Michael Jackson's Return To Neverland
CNN says that Michael Jackson's body will go back home to Neverland on Thursday morning. There will be a public viewing on Friday and a private memorial service on Sunday at Neverland. It's not really know if Michael will be buried at Neverland. The Mayor of Gary, Indiana, Michael's hometown, has asked him family to bury him in their town. He said that Michael could be buried on the grounds of a new Jackson family museum and performing arts center. Translation: They want the tourist cash.
If you live near Neverland, you better beam yourself out of there now, because it's going to be lunacy. The tears from all his fans will flood the whole city, so if you stay, you better keep a kayak and some snorkel equipment handy. You also better get some ear plugs, because their wails will make your ear drums collapse.
When I first read about this, my skin crinkled at the thought of an open casket, but I don't know if they will go that far. Nothing surprises me anymore, though. Imagine all the MySpace and Facebook default pictures of sick hos posing with his body? I weep. Facebook needs to an install an "I Quit This Bitch" button for that reason alone!
And I better not see pictures of Joe Jackson selling tickets and souvenir brochures outside.....
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I hope to hell they don't burry him in Gary, Indiana. I live not too far from there and no one should or would want to go there. The place is a major ghetto now.
I understand the need for a big service. Michael touched a lot of people. Allegedly.
(Joke lifted from Spamalot SFO 6/25/09)
i thought neverland was sold?? are the investors who bought it doing this?
these sugar baby daddy extramarital relationship
assholes are on my nerves
sorry its like my car payment people calling my house
whaaaat
how much
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Submitted by speakit on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 9:53pm.
The only celebrity death that moved me to tears, for many days, was Steve Irwin's. Say what you will, and though many didn't agree with his methods, he was truly devoted to the preservation of wildlife and basked in the glow of being a father and husband. :(
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But when he died, I felt like we lost someone who knew how to remain innocent and joyful and yet be very brave, well beyond any show about animals. He really made an impact on the world. I feel like we all have to work a little harder because Steve Irwin isn't here anymore.
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You just nailed it.
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 9:53pm.
The only celebrity death that moved me to tears, for many days, was Steve Irwin's. Say what you will, and though many didn't agree with his methods, he was truly devoted to the preservation of wildlife and basked in the glow of being a father and husband. :(
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Me, too. I cried for days. I mean bawled and sobbed. Which is weird because its not like I followed his show or life much when he was alive. But when he died, I felt like we lost someone who knew how to remain innocent and joyful and yet be very brave, well beyond any show about animals. He really made an impact on the world. I feel like we all have to work a little harder because Steve Irwin isn't here anymore.
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 10:38pm.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 10:35pm.
holy chit with the sugar baby comments
damn!
screw off
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Really. They make me uncomfy
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huh?
Submitted by kittymuffin on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 10:35pm.
holy chit with the sugar baby comments
damn!
screw off
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Really. They make me uncomfy.
holy chit with the sugar baby comments
damn!
screw off
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ http://SugarDaddyChat.com/ ^-^
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
I'm afraid that this will end up being more like a three ring circus than a sincere showing for last respects.
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When your sock slot drops,your ass flaps flop.
i would have liked to go to Neverland
probably a sad place
but still
monkey bones
yuck
omg, you guys just HAD to bring up that angel dude. Gave me enough of the creeps when we first read it. No need for annual reminders *gag*
Though really, I could see it happening with MJ. Just lying there all boring like in a coffin just wouldn't be his style.
LOL! I may have broke a rib from laughing at the jokes in hurr. Sooo going to hell.
Anyhoo. My fav (and, no shit, this is a true story)...
During his annual White Tie and Tiara Ball, Elton John (upon hearing that MJ had died) had guests in tears as he sang a moving tribute. Sir Elt performed a special rendition of Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me.
I'm betting they were tears of laughter.
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The only celebrity death that moved me to tears, for many days, was Steve Irwin's. Say what you will, and though many didn't agree with his methods, he was truly devoted to the preservation of wildlife and basked in the glow of being a father and husband. :(
I just can't be sad about MJ's passing. Maybe that's heartless but it's the truth. Frankly, I'm just tired of hearing or reading about it... so maybe I should just not post in threads? Okey dokey then.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 9:43pm.
Me wonder if they're gonna bury him in a Peter Pan costume complete with the green felt hat and white feather? Yah know...to keep with the theme of the park.
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"MJ" and "felt" are usually only used when charges are brought against him.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Me wonder if they're gonna bury him in a Peter Pan costume complete with the green felt hat and white feather? Yah know...to keep with the theme of the park.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
They should make Neverland like another Graceland! The farmers in SB/los Olivos are such ass wipes! They are blocking it from becoming a shrine for MJ....
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://www.twolia.com/blogs/teacups-and-couture/
i wonder if he will be buried there
what else is buried there
do you think thay will have pony rides?
gucci,
As infamous.
I think a decoy gave his "this is it tour" announcement. His voice seemed very different and it didn't look like him. I can tell it was't him.
EastEndGirl
yeah; michael will be as legendary as elvis wont he?
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Isn't it Bromantic?
Cue National Enquirer headlines 2019...
MJ spotted ordering water at truckstop.
MJ seen buying Halloween masks at dollar store.
MJ sighted at prestigious Swiss clinic.
MizRo...you are all shades of right with the Neverland/Graceland comment.
Graceland, Neverland...
Who's in charge of this mess ?
I'm predicting riots, a shooting-or two, and a good ol' fashioned WalMart-style stampede --if were lucky.
When has anything the Jacksons have done ever not come off without chaos and disarray ?
TexnDoc, please stock up on batteries for your camera. You'll really regret it if you do see her and don't get a picture.
I. Cannot. Believe. that I am actually leaving on a flight tomorrow on a months ago planned trip to the Santa Barbara area to stay with friends for the 4th who will try to drag me to this fuckery. I only hope I see a black sequined Phoebe Price and I will just SCREAM for joy. I think my odds are very very good.
"God", grant me the Serenity to accept that there are people in this world who really believe Michael Jackson was something close to God, and that I actually work with and am friends with some of them. And help me to hold my tounge!
also, grant me the serenity not to lose it when they tell me the people who killed themselves for MJ "are going to hell, you know that right?"
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Ya know...just when the kids realize it's normal to wear two gloves not just one and masks are usually only worn only Halloween...it's back to the ranch of hell.
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People.com has a video up called "Man in the Mirror" showing the changes to MJ's face over the years: http://www.people.com/people/package/article/0,,20287787_20288708,00.htm...
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"Light up a spliff and break out the Boone’s Farm. The magazine that many of us all loved and hated at times is a wrap like Reynold’s."
-Crunk and Disorderly
RIP Vibe Magazine 2009
Submitted by elmo533 on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 4:57pm.
How creepy is that little girl at the gate? I bet that's a real child in there...it reminds me of that movie..."The Haunting" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0171363/
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I prefer the original:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057129
A creepy, moody black-and white film. Still scares the heck out of me!
I live close enough to Neverland to make seeing the remains tempting...I'd like to see if he's displayed wearing that plastic nose or if it will have a little coffin all it's own. Isn't that reason enough to go take a look?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Sandbitch gets best picture award today!!! Have that made into T-Shirts and hock at Neverland. LMAO!!
TV that is utterly vile. I am leaving my husband for you LOL
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
I bet one person who's relieved is the maid he paid just to wash the jizz out of his Blanket.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
How creepy is that little girl at the gate? I bet that's a real child in there...it reminds me of that movie..."The Haunting" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0171363/
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Submitted by Laurel on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 4:15pm.
Oh you know Joe will do something completely awful like that.
My tennis partner said she heard him on the news promoting a new label(?) in the midst of a statement mourning MJ - who was his own son, for crying out loud. WTF, Joe?
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MK posted about it yesterday, as far as I remember.
Yeah, he promoted his company together with another old man...
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
boilalogical? is that like shaken instead of stirred?
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 4:17pm.
I thought MJ no longer owned the Neverland Ranch?
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he part owned it with Colony Capital. Of course, they also saw the opportunity for ca$hing in on the whole circus.
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Debbie Row is the boilogical mom of the kids
http://www.usmagazine.com/news/lawyer-debbie-rowe-is-biological-mom-2009...
I thought MJ no longer owned the Neverland Ranch?
These comments are SO FUNNY!!!
OMG!!!
"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09
Oh you know Joe will do something completely awful like that.
My tennis partner said she heard him on the news promoting a new label(?) in the midst of a statement mourning MJ - who was his own son, for crying out loud. WTF, Joe?
"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 4:11pm.
This Just In –Casper the Friendly Ghost —Molested
NOOOOOO not Casper lol. Also on drudge...Huey, Dewey and Louie, yep ALL FINGERED!!
good one
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 4:05pm.
Buried in Gary?? Wouldn't be the first time he was 'buried' in Gary...
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LMAP provz!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by OXA on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 4:08pm.
This Just In –Casper the Friendly Ghost —Molested
NOOOOOO not Casper lol. Also on drudge...Huey, Dewey and Louie, yep ALL FINGERED!!
Not even cartoon child-hood stars were safe around this monster
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family. Then asked how much they wanted for the kids.
This Just In –Casper the Friendly Ghost —Molested
Gary Glitter is just overjoyed that he has less competition.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Poppa Pimp Joe is totally going to whore those kids out during the funeral. Introducing the Maybe Jackson Three!
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09