Monday, June 29th 2009

Hot Slut Of The Week: Orit Fux

Birthday: ?
Age: ?
Birth Name: I don't know, but please tell me her real last name is Fux. I want to marry her just so I can change my name to Michael Fux. Doesn't it sound like that's the way it was meant to be?

Original Date of HS of the Day: June 23, 2009
Claim to Fame: I just became aware of this refined beauty, but from what I know she's a model/actress/mess/toxic zone in Israel. Orit also claims to have the biggest plastic tittays domes in Israel.

Where is she now? Probably breastfeeding a baby giraffe, because they are like her children. Click here to see a video of Orit showing her maternal-side with some giraffes. It's a good thing her chichis look like unripe watermelons or they would've bit at them.

Why is she HS of the Week? Because Orit is the Shauna Sand and Jodie Marsh of Israel! Take a trip down elegance lane and gaze at some of Orit's beautiful pictures. Orit is not copying Pamela Anderson, Pamela is copying her. That's just fact.

Posted by: Michael K


DiamondDawg's picture

Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 6:54pm.

Words fail me.
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baaaa haaaaaaaaaa haahahahaha @ your new avie!!

But a picture tells a thousand words, right?

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

She's not listed at Wikipedia.

She's listed at Wiki's other site: Boobpedia.

http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Orit_Fux

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2Di4's picture

this chick scares the shit out of me. totally creepy!
did she serve in the israeli army? this scary bitch could end all the problems in the middle east with just a flick of a lee press-on.

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 6:57pm.
Did she dodge her military service requirement like Bar Refaeli did?
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Interesting. Does the Israeli army disqualify for implants, or anything at all?

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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 6:45pm.
...OY!
http://www.down.co.il/DB/MORE/Israel_celeb/orit_fux/Z_orit_fux1126162231...

Now THIS is what nightmares are made of
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Right there, she kinda looks like Dina on Hausfraus of New Jersey. (that's her name, right? Dina, the blonde one?)

Mabel Hodges's picture

This bleaching/titting/botoxing shizz has got to stop. I mean, really. I hope she's dunking some major bank from this.

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DiamondDawg's picture

Pam Anderson needs to move the f. over!

Question: When you get implants, do you get stretch marks?

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Did she dodge her military service requirement like Bar Refaeli did?

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Sugaroo's picture

Words fail me.

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The C word's picture

The only thing standing between her and true perfection is a pair of lucite heels.

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MuffinAmy's picture

Snowpiece, why do you hate us so??!! And why, oh why, did I click on that link? Holy crapola, she looks like something from Blade Runner.

Is this considered hawt in Israel? Ewwww. She must wear contacts or she's some sort of eyeball albino.

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Ravenfox's picture

Wtf is this. smfh, that is the perfect headline

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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 6:45pm.

I don't even need to understand russian to know what the users are thinking... look how many animated gifs of smiley faces killing themselves!

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zomay's picture

I love the sunflower picture. Beauty, feminism, nature, all rolled into a delightful scene.

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putsomestankonit's picture

Damn she's got some crazy eyes.

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The Audrey's picture

Someone needs to introduce her to the stand-up tanning bed. You know the one where you can put your arms up and avoid white armpits? Yeah, having arms that are two completely different colors on either side is not attractive.

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Jewslim's picture

SHARMUTAS BACK!!! As god as my witness.. Im getting a picture of this rare and elegant creature when I go back home!!

Fucking_Classy's picture

She's had so much plastic surgery, I can't tell if she's 40 or 140.

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islandgirl's picture

Holy crap, snowy! Hold me?

Fucking_Classy's picture

...OY!
http://www.down.co.il/DB/MORE/Israel_celeb/orit_fux/Z_orit_fux1126162231...

Now THIS is what nightmares are made of.

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snowpiece's picture

http://trinixy.ru/2007/09/26/mechta_plasticheskogo_khirurga_orit_fox_15_...

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islandgirl's picture

Look at the wonk in the second thumb. What is she looking at? Seriously, her eyes are going in two different directions.

The Audrey's picture

What is wrong with her forehead in the main pic? That's some Neanderthal shit right there!

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DeeDee's picture

Did she pay cash monays for this photoshoot? Because I think she was ripped off!

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kdracofan's picture

Lmao @ Bradiful's comment

Fucking_Classy's picture

She's trying to channel Brigitte Bardot, too. Shit, wtf is wrong with this hoe's eyes?!

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snowpiece's picture

MK you picked some of her most attractive photos! she's so much worse than this even!
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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

*blink blink blink blink blink....*

someone make it stop.

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warmislandsun's picture

Why so much face makeup? What is she/it hiding? And it does look like a cheaper version of Pamela Anderson - if that is even possible.

Sensimina's picture

Bitch is the Tim Burton version of Pam Anderson...yikes!

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Erika_Leigh28's picture

ahahha in the first pic she needs to lay her ass in that tanning bed and even out her fucked up fake tan job. i hat when chicks do this to their lips too it makes them look like an anus which i guess would make them attractive to gay guys... okay i see where she could be going with that...she's actually a dude. then her eyebrows... where the hell are they?

Sayonara's picture

She has crazy eyes in the second thumbnail.

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Dallas's picture

I am so happy MJ never got to see this woman...............he would have rushed to a plastic surgeon and said, "make me look like her"! Good gawd she is horrendous!

JustJack's picture

I thought Pam Anderson also.