Tuesday, June 30th 2009

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Jane Velez-Mitchell - Jane is a journalist of sorts who has her own show on HLN. Before that, she was an anchor for KCAL in L.A. and had a show called Celebrity Justice. Jane is also open about loving the vagina and she once said on air that she is a recovering boozer. More importantly, Jane is the owner of the most gorgeous 70s trailer trash lipstick lesbian mullet ever. Really, what is that? It's kind of the femme version of Carol Brady's butchie mullet (with a flip).

For Ana

Posted by: Michael K


NaNoop's picture

Submitted by Snoogle on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 7:45am.

I did not know any of that about JVM.. and that hair! Who needs a goss when you can have a JaneV?

Hey, Snoogle-
sorry I practically plagiarized your post, I just saw it after I sent mine up.
Great non-mullet wearers think alike. (well, at least I don't wears a mullet...){wink}

Green Is Good's picture

What the hell is that thing on her head? It looks like a furry bowling ball.

NaNoop's picture

I didn't know all that stuff about JVM. Innerestin'. That hair has GOT to go. Carol Brady called, she wants it back. {goofy doofy eye roll}

Well, you go withchu bad se'f Jane, it's good to be real.

islandgirl's picture

Ahahaha, I totally rocked that 'do in the 70's. We called it the 'Page Boy.' *dies of shame*

Ophelias evil twin's picture

She's kinda like a butch version of Pat Benetar.

Snoogle's picture

I did not know any of that about JVM.. and that hair! Who needs a goss when you can have a JaneV?

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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Wow. She looks like a picture from one of those websites where you can upload your photo and try out different hair styles.

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