Hot Slut Of The Week: Orit Fux
Birthday: ?
Age: ?
Birth Name: I don't know, but please tell me her real last name is Fux. I want to marry her just so I can change my name to Michael Fux. Doesn't it sound like that's the way it was meant to be?
Original Date of HS of the Day: June 23, 2009
Claim to Fame: I just became aware of this refined beauty, but from what I know she's a model/actress/mess/toxic zone in Israel. Orit also claims to have the biggest plastic tittays domes in Israel.
Where is she now? Probably breastfeeding a baby giraffe, because they are like her children. Click here to see a video of Orit showing her maternal-side with some giraffes. It's a good thing her chichis look like unripe watermelons or they would've bit at them.
Why is she HS of the Week? Because Orit is the Shauna Sand and Jodie Marsh of Israel! Take a trip down elegance lane and gaze at some of Orit's beautiful pictures. Orit is not copying Pamela Anderson, Pamela is copying her. That's just fact.
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she's nasty, I'm not one to be picky but this silicone blonde should be forgotten, soon.
Brooke Hogan gone wild.
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When your sock slot drops,your ass flaps flop.
Pam on crystal meth going as Pam for Halloween as
photographed by David Lachapelle on crystal meth.
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"This is why I'm a cold bitter bitch, because once you let love into your heart, it will go away."-MK and the majority of dlisted
She has an odd Carol Channing like quality to her. If Carol was a slutty prostitute, this is what she would look like.
Me likey!
I like the fact that she comes from Israel. I'm gaining a new appreciation for that country.
pamela anderson and the catwoman's illegitmate alien baby
She scares me.....
High negatives here.She's(she?)channeling Pam & Shauna...with a sprinkle of Angelyne thrown in.
That's not a she. Don't be silly.
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hold me! im skerd!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
She is one butt-ugly piece of shit!
she has a five-head. she has vagina mouth..ewwww
At least we get a break from the Michael Jackson posts
(I'm saying something nice)
i wonder how her Bat Mitzvah went.
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Israel has an angel.
By the way, did anyone like Don't mess with the Zohan? I liked it.
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She looks like a cross between Pam Anderson and a Gremlin. Gross!
Submitted by Jewslim on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 7:24pm.
this flower is CLEARLY the most orthodox jew in eretz isreal!!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
i'm sure she truly believe the pic is some sort of mitzvah.
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oh my. the tanning gun isn't working. thumbnail #1
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 7:19pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 7:16pm.
Tis I?
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tis could never be you DD!
my grandma is Israeli
my mother is Israeli
so you know who i'm shankin'
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Ahh, but are your eyes that blue...er clear and your roots that dark? And your tit...never mind...
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the end...
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 7:19pm.
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My mother-in-law was Lithuanian Jewish.
I'm guessing there are two unaware ZHLUBs about to get shanked...
I had a boss who was israeli. he scared me lots. i think he was in the mossad. i couldn't take the heat so i left the kitchen.
OH.MY.GOD. I really have no words.
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If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
its not a big deal if a woman doesn't want to join, then they don't make a big stink of it. Esp. religious women, and this flower is CLEARLY the most orthodox jew in eretz isreal!! Its a different story for men who try to dodge though..
Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 7:13pm
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I am certain that her s.o. plays golf. They like them ginormous like that.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 7:16pm.
Tis I?
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tis could never be you DD!
my grandma is Israeli
my mother is Israeli
so you know who i'm shankin'
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Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 7:13pm.
somebody stop me from shankin' the bitch who posted that fucked up comment!!!!
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Twas I?
If not, SHANK AWAY!!!
Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 7:13pm.
I feel sorry for the poor bastard that has to climb on top of that every night.
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You really think something that looks like THAT is content to be on the bottom?!?!?!?!
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mike on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 7:13pm.
Is she a naive born Israeli?
- bwahahahaha
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Ugh.
Ugly.
Bitch makes Spam Anderson look wholesome.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
somebody stop me from shankin' the bitch who posted that fucked up comment!!!!
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I feel sorry for the poor bastard that has to climb on top of that every night.
*shedding a silent tear for the village water buffalo*
Is she a naive born Israeli? If not, I'm guessing she was born in Ukraine - perhaps Chernobyl?
Submitted by Jewslim on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 6:48pm.
SHARMUTAS BACK!!! As god as my witness.. Im getting a picture of this rare and elegant creature when I go back home!!
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From your lips to G-d's ears!
OMG In the second thumb she looks like the underworld version of Pam Anderson. PAM. ANDERSON. That is not good.
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It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
This cunt makes Pam Anderson look like an innocent, fresh-faced virgin, and that's no small feat.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 7:06pm.
Uh, I didn't understand that.
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PHEW!
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Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 7:09pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 7:01pm.
Interesting. Does the Israeli army disqualify for implants, or anything at all?
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mmm.. good question, since i'm thinking of getting my nationality. If they disqualify you for that, i'm adding "getting implants" to my to do list.
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Good for you! Do your research! Nothing wrong with wanting to preserve a pretty face.
I think we just found the spokesmodel for Lohan's new tanning product.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 6:54pm.
Words fail me.
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baaaa haaaaaaaaaa haahahahaha @ your new avie!!
But a picture tells a thousand words, right?
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You likee? It skeers young children!
I thought it was Spam Anderwhore at first!
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 7:01pm.
Interesting. Does the Israeli army disqualify for implants, or anything at all?
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mmm.. good question, since i'm thinking of getting my nationality. If they disqualify you for that, i'm adding "getting implants" to my to do list.
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Submitted by Life on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 7:07pm.
eewwhh! she is way too Ganky!! Scanky with a whole lot of Gunk! or there's another term for that word in Urban Dictionary i c now. I dont like her nor any of those so called sexy shots of her, yeeesh! and also too Blow Up Dollyish! tHEM Israelis are nasty anyway!
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Uh...i love israelis...
Is that scar on her face from a shanking?
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 6:57pm.
Did she dodge her military service requirement like Bar Refaeli did?
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No, she didn't. That's where she got that mug of hers - in WAR!
That's fucking tragic, ya'll shouldn't laugh.
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Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 7:04pm.
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Uh, I didn't understand that.
She looks POSSESSED in thumbnail #4! The Crazy Eyes!
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 7:03pm.
That's a MAN, Maury.
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Makes sense! That's how s/he got out of doing her duty!! looser!
oh fuck... it seems the trashy little piece in thumb#4 is pretty appealing to us jewish girls..
*runs away in shame*
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Now that's seriously ugly. The camera didn't vomit?
It's like Coco mated with The Toxic Avenger.
That's a MAN, Maury.
Damn you, Snowpiece. What. Nightmares. Are. Made. Of.
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That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
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