Monday, June 29th 2009

Joe Jackson Is Still Trying To Make His Record Company Happen

At a press conference with Al Sharpton today, Joe Jackson once again used the time to promote his stupid ass record company. Joe needs to stop, because he said that someone asked him about it last night. JOE, QUIT IT! Let the record show that CNN did not ask him about that foolery! And you know nobody else did. Maybe Joe needs to get his ears looked at, because I think he heard wrong. Somebody probably asked him, "Why do your eyebrows look like grape jelly?" and he heard, "Tell me about your dumb record company." Joe has Dyslexia of the ears.

Joe Jackson's Hour of Whoring The press conference wasn't a total wash, Joe did spew this LOLquote:

"He was loved in every country in the United States."

Clip below:


Posted by: Michael K


ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 5:36pm.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 5:29pm.
I dare someone to come here and defend this gigantic ball of fuckpigshit!

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Mr. Joe Jackson suffers from senile dementia of Alzheimer's type exacerbated by atheriosclerosis of the cerebrum and uncontrollable mental processes which causes him to speak without giving consideration to his comments.

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AKA- his head is stuffed up his fucking ANUS

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Joe needs to die. What a disgusting human!

DiamondDawg's picture

I heard the word "extablished"

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 5:36pm

hahahahaha...

2 + 2 = CHICKENS IMA JOE JACKSON!

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ILovePapaSmurf's picture

Joe Jackson beat the living shit out of his kids on multiple accounts... so fuck him. Let him famewhore himself out, he'll die a shittacular death soon.
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Kandykane's picture

Did I hear correctly? Distributes Blu-Ray is that what he said? LOL Dude needs to read more tech news that's all I have to say to that, money grubbing old shit.

mahaatma's picture

...fuck this old vampire piece of shit!....

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We all seem to forget that Joe Jackson ABUSED Michael in so many ways. All he was ever out for was fame and success for his kids because he had no talent to do it himself.

He whored out his kids in all possible ways and is still doing it.

What a piece of caca.

RIP MJ

Hysteria's picture

Everybody's asking why MJ was so fukked up. Just look at that photo.

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Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 5:29pm.
I dare someone to come here and defend this gigantic ball of fuckpigshit!

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Mr. Joe Jackson suffers from senile dementia of Alzheimer's type exacerbated by atheriosclerosis of the cerebrum and uncontrollable mental processes which causes him to speak without giving consideration to his comments.

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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Provolone's picture

Get that money Joe!!!

You can't own a record company with such a small afrika chain, upgrade dat shit

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

I can't imagine, no matter the relationship I have with my sons as they get older, not crumpling up into a little ball and letting the misery have me if they go before I do.

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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp

Delusional old child abuser. Look at those whitened teeth, the jewelry, every stitch of clothing on his body - paid for by the sweat of the man who couldn't grow up and who, it's said, still audibly regurgitated sometimes when his father came into view.

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Look at him, he looks like some Ghetto Idi Amin.

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

kanderso's picture

The other siblings need to speak out against this fucker. Srsly. I hate it that some dumb bitches out there might actually allow this piece of shit to profit off of his son's death. The son that he abused to the point where he was pretty much unable to function normally in society. HAAAAAAAAAAATTTEEE Joe Jackson.

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No Words's picture

Africa is embarrassed to be hung around Joe Jackson's neck.

just a floozy's picture

i'm with jim:

FUCK AL SHARPTON!

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M.E.'s picture

Joe is an old fucking man. QUIT IT with the "bling"

Jesus. Such trash.

guest's picture

Pitiful old fool.

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

snowpiece on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 5:32pm

LOOSERS THAT'S WHO!

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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

TEE's picture

He's a fucking disgrace.

TITS's picture

I never want to see these words in the same sentence again:

At a press conference with Al Sharpton today, Joe Jackson

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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter

Hysteria's picture

Most unbecoming.

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uhhh since when is death considered a "situation"?

wat a dumb fuck. karmas a bitch and he will get his.

kanderso's picture

He looks like a dirty, smelly, honest-to-goodness pimp.

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FUCK AL SHARPTON!!!!!

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Brandi: I want to know who were all the people yelling "we love you Joe"
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M.E.'s picture

He needs to get run over by a Mack truck. STAT.

Fucking asshole. YOU'RE KID, JUST D I E D!!!!! SHOW SOME GD SADNESS!!

Molotov Cocktease's picture

what a shame. Fucking leeches, man.

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one of the dumbest motherfuckers ive ever listened to. ignorant piece of shit.

No Words's picture

I mentioned this on another thread, but...

I hit the floor in a faint when Rev. Al said "When Joe Jackson tells you to come out, you better come out!" Truer words...and perfect picture of those poor Jackson kids's lives.

kanderso's picture

SOMEONE PLEASE PUNCH HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE!

Don't you start to reflect on what kind of person/dad you are at this age, and after a child of yours has died? How do you just NOT CARE?! It is INSANE!

Joe sucks soooo bad!

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

I dare someone to come here and defend this gigantic ball of fuckpigshit!

If I were at that famehworing announcement today, I would have BOOOOOOOOOO'd him and hoped CNN had to bleep out my FUCK BOMB FEST!

FUCKING FUCKER FUCK!

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

In times like these, with someone being so foolish and fuckeried, I wonder how in the name of sweet, sweaty Jesus a person would think that the public doesn't see right through it.

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S_G's picture

Can't someone lure Daddy Joe, Rev. Al, and Jesse Jackson out on a boat, and sink it?

Anyone? Anyone???...

And regarding Jesse & Al, Chris Rock was absolutely right with his observation and jokes "Black Leaders". Scrapping the bottom of the barrel for years.

New ones needed, please apply...

No Words's picture

Monster...there is no other word.

gia's picture

I wonder how far down the line the abuse goes down in this family...He is clearly not a well person either.

Deb's picture

"Michael was loved by every country in the United States!"

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

tojo's picture

Shoot. Him. Now.

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Manbearpig's picture

He is a huge fucking asshole and child abuser. I didn't watch those awards but I did see interview clips of Joe and he is a shameless fucking nut. Amazing how he could smile so fucking much when his son just died. Nice fucking chompers, dickhead.

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Mother Superior's picture

Senile gramps, and one of the not so nice sort.
I hope that record company goes bust.

Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4

Notice how he comes out of the woodworks AFTER MJ dies?

Where was crazy Joe Jackson before? hmmmmm

Snoogle's picture

JJ reminds me of that uncle that always wants you to sit on his lap..every family has one and they are all KREEPY!

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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!

What a piece of shit.....first off, your son dies, and 3 days later you walk the red carpet.

He is the reason there whole family is fucked up.

He is such a media HOAR. It takes real class to use your son's death for your gain.

gucci's picture

what a piece of trash.

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snowpiece's picture

MK you forgot the part where he says, "Last time I saw him he was still living" !!!!
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"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Only an ice-hearted, money-grubbing, no-talent SOB could smile and promote his own lame-assed project while his youngest son lies recently dead.

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bitca's picture

what a twat, no wonder MJ was so fucked up.