Tuesday, June 30th 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Jane Velez-Mitchell - Jane is a journalist of sorts who has her own show on HLN. Before that, she was an anchor for KCAL in L.A. and had a show called Celebrity Justice. Jane is also open about loving the vagina and she once said on air that she is a recovering boozer. More importantly, Jane is the owner of the most gorgeous 70s trailer trash lipstick lesbian mullet ever. Really, what is that? It's kind of the femme version of Carol Brady's butchie mullet (with a flip).
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helmet hair
She's a complete rude bitch in person.
OMG, i've watched that show so many times and every time, CRINGED looking at that wretched hair. Seriously, if you're about to go on-air with spinach in your teeth - someone would tell you. Don't they have the same rules for bad hair?
Somebody should tell her she has an octopus on her head.
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Go Lakers!!!
I can't fucking stand this pig!
I called into her show once and her peeps hung up on me!!! Bitches. I used to watch Jane because she leads into Nancy Grace and bitch yells too much and covers topics that make Michael K's posts look like Christiane Amanpour political musings.
**Social trends are social engineering.**
I met in the mid 90s when she was still here in LA on KCAL. She was really nice. The hair was very different at the time. Of course, she was married to a guy at the time so she didn't need the lesbian do just yet...
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There's the door, spaceman.
That looks like a Glamorshots photo. I'm surprised she doesn't have her fingers holding up her lapels.
Don't forget that she fills in for Nancy Grace sometimes, too. She tries to imitate Nancy's speech and hardass attitude.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Did Nancy Grace copy her look?
She looks like Gossamer from Loony Toons.
http://www.cs.uwyo.edu/~rex/bugs.jpg
I believe that 'do would require more maintenence than the GosPos. So elegantly feathered. I'm surprised nunyoo sluts have donned it in your avvies yet...
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I didn't know she was lesbanian. AND a former boozer. But I did know that I liked her for some reason ....
She's just keeping that hair until she announces she's changing her name to Chaz.
Submitted by mart on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 9:51am.
She looks like she has midget face
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OMG MIDGET! MIIIIIIIDGET!
MIDGETMIDGETMIDGETMIDGETMIDGETMIDGETMIDGET!!!!!!!!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Holy Domehead, Batman!
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It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Journalist my ASS. She's the female Billy Mays with all her screaming and shit.
WTF is with all the screaming on TeeV?
Alien. The bouffant mullet hides her 12 head
She reads the news like Billy Mays sold OxyClean. One volume. Too Fucking Loud.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
OMG I just discovered this bitch while watching the MJ coverage...I kept thinking "She looks like Michael!". She seems like she has the crazies, but after reading her little bio I'm declaring her hot.
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http://bleedingthecorgan.blogspot.com
http://myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
She had bigger and better hair when she was a reporter and wknd anchor at WCBS 2 in NYC in the late 80's.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RmljR1-bc8
It took me a minute but I knew I had seen that hairstyle before. Then I remembered "Elvira".
She looks like she has midget face
Why is it important for me to know that she is a les? I really do not need to know what one likes between the sheets!
Tuscan Lanai has funny avie. LAWYER.
I can not stand how she yells all the time and its gettin worse. Shit she could be reading the fucking weather and it would still sound like she was angry with O.J. it spoils the show for me.
Oh and I dont care what she is lickin or sippin she still annoys the shit out of me.
STEAK - it's *sip* not *sips*
Hiyah!!
And gosh you guys, can you see my I.P.? Me and Chikka are the same.
That's a hair DON'T
She is SERIOUSLY hot. Makes me wish I could become a girl for an hour.
The MusicMan has SPOKEN!
I had no idea she is a lesbian!!
cady911: do like MJ and 'beat it'
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 9:02am.
Morning Hoes!
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I was shocked when she told everyone she's a recovered alcoholic ON AIR on Sunday night. Now I'm shocked that she's a gayelle.
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Hello, DD. I heard you're becoming quite the topic in the forum.
I knew Jane was in recovery but I didn't know she was teh ghey. Meh.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Morning Hoes!
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I was shocked when she told everyone she's a recovered alcoholic ON AIR on Sunday night. Now I'm shocked that she's a gayelle. I guess I was under the mistaken impression that the hyphenated last name(s) meant she was married. To a dude. In same gender marriages, what happens with last names? This question would be separate from celebrity last names.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 9:01am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 8:58am.
I CANNOT STAND THIS BITCH! From her man voice to her annoying attempts to sound like Nancy Grace to her B-movie dramatics to her too-white chiclet teefs. STFU and DIAF, Jane!
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Wow. Did the silicon in your avie's boobs leak into your cheerios this morning? LOL!
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No, my son whizzed in my Wheaties. He wants..............as car! A freaking car! Apparently all his friends got them for their 16th birthday and he wants to know where his is! I told him it's in the latest issue of Dream On Monthly.
Still can't stand Jane.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
hopefully there is a sex tape out there with her, a bottle of booze and a really hot girlfriend.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 8:58am.
I CANNOT STAND THIS BITCH! From her man voice to her annoying attempts to sound like Nancy Grace to her B-movie dramatics to her too-white chiclet teefs. STFU and DIAF, Jane!
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Wow. Did the silicon in your avie's boobs leak into your cheerios this morning? LOL!
I CANNOT STAND THIS BITCH! From her man voice to her annoying attempts to sound like Nancy Grace to her B-movie dramatics to her too-white chiclet teefs. STFU and DIAF, Jane!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
She is LOUD and has an opinion on everything. She mentions her alcoholism quite a bit--very professional for a journalist.
She was pretty hot..even with the gladiator helmet hair.
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When your sock slot drops,your ass flaps flop.
The shape of her massive head would suggest she is at least part conehead too.
Her hair is even worse than Kate's.
no.for.real.WHAT.IS.THAT.on.her.head?
I had no clue she was a lesbo either...
Submitted by SoulTaker on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 8:13am.
As fate would have it, I unfortunately saw and heard this obnoxious loudmouth for the very first time only last night.
She's Nancy Grace 2.0 and that's NOT a compliment
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You know, she used to comment on the NG show and wasn't like she was last night. I think she's throwing in the theatrics to latch on to NG's fan base (whomever that may be) She was pretty much just straight forward when she talked and was likeable
She's needs to do some investigative hair styling. It's like the hair version of Lindsay's klassy pool party shirt.
As fate would have it, I unfortunately saw and heard this obnoxious loudmouth for the very first time only last night.
She's Nancy Grace 2.0 and that's NOT a compliment
spotted chest? wtf is that
Hell with the hair... look at that head!!! WTF is up with that!
Whoa, that's a hair do and a half.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
‘Does this hairstyle make my cranium look big?’
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Colin Hay: Overkill
Jane's a lesbian? She totally flew under my gaydar.
Of course, it's obvious NOW.