Michael Jackson's Return To Neverland
CNN says that Michael Jackson's body will go back home to Neverland on Thursday morning. There will be a public viewing on Friday and a private memorial service on Sunday at Neverland. It's not really know if Michael will be buried at Neverland. The Mayor of Gary, Indiana, Michael's hometown, has asked him family to bury him in their town. He said that Michael could be buried on the grounds of a new Jackson family museum and performing arts center. Translation: They want the tourist cash.
If you live near Neverland, you better beam yourself out of there now, because it's going to be lunacy. The tears from all his fans will flood the whole city, so if you stay, you better keep a kayak and some snorkel equipment handy. You also better get some ear plugs, because their wails will make your ear drums collapse.
When I first read about this, my skin crinkled at the thought of an open casket, but I don't know if they will go that far. Nothing surprises me anymore, though. Imagine all the MySpace and Facebook default pictures of sick hos posing with his body? I weep. Facebook needs to an install an "I Quit This Bitch" button for that reason alone!
And I better not see pictures of Joe Jackson selling tickets and souvenir brochures outside.....
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*nervously laughing*
That dead homie is hilarious and creepy as fuck at the same time.
And I can totally see that POS Joe Jackson doing this to MJ.
Submitted by Kandykane on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:19pm.
Local radio station is saying that the cops wont let anyone pitch a tent at Neverland (no jokes please!)
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by Kandykane on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:19pm.
Local radio station is saying that the cops wont let anyone pitch a tent at Neverland (no jokes please!)
Dude, that makes it's own jokes without even trying!
Won't let anyone pitch a tent... Bwahahahahaa...
*passes out due to joke overload*
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:16pm.
ROFLMAOOOOO...
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:17pm.
AMEN & a woot woot:)
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:16pm.
okay, I just peed a little.......
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Fucka doodle-do.
Local radio station is saying that the cops wont let anyone pitch a tent at Neverland (no jokes please!) so not to bother showing up with camping gear cos they ain't gonna let anyone camp in the street. I don't see how they can deal with the crowds but cops are saying stay in a hotel motel holiday inn. You know it's gonna get nutso.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:14pm.
Jesus Christ, If I lived around there, I'd go on vacay right about now.
p.s. I think I pulled a muscle in my stomach, laughing.
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Fucka doodle-do.
No shit, I was there last weekend, thank you satan.
What do MJ and Catholic church have in common?
Young boys and bankruptcy.
*click on corner homie link*
*tears streaming down face as I fall off chair*
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:13pm.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:12pm.
Wonder if MJ's bedroom at Neverland will be open as a ride????
Sure will -- you must be under 10 years of age & less than 36" tall to ride this ride!
Hahahahahahaa!
stockbroker, in case I've never told you, you are the hotness.
I swear, I am thisclose to having a meltdown at the next MJ "tribute". I refuse to turn on the TV to avoid the constant barrage of crap about some drug addled, childmolesting washup that hasn't been relevant in nearly 20 fucking years.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:12pm.
Wonder if MJ's bedroom at Neverland will be open as a ride????
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I'm pretty sure it was before. In fact, there was a sign over the bed that said "Please Keep Your Hands Inside My Pants At All Times".
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Will they be serving Jesus Juice and cupcakes?
Will they need to leave their underwear at the door as an offering?
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:09pm.
All aboard!!! The train to hell is leaving in 5 minutes.
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I'll be your escort when you arrive.
Jesus Christ, If I lived around there, I'd go on vacay right about now.
p.s. I think I pulled a muscle in my stomach, laughing.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Come on! If people make such a fuzz and wait patiently to stampede into a fucking shop when there is a "huge" year-end special, just imagine what they would do at Michael Jackson's funeral?.
It will be madness, with people crying into hysterics, ripping their hair off, yelling their throats hoarse and such crazy antics.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
You also have the right to remove the giant pole up your ass and beat yourself over the head with it.
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DEAD HOMIE IN THE CORNER! AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
*runs and hides*
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:12pm.
Wonder if MJ's bedroom at Neverland will be open as a ride????
Sure will -- you must be under 10 years of age & less than 36" tall to ride this ride!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:10pm.
Submitted by Kandykane on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:09pm.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME????
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Nope I'm surely not ... even the PD is there with squad cars due to expected mass influx of people.
Awww shit snow you beat me to it!! LOLOL
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by sugar free on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:39pm.
"This whole thing is becoming a circus. I guess it's fitting considering his life was pretty bizarre too.
But come on, Jackson family. Can you show some dignity and grace? That goes to the press too. Jeesh, he's not even buried yet!
Yes, I know he's a celebrity and it's so fashionable to be cynical. But I can't help but feel compassion for MJ, the person. All the bloodsucking we're seeing now is probably only a fraction of what he had to deal with his whole life. Who do you trust? Who really is looking out for you? It makes perfect sense to me now why he would be a recluse who sought the company of children, the only people in his eyes who did not have a vested interest in his celebrity/money.
I don't feel completely sorry for him. His life was more priviledged than most of us. And it's true that he led a wealthy life, but not necessarily a rich one.
I sincerely hope that his soul will rest in peace, away from all of these leeches."
I'm on board with you, sugar free. I was trying to explain everything you said to my fiance and his family on a road trip from San Diego to Las Vegas about 3 years ago, although not nearly as eloquently. I'd go completely insane if I had to live in his shoes for a day.
Submitted by stinkweed on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:05pm.
Molestation is not a joke. Venerating a child molester is.
Just trying to balance out all the BS out there in the world.
Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.
roflmao good one.
Submitted by PinkPostIt on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:11pm.
heehee we kinda had the same idea :P
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
SNOWY!!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:08pm.
OMG OMG Remember the dead homie in the corner, ahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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*snort* LMAO! *falls off top of hamper*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Wonder what happened between MJ and Corey Feldman??? Anyone?? He didn't.....you know.....to him too did he??
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Haters: LMAO great minds..........
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Wonder if MJ's bedroom at Neverland will be open as a ride????
You think for the wake they'll prop him up in the corner ala Angel the Corner Homie?
http://www.mahalo.com/angel-pantoja-medina
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Knowing this freak show of a family, they will probably out him in a glass coffin and keep him on display ala Father Divine.
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My Brother's 50 year old junkie GF looks younger than this skank.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:08pm.
I'm just happy to be around so many nice people who share my disdain with a big creepo!
What was Michael Jacksons last hit?
The floor!
Oh no, poor Casper!
ROTFLMAO!
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Submitted by Kandykane on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:09pm.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME????
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
You have the right to be offensive.
I have the right to be offended.
Enuff said.
All aboard!!! The train to hell is leaving in 5 minutes.
OK no joke ~ people are lining up already. With tents.
Breaking News!!!
Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:04pm.
Joe Jackson will probably have MJ's body propped up against a wall somewhere and offer people the chance to lie in the coffin for a "nominal" fee.
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OMG OMG Remember the dead homie in the corner, ahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
The jokes are killing me.
Submitted by stinkweed on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:05pm.
I'm laughing my way into a heart attack here.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by sugar free on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:04pm.
you don't like it - move the fuck on, asswipe.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Hey, the jokes are not about you so don't take them so personal. But they ARE funny either way.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Molestation is not a joke. Venerating a child molester is.
Just trying to balance out all the BS out there in the world.
Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.
Fuck off, cooter wart.
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I love me some good old molesting jokes. Yes, siree.
Hey, how about this oldie but goodie:
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight-year olds?
Because there's twenty of them.
See how stupid you guys sound?
Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:40pm.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 2:19pm.
Throw him in the grave already and let's move on.
OMG, I laughed so hard at this.
YOU FUCKERS OWE ME A NEW KEYBOARD, LMFAO!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Joe Jackson will probably have MJ's body propped up against a wall somewhere and offer people the chance to lie in the coffin for a "nominal" fee.
It's extra if you want a fucking photo taken.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008