries....but I'd have a problem with seeing a loved one dead. I don't know...I didn't grow up with that custom I guess.

How do they want to arrange the public viewing? I mean, there will be LOADS of people!

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I share the feeling of not being used to funeral procedures.

I hope that, for those involved and who truly loved him, that it is a ritual which will help them cope with the loss.

I usually talk a lot of shit here and I'm certainly VERY aware of everything that's been said about MJ, but I'm sure there were people in his life who looked up to him and are devastated now, so I do not want to get into a pissing contest over whether or not they should mourn him.

Submitted by The C word on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:11pm.

Submitted by girl_cheese on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:09pm.
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I'm sure if you wait long enough you can probably get that exact one at auction.

As for the viewing being at Neverland, it (somewhat) fits with the circus that this has become.

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Submitted by rukiddingme on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:10pm.

I honestly would not be surprised if they charge a fee for mourners to get into Neverland.

One of the things that pissed me off about MJ's exit from Neverland was the fact that he apparently left the animals behind when he left town & they were living in terrible conditions. Tippi Hendren took in 2 tigers at her sanctuary (Shambala Preserve) in 2006 and commented in an interview a couple of years ago that MJ never made a contribution towards their care or inquired about them after she took them in.
http://bigcatnews.blogspot.com/2006/05/tippi-hedren-rescues-michael-jack...

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Submitted by girl_cheese on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:09pm.

I like the statue of this crazy ass kid. Where can I get one like that?

Submitted by lizzieb on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:09pm.

'There will be a public viewing on Friday' Oh please no. I have attended funeral with open coffins but that is for the people there- i.e the people who knew the deceased. Seeing a loved one is not as bad as you might think- it just shows that the body is there but the person is gone. But see a stranger's corpse? That's ghoulish and lunacy to think any good can come of it.

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Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:09pm.

Submitted by gucci on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:03pm.
i believe in ghosts and i'm telling you guys: michael is going to be haunting this place big time!

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True. I had one living in my old flat.
Maybe Michael will be happy as a ghost...he can play with Caspar!

Tickle Loris in action:
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Submitted by Snarkley on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:08pm.

Now hold on a minute. I thought he lost Neverland. That shit don't make no sense.

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:08pm.

It will be like those rides when you come down the water slide in your log and they snap pics then sell them to you afterward.
Do the viewing, exit, buy the pic of you viewing, Ca$h only please.

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Submitted by zomay on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:06pm.

Papa Joe will be selling trinkets, Africa pendents, lemonade, and whatever else he can to make this as swapmeet as possible.

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Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:06pm.

this is going to be hysteria on a mass scale. i red that 12 people have committed suicide because MJ died. THAT'S NUTS