Maury, Your Assistance Is Needed
This is TMZ: "Jackson/Rowe Not the Biological Parents!" This is UsWeekly: "Dermatologist Is Biological Dad of Michael Jackson's Children!" This is Me: "MAAAAAURY! SAVE US!"
Maybe I should wash the jizz residue out of my eyes, because I always thought Michael Jackson's kids kind of looked like him. Then again, I regularly grab whole wheat bread at the grocery store thinking its white bread.....
Well, some bitches are screaming that Prince Michael, Paris and Blanket aren't Michael's biological children.
TMZ is even saying that Debbie Rowe isn't their biological mother. A few sources told them that Debbie was the baby oven for Paris and Prince Michael, but her eggs were not used. The identity of the surrogate who carried Blanket is still unknown. The sources went on to yap that all three children were conceived in vitro and they don't know whether or not Michael knew the egg or sperm donors. And that's where UsWeekly comes in....
According to their source, Prince Michael and Paris' bio-father is dermatologist Arnold Klein. The source added, "He and Debbie signed an agreement saying they would never reveal the truth."
AND TMZ also claims that Michael never adopted any of his three kids, because he didn't think anybody would try to get custody.
AAAAAGGGHHH! Escandalo overload.
I know it's cliche as hell, but can all parties involved gather on Maury's stage to work this out before the headlines get crazier. Because I won't be surprised if I see a website with the headline: "DEBBIE ROWE REALLY A MAN! WORLD'S TRUE PREGNANT DUDE."
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"but the kid is not my son...."
LOL obviously white people come from Black people so why so suprised, that is a moot point, but the question is are these Michael Jackson's children, and the answer is yes, he paid for them, therefore they are his.
Submitted by No Words on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 1:04pm.
They used his sperm...they didn't use his sperm...who cares! He was their father and they were his children.
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well elvis WAS a freak. don't take away from his greatness. i believe all extraordinarily talented brilliant people are freaks. it's part of their DNA. WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING A FREAK ANYWAY????? you bigoted against freaks BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA
I wonder if those poor kids are even going to ever find out who their biological parents really are? That is what is so frightening to me. It doesnt matter if we ever know the truth, as much as we are all curious, its the kids who will suffer. They are innocent. MJ seemed to be so ashamed of who he was (other than with his music) that I doubt he would have donated the sperm. I am not going by what the kids look like because like others have said, genes can be funny.
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hahahahaha!!. Yes, please.
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i wonder if elizabeth taylor and liza minelli will show up at the viewing. joe could sell pictures taken with them AND the corpse for $50 a pop.
"...elvis was a freak too"
*shanks you*
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 1:10pm.
ROTFLMAO...i'm right behind on the short bus to hell.
Submitted by No Words on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 1:04pm.
They used his sperm...they didn't use his sperm...who cares! He was their father and they were his children.
I have stayed away from the whole MJ fray, but I totally agree with you. He was their father and they were his children. Period.
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She's flat and that's that!
the whole story surrounding MJ IS OUT OF CONTROL!!!! Now when do the aliens from space get involved in this mess.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 1:07pm.
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i KNOW it's nickname. people are so fucking literal. so the man had a crown. it's not like he walked the streets wearing it. was the man flying a freak flag? absolutely. does it detract from his talent? absolutely NOT. elvis was a freak too and so was jim morrison.
Submitted by tojo on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 1:06pm.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 1:03pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:56pm.
CNN is reporting the MJ viewing on Friday...I bet his dad will be selling t-shirts outside...
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Totally, a little picture of MJ and a huge BluRay logo!
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Damn, you came up with it just like that *snaps fingers* and Joe paid a designer $100,000 for that design!!
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You had me until 'Joe paid.' lol!
Maybe the sketchy doctor who was shooting him up tinkered around in a petri dish for him.
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Looks like this story will be in the headlines for years.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 1:07pm.
-"Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:58pm."
"King of Pop" is a nickname, dude. That nickname doesn't turn anyone into a REAL king.
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Then I guess I'll stop going to Burger King. Damn IT!
Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 1:07pm.
Submitted by OXA on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 1:02pm.
Didn't Michael Jackson say he never wanted to return to Neverland after the investigators had violated his home during the investigation.
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Yes he did but you know good old Dad's gonna do whatever he feels is most profitable for him. Pictures with Michael's corpse $25 apiece!!!!! joe jackson is pure evil and he looks pure evil.
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I'm totally going to hell anyway.......you mean like this?
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Submitted by dementa on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 1:05pm.
Exactly my point in my post at the same minute.
-"Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:58pm."
"King of Pop" is a nickname, dude. That nickname doesn't turn anyone into a REAL king.
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Farrah, she was picked by The Bachelor and then he changed his mind & wanted 1st runner up instead. IDK, I don't watch the show.
Also, she came in 3rd place on Dancing With The Stars.
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Submitted by OXA on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 1:02pm.
Didn't Michael Jackson say he never wanted to return to Neverland after the investigators had violated his home during the investigation.
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Yes he did but you know good old Dad's gonna do whatever he feels is most profitable for him. Pictures with Michael's corpse $25 apiece!!!!! joe jackson is pure evil and he looks pure evil.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 1:03pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:56pm.
CNN is reporting the MJ viewing on Friday...I bet his dad will be selling t-shirts outside...
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Totally, a little picture of MJ and a huge BluRay logo!
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Damn, you came up with it just like that *snaps fingers* and Joe paid a designer $100,000 for that design!!
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Oy, does ANYONE still believe he fathered those kids? A black man may be able to father a single uber-white, blonde child (genetics is a funny thing) but not THREE. No way are those kids his unless he had some sci-fi genetic engineering to take out all their black traits.
MJ was eccentric as hell, none of you think he didn't dabble in some DNA altering of some sort?
They used his sperm...they didn't use his sperm...who cares! He was their father and they were his children.
Michael Jackson died, and those poor children are without their only parent. I feel sick for them when I think of them with Katherine and Joe Jackson. I pray some rational person will take them and give them a normal life.
Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:56pm.
CNN is reporting the MJ viewing on Friday...I bet his dad will be selling t-shirts outside...
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Totally, a little picture of MJ and a huge BluRay logo!
who's that Melissa Whatsherface toothy bitch?
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Didn't Michael Jackson say he never wanted to return to Neverland after the investigators had violated his home during the investigation.
LMAO @ skinnyfat
re: george foreman!
Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:56pm.
*shakes head*
LUNATIC.
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Just read that supposedly his oldest son was going to perform with him in London.
Blah, enough MJ for one day.
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:51pm.
I think we've basically had a public viewing for the last twenty years.
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I've seen cancer ravaged corpses that were less disturbing than the way he looked years before his death. I am glad this nauseating publicity circus that he crafted as his life will finally end.
Good lord, dude somehow managed to have children who are not related to him, and who have no connection to their biological parents or surrogate mother. Sad for the kids, typical freak show for jacko.
like i said George Forman named all his sons George before MJ came up with his wackadoo names. The funeral is going to be a circus.
Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:56pm.
CNN is reporting the MJ viewing on Friday...I bet his dad will be selling t-shirts outside...
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+ a cd sampler of all the acts on his label.
don't expect to see his purple eyebrowns. He's fuzzed out in real life.
Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:43pm.
not only that, ALL the kids share the same name: Michael Jackson.
1)Michael Joseph Jackson Jr.
2)Paris MICHAEL Katherine Jackson (ppfftt)
3) Prince Michael Jackson II.
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so MJ had a crown. he IS the KING OF POP and i'm not being sarcastic. yes the man was very eccentric but there's no denying his talent.
Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:55pm.
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*speechless*
Is there a reason we're still arguing this? People who think a black man can father children like these are going to continue to believe it. Those who don't believe a black man can turn out such white children will continue to not believe it. Why argue?
My little cousin is all the proof I need that a 100% black father and a white mother can produce a child as fair as any white person I've ever met in my life.
CNN is reporting the MJ viewing on Friday...I bet his dad will be selling t-shirts outside...
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:51pm.
I think we've basically had a public viewing for the last twenty years.
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Dude! Have you seen the expo where they have loads of crap Michael Jackson collected over the years?. Amongst the life-size Darth Vader, Superman, E.T. props and other crap, there were at least TWO portraits depicting Michael Jackson as a royal; he even had a fucking CROWN. I think he bought his own hype and actually saw himself as a king, a royal, hence the pretencious name he gave his kids. Too bad he couldn't see himself as the ghetto nouveau riche he really was.
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/04/15/gal_mj_17.jpg
http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2009/02/17/michael-jackson-portra...
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stoney, u BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
for diamonddawg - http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/30/michael.jackson/index.html
you know Joe Jackson is charging admission.
I thought Neverland was all tumbleweeded out
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McDonald’s are bringing out the Michael Jackson tribute burger.
50 year old meat between two 7 year old buns
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:51pm.
I think we've basically had a public viewing for the last twenty years.
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LMFAO!!!
Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:36pm.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:32pm.
go fuck yourself.
i made a comment about the hair, and yes, while rashida could pass for a totally white person....
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See other comments other people posted since you showed your ass
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I think we've basically had a public viewing for the last twenty years.
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Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:49pm.
They are having a public viewing of MJ's body at Neverland on Friday. I thought Neverland was in disrepair. Also, will Joe Jackson sell tickets?
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Will Blanket be there?
i kinda wished the twitter twats demi and asston has died instead. I'M BAD I'M BAD YOU KNOW IT
They are having a public viewing of MJ's body at Neverland on Friday. I thought Neverland was in disrepair. Also, will Joe Jackson sell tickets?