Monday, June 29th 2009
Puppy! Puppy! Puuuuuuuppy!
That puppy's eyes are broadcasting to anyone who will listen: "This hag is either going to eat me or trade me in for a speedball. Save. Me." And that puppeh has every reason to be afraid. I mean, what crack house toilet did Mischa Barton crawl out of? I'm all for the 4-day-old eye make-up look, but Mischa is not wearing it well. The world already has one Courtney Love.
Here's the girl from The Sixth Sense terrorizing puppies at the opening of Harrods' summer sale in London yesterday.
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Does Harrods really sell drugs?
"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09
I don't think she deserves to be famous, so I'm going to write a song about her. That only people who were fans of my father's work will ever hear.
OMFG those Doxies are to die for....Puppehzz, puppeh breath, kiss, kiss, kiss, lick, lick, lick, I love the puppehz.
Good lord. I thought she was the crazy woman who cloned her dog Booger a couple of years ago. She has that same crazy look in her eyes.
Her mama je' is gigantic, very obese (from photos I've seen) and she might have that gene. Drug use is so common in ingenues so I suspect that just took a toll. Damn. Even with money for 'beauty treatments' as my grandma would say she can't fight the damage. Drugs age you in dog years.
Can't tell here but Mischa has weird isosceles triangle legs. YOu really see it in flats. It's bizarre.
I've only seen like 5 episodes of the OC when it was on and her voice always bugged me, just eh. I think actors don't just have to look a certain way but their voices are just so important.
Harrod's can eat a dick for animal abuse. @sweetstickyriceball on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 11:02pm--
I think what wants Fayed gets. So eh. I wouldn't be surprised if he ate endangered animals in some fucked up underground rich club like that Brando/Matthew Broderick movie..what's it called? Horrible.
In the fourth-last photo: Who greets people this way? Grabbing them by the head while they appear to freeze in terror? She's actually sucking the life essence out of him.
"HMMMRRGGHHH noouurishmeent...."
shitty teeth + bloated face + film promotion related weight loss = bulimia
I am not a fan, but just to play devils advocate are there any reports of her actually doing drugs? Her face may just be bloated from weight gain, she looks heavier than usual. Maybe she takes antidepressants, those can give you moon face...Does she even act anymore??
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HOLY BLOAT!
Just imagine her at 30.
Damn shame to look this busted at her age!
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oh my gawh
METH FACE
wow, she's looking especially unwell these days.
the fuh? Did this bint get punched repeatedly in the face recently or something?
I can't believe this girl used to be gorgeous like, four years ago. She looks like a fucking meth addict. She has coke bloat of the face. She looks worse than Blohan.
I can't believe this girl used to be gorgeous like, four years ago. She looks like a fucking meth addict. She has coke bloat of the face. She looks worse than Blohan.
I can't believe this girl used to be gorgeous like, four years ago. She looks like a fucking meth addict. She has coke bloat of the face. She looks worse than Blohan.
Submitted by Erika_Leigh28 on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 6:44pm.
is it just me or does her face look FAT...ter. i can't wait til her ass blows up like a balloon i hate her. dumb bitch she made some comment like oooh i'm just naturally skinny i have good genes (vomit) yeah bitch well i was naturally skinny when i was ur age too trust me it will pass. yeah sure i'm just full of jealousy but who care i still wish her a trip to the fat farm in the future
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Awesome!
Though I don't wish fat on anyone, but I must admit that I'd laugh and laugh and laugh if I saw her ass on some washed out reality show like Celebrity Fit Club.
Or maybe they could have Celebrity Biggest Loser, or some shit. That would work too.
She's definitely like the hot girl in high school, leader of the cheer-leader squad, non?
Years later, everyone realizes that was the peak of their lives.
Since she was a horrible bitch - hating on her own fans and acting like she was hot shit - this might be deserved anyway.
GAWD. In the photo without the puppy...she has pterodactyl toes! She got a death grip on the front of them shoes.
Farrah! Stock!
Save your weenies!!
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What in the hell happened to her? Is she really a meth addict? She used to be so pretty.
Secondly, I can't believe Harrad's still gets away with this. That whole Christian the Lion story stems from Harrad's. They had him trapped in a cage in their department stores, to show off how luxurious they are or whatever, then that couple adopted the lion because they couldn't stand to see the poor cub in a dept. store cage. And after all these years, Harrad's still pulls crap like this.
Who is that Pepaw with the Beaten whore?
"Having meth teeth took away my smile."
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
"It kind of irritates me that I'm seen as this pretty face. People also say I'm too thin. The truth is pretty people aren't as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas."
Damn those stigmas! She's lucky anyone still gives a shit!
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Did anyone else not see the Bette Davis/Baby Jane Hudson face in pic 6? "I've written a letter to Daddy....." Actually, Bette Davis did it better!
what happened to her?!?
Um...how is she generating income?
I thought it was Jill Zaaarin
Harrods parading the fact that they sell puppy-mill dogs. Isn't that sweet? And the bastard Fayad holding one on his invited guest's head for a piddle.
One more reason to stay away from that staid old British institution now owned by an Arab.
She's about a quart of Rocky Road from being Kelly Osbourne's stunt double.
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she's not aging well.
Farrah ~ when I first had my dachsund, she was a little brat. It took 4-ever to house train her. Dachsunds are very stubborn as I'm sure your parents know.
But, now that she's 10 yrs old she has really, really mellowed out.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 7:21pm.
That looks like my dachsund (mine is black & tan with no dapple).
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Stocky! you too?? how does he behave? my parents have two and they're a menace. Watch them in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG-1j_G-PM8
(turn to MUTE. It's pretty loud Spanish baby talk)
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That looks like my dachsund (mine is black & tan with no dapple).
I'd thought Mushy would be working the SciFi channel by now? Or, on an oil rig as cleaning the decks.
Is she that way from vomiting? Not the skinny, but the teefs and the bloated face.
Wait a minute.....
now WHO is she????...........er.
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Jeebus. I'm old enough to be her mother, yet she looks like she's old enough to be mine!
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she is looking this close ->-<- to being a Charles Manson worshiper.
she looks like she's 45 years old in picture 8!! DAYYYYYYYY-UM! wtf?
What does that to someone and makes your face that fat?
is it just me or does her face look FAT...ter. i can't wait til her ass blows up like a balloon i hate her. dumb bitch she made some comment like oooh i'm just naturally skinny i have good genes (vomit) yeah bitch well i was naturally skinny when i was ur age too trust me it will pass. yeah sure i'm just full of jealousy but who care i still wish her a trip to the fat farm in the future
WTF is she on?! The last pic is priceless.
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Holy shit. She used to be so pretty.
Whoa.
Who else thinks that's a wig?
When did she decide that ten pounds of eyeliner and eyeshadow was a good look? I learned to cut back on the eye makeup when I was like, 17.
Misha is in desperate need of Crest strips.
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Prostitution whore!!
wow. that bitch is haggard! and i don't mean the pups, i mean mischa.
She bugs the shit out of me - please, no more Mischa posts, even if they are just making fun of her. Also, someone needs to worry about their bloated face, not terrorizing a harmless puppy and raping some poor Pepaw.
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These young bitches are going to be so pissed that wasted their youth & beauty on drugs & boozing when they hit 40...hard.
Damn her face looks bloated! Swollen. Distorted. Gross bitch
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Is it too much to ask to have one of the puppies pee on her?
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