Michael Jackson's Return To Neverland
CNN says that Michael Jackson's body will go back home to Neverland on Thursday morning. There will be a public viewing on Friday and a private memorial service on Sunday at Neverland. It's not really know if Michael will be buried at Neverland. The Mayor of Gary, Indiana, Michael's hometown, has asked him family to bury him in their town. He said that Michael could be buried on the grounds of a new Jackson family museum and performing arts center. Translation: They want the tourist cash.
If you live near Neverland, you better beam yourself out of there now, because it's going to be lunacy. The tears from all his fans will flood the whole city, so if you stay, you better keep a kayak and some snorkel equipment handy. You also better get some ear plugs, because their wails will make your ear drums collapse.
When I first read about this, my skin crinkled at the thought of an open casket, but I don't know if they will go that far. Nothing surprises me anymore, though. Imagine all the MySpace and Facebook default pictures of sick hos posing with his body? I weep. Facebook needs to an install an "I Quit This Bitch" button for that reason alone!
And I better not see pictures of Joe Jackson selling tickets and souvenir brochures outside.....
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Gary Glitter was devastated to hear of Michael Jacksons death, but he wants first refusal on the kids.
Buried in Gary?? Wouldn't be the first time he was 'buried' in Gary...
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
Pepsi has announced they will be sponsoring the entertainment. "burning down the house" is first on the playlist.
M.E. I have a fucking headache from laughing.. and my nose is running.
provy,that visual is just too much. lol.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Did you hear Michael Jackson's upcoming dates were cancelled? Henry (age 9) and Paul (age 7).
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 4:00pm.
NAMBLA has a new mascot...
he's to NAMBLA what charlton heston was to NRA
*picks up 11 year old boy over head*
...from my cold dead hands!! shamone, hee hee!!
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
hoff - I think I've busted my gut in several places here today. LMAO!
NAMBLA has a new mascot...
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Fucka doodle-do.
I would never set foot on Neverland and I'm the biggest MJ fan..too much down low, God knows what, dirty sh** has gone down there. There's probably all types of ghost and spirits floating around..place is cursed if you ask me..it's like stepping onto ancient Indian burial ground..except with carousels and a mery go 'round
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
NAMBLA has renamed their headquarters after him.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Michael Jackson didn't have a heartattack, he drowned. He was last seen bobbing up and down on a buoy.
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At Neverland, Michael Jackson used to employ a magician. It was the magician's job to make the young boys' pants disappear. *BADUMCHA*
MJ a child trapped inside a man. Well if you looked deeper you would find more.
Thanks, yall!
*bows*
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Joe Jackson is a whore of a man cashing in while his youngest son sits on a slab with a Y incision across his chest..aint America grand???
"Michael Jackson was 95% plastic so instead of cremation, they will be melting him down, turning him into Legos so that kids can play with him for a change."
M.E.
my stomach is killing me..
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Fucka doodle-do.
* buys a ticket for the train to hell while cracking up*
Maybe they will have a Disney themed wake and dress MJ as snow white, waiting for her Prince Charming.
*enter Bubbles*
how many eight year olds is it gonna take to carry the casket?
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Fucka doodle-do.
In the spirit of recycling, Michael Jackson will be melted down into plastic party cups so kids can still get their lips around his rim.
EWWWW hahaha Prov & Stoney =))=))
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
DOH! Provy!!!!
Babe Ruth hit homeruns for dying kids. Micheal Jackson got to 3rd base with 'em
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:38pm.
Shame MJ died. He was only 2 molestations away from becoming the Pope.
hahahahaha! you know what, I bet the late show comes here to get jokes ...
Stoney ~ I'm shocked... such a lovely young lady for such a foul mouth!! KEEEEDING!!! Luvz it!!
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Stoney, open your own joke website already. :)
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Instead of a casket, they should put him in a Ziploc bag or Tupperware.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:38pm.
Shame MJ died. He was only 2 molestations away from becoming the Pope.
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Stoney, you are brilliant!
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:38pm.
Shame MJ died. He was only 2 molestations away from becoming the Pope.
Excellent!
Michael Jackson didn't die of a heart attack...he drowned. Paramedics found him in the bathtub trying to blow Bubbles.
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Submitted by JMP on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:25pm.
I still can't get that image of Bubbles throwing his poop at papa joe. Thx Recess.
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You're Welcome, even though i like the term "flinging dung" it's classy- like the entire MJ passing affair.
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The dogs are probably drawn to Wino because her crotch area always smells like rotten brisket in an empty tuna can.
Shame MJ died. He was only 2 molestations away from becoming the Pope.
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I recall seeing a tv interview with Lisa Marie back the mid 90's and she definitely said the reason she left Mick was because he was under-stocked in the meat department.
"Its A Small World" should be played at his funeral procession.
I thought MJ was a Jehovah's Witness. Don't they plant their dead rather quickly? And I doubt the average JW has an open casket viewing.
My friend works at a doctor's office. She's getting a ton of cancelations cause people want to stay home an watch this fuckery.
Wonder if they'll be juggling midgets. If so, count me in!
~*Everybody's Doing the Gosselin!*~
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:33pm.
Apparently Michael Jackson suffered a heart attack after discovering that Boyz II Men was a pop group and not a delivery service.
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You're rolling, Stoney!!!!!!! :D
Rolling Stoney!!!! LOL
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
so I take it this is where the line for the handbasket to hell starts? :::setting up a tent in the line::::
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
You also have the right to remove the giant pole up your ass and beat yourself over the head with it.
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So I guess no one can go against the tide and have their own opinion. If I was uptight and couldn't take a joke, I wouldn't be at this site to begin with.
Apparently Michael Jackson suffered a heart attack after discovering that Boyz II Men was a pop group and not a delivery service.
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Because Jackson’s body was 95% plastic, he will be melted down and turned into legos, this way kids can play with him for a change.
Anyone remebers 'Weekend at Bernie's' ?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weekend_at_Bernie's
They could cast MJ for a remake, as Homie in the corner.
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Submitted by stinkweed on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 3:23pm.
This is my first day of really posting on this website.
I can only say:
I love you people. Truth.
What’s the difference between a grocery bag and Michael Jackson?
One's made of plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other is used to carry your shopping items home in.
U FIT RIGHT IN.
Oh my GOD to hear Triumph do a "for me to poop on!" to PapaJ would be a dream come true!!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
CORNER HOMIE IS RIDICULOUSLY SCARY. Werd.
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M.E. - you're *nervously laughing* line cracked me up for some reason... LOL
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Please, please! I am praying that Conan sends out Triumph and Jimmy sends Jay Bird to cover the "event."
I still can't get that image of Bubbles throwing his poop at papa joe. Thx Recess.
*trying to tuck intestines back into gut*
This is my first day of really posting on this website.
I can only say:
I love you people. Truth.
What’s the difference between a grocery bag and Michael Jackson?
One's made of plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other is used to carry your shopping items home in.
btw - corner homie scares the SHIT out of me! Who/how/WTF?! I remember the post that MK did a while back on it but forgot how spooky that guy looks.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.