Monday, June 29th 2009
There's A Toe In The Middle Of The Rainbow......
Solange doesn't get out that much, so when Daddy Knowles accidentally leaves the basement door open, you know this bitch is going to come out with a BANG! Basement Baby did just that at San Francisco's Gay Pride Parade yesterday. It looks like BB went to a lot of trouble of making this fuckery suit using Beyonce's old biker shorts. To save her some time, Solange should've called up Clay Gayken and asked him to wet fart on her. The result would've been the same.
And I'm not sure if the crowd really appreciated Basement Baby's deli counter crotch right in front of them. Bitch, put some Swiss, mustard, mayo and two pieces of Rye on that meatiness.
I'm telling you. Basement Baby goes wild when gets a hit of fresh air.
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Submitted by girl_cheese on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 5:06pm.
Don't tell me. House of Derriere, right? One thing about Solange - she ALWAYS gets it wrong. Always. You can count on it. No surprises here.
So true! If you ever see her in something tasteful, you know the End Times are here.
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I'd say Solange looks pretty here but only if I can yell 'from the neck up' really quickly afterwards. At least she looks like a girl (bit TOO much if you catch my drift), Beyonce looks increasingly trannylicious.
There's a whole lotta cooch on dlisted lately. At least it cheers me up a bit after all the deaths in the news.
Maybe her twat is just hungry, so it's trying to get a spandex meal? Nom nom nom.
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Submitted by klik on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:30pm.
Ummm.. I actually LOVE this outfit!!! She's got the figure, so why not flaunt it? Awesome clubbing attire!!
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Lady CaCa, is that you?
Wow. I just got my degree in gynecology, and I wasn't even looking for one. Dayum.
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Don't tell me. House of Derriere, right? One thing about Solange - she ALWAYS gets it wrong. Always. You can count on it. No surprises here.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:56pm.
Ba-DUM!
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LMAO @ IG
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If you get real close you can see bush, just like in the old days when " I dream of Genie" same on.
Sorry, Deb! Hee hee, it was the grossest thing I could come up with on such "short" notice. :)
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:51pm.
Submitted by chowgirl69 on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:49pm.
EWWWWWW!!!
You had to point that out didn't you? What the hell is that thing? What do you figure comes out when you squeeze a clit-zit anyway?
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Verne Troyer?
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OMG, I'm dying! Does anybody know CPR?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Toe? She's got a whole foot in there...
Fuck she has a growth on top of her camel toe!!!! Get to an ER immediately bitch.
Submitted by chowgirl69 on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:50pm.
LOL! I'll see your EWWWW and raise you an EWWWWWW!
Maybe that's where the mayo comes from in MK's "deli counter crotch".
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Yeah her snatch is where her assH*le should be. I'm perplexed by this, can't help but stare at it, I didn't even notice the booger eye streaks until i read about them.
Submitted by chowgirl69 on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:49pm.
EWWWWWW!!!
You had to point that out didn't you? What the hell is that thing? What do you figure comes out when you squeeze a clit-zit anyway?
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Verne Troyer?
yeah, I was mesmorized by that zit thing too, ewwwwwwwww the whole thing is just NASTAY!
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:42pm.
Hey stoney! It's my pleasure!
You guys, I can't help it, but I'm obsessing on the giant zit in the middle of her bushal region.
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EWWWWWW!!!
You had to point that out didn't you? What the hell is that thing? What do you figure comes out when you squeeze a clit-zit anyway?
OK, I don't think the giant zit/clit is an actual clit because it's way too high above the meat curtains. Total genital wart.
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Whatever....Beyonce made me wear it!
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I don't let all these jaded hags take my glitters away.....
@DeeDee
Thanks, 'cause I feel like shit and am dreading going with the hub to Beni-Fucking-Hanna to celebrate the mother-in-law's birthday with her, her mother, the psycho sister-in-law, the ball-challenged brother-in-law, and the 2 spoiled toddler nephews.
Laughing does make me feel a bit better, though!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
"A toe in the middle of the rainbow" - LMAO!
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:40pm.
Why the hell does her junk hang so low? I am completely puzzled by this.
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She prolly got a bad tummy tuck after she birthed her kid.
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Submitted by Sam on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:41pm.
Nah, I'm with you.
Still, both reek of Eau de Desperate :)
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Enough people say they know they can't believe
Solange Knowles has a camelsled team
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Hey stoney! It's my pleasure!
You guys, I can't help it, but I'm obsessing on the giant zit in the middle of her bushal region.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
MAH PUSSY IS HANGIN OUT, the remix
Brit must be so proud.
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Am I the only one who thinks Solange is way prettier than Beyonce? I mean, if you pull off the tranny wigs, makeup, and House of Diarrhea gear, Beyonce is a below-average, furry-eyebrowed, manish-looking chick on the street. Just saying.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:33pm.
HAHAHAHA! You are on fiah today!
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Maybe she has one of those enormous diaper-like pads in there?
That wouldn't explain the splittage though...
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:36pm.
LMAO! I think Papa Knowles must have some pot grow lights in the basement.
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Why the hell does her junk hang so low? I am completely puzzled by this.
Submitted by TheStraightMan on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:38pm.
Doesn't she look like a roll of Lifesavers?
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Or a Jamaican bobsledder.
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:33pm.
*dies*
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Doesn't she look like a roll of Lifesavers?
Eyebrows: Two yellow lines means no parking. Basta!
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:35pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:27pm.
would you rock it today?
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Sure. On Halloweenie!
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Her vagina is hangin' low!
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LOL Dee ya I know but I don't know how you can take your eyes off her package long enough to even notice the damn stripe! YIKES! the basement grows em BIG!
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:33pm.
Let's just say I wouldn't lend her my bicycle.
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Or cell phone.
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
This is draggalicious...especially thumbnail #3.
Looks hung like a fucking horse. Now i see why they keep HIM in the basement. Next step: RuPaul's Drag Race.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:27pm.
would you rock it today?
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:34pm.
When you say "unitard", you mean Jessica, right? :)
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That explains it! Jessica's hiding in the crotchal area!!!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:31pm.
I bet papa Joe Simpson's behind this unitard.
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I bet Papa Joe wants to help Chestica put one on.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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holy shit, i am crying i am laughing so hard at yalls comments.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:31pm.
I bet papa Joe Simpson's behind this unitard.
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When you say "unitard", you mean Jessica, right? :)
Let's just say I wouldn't lend her my bicycle.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Hi Snowy! Yes, the yellow face stripe. Drew Barrymore sported some "stripes" during the Coachella and Marlins events. Now Basement Baby is doing the "Stripe?" Who is the stylist that things this looks good?
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What club should this be worn too??? The blind club or the retard club?