Monday, June 29th 2009
There's A Toe In The Middle Of The Rainbow......
Solange doesn't get out that much, so when Daddy Knowles accidentally leaves the basement door open, you know this bitch is going to come out with a BANG! Basement Baby did just that at San Francisco's Gay Pride Parade yesterday. It looks like BB went to a lot of trouble of making this fuckery suit using Beyonce's old biker shorts. To save her some time, Solange should've called up Clay Gayken and asked him to wet fart on her. The result would've been the same.
And I'm not sure if the crowd really appreciated Basement Baby's deli counter crotch right in front of them. Bitch, put some Swiss, mustard, mayo and two pieces of Rye on that meatiness.
I'm telling you. Basement Baby goes wild when gets a hit of fresh air.
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Amazing...I seemed to see she had a personal account on the rich and success dating site http//www.sugarscupid.com with profile and blog when looking for dates and fun with hot girls there recently. The blog was updated very often. Lots of guys joined in her friend circle.
if u look really closely, you can see a clit piercing (the head of the barbell)
I really hate this talentless cunt. Such Texas trash.
Oh no, I dont think i will be having sex tonight because of bouncy`s wigg head sister
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
I was at the Pride festivities here in San Francisco, but I did not stay long enough to see this fuckery. We were making basement baby jokes all day because she was one of the headliners performing. Last year it was Lady Gaga, when no one knew who the fuck she was.
i figured it out...her vagina is crying...thats the scary face and moisture you seen in her for-fuck's-sake-NO-NO area.....
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Oh, no. NOT flattering in the slightest.
This sartorial fuckery is proof positive of why House of Derriere is in bankruptcy.
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Nice paunch and clit, Solange. Geez.
Does she try to look unattractive?
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
If only BB had been around when I was wondering how all the parts fit together. Instead, mom gave me one of those Barbie-sized anatomy dolls with removable internal organs.
that is the WORST case of bumpy bald clam fuckery i have ever had the misfortune of stumbling upon..
/cry
/gag
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
go home and clean your cocha solange!
and yes she tries to hard. just like her sister and both always come out looking stupid.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 8:22pm.
Submitted by tojo on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 8:19pm.
LOL. I'm seeing some sort of face appearing from
Basement Babys hoo-ha. *sips a little more rum and coke*
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When your sock slot drops,your ass flaps flop.
Horrible outfit. No one wants to see her hairy camel toe.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 5:19pm.
I get the feeling like if I got too close, a little door would open and one of those cartoon fists would pop out and knock my fucking block off.
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You should be so lucky. Then you'd get to lose consciousness. But, no - you'll retain your consciousness for this fuckery (House of Derriere).
Very retro '80s.A modern interpretation of what Sylvester...or LaBelle...or Jermaine Stewart would've worn.Not that Solange could carry their jockstraps talent-wise.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 8:22pm.
Submitted by tojo on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 8:19pm.
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I found this one too... those crazy Japanese! :)
http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2008/03/cameltoe.jpg
I was so impressed by it, I had to change my avie.
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Love the new avie!! lol@ the Japanese camel toe...wwwhhyyy??? lol
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It seems that she is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site "M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h. c Om " last week. It is said she is dating with a young black man there..
Submitted by tojo on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 8:19pm.
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I found this one too... those crazy Japanese! :)
http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2008/03/cameltoe.jpg
I was so impressed by it, I had to change my avie.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 7:57pm.
Grace Disful, you got me curious so I had to Google it.
http://classicfun.ws/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/fake-camel-toe-480x360.j...
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lol @ look for jr model coming soon!!
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She shoulda taped her crotch, not her eyebrows!
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 7:57pm.
LOL!!! But that should be REAL, not just a joke!
The velcro mullet could also sell with the right marketing. Think of all the bald men in trailer parks who would like to rock the hair of their youth...
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Solange is a cute girl, but she tries just a little too hard.
Stop the love you save may be your own...
Grace Disful, you got me curious so I had to Google it.
http://classicfun.ws/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/fake-camel-toe-480x360.j...
If Solange were a tranny, you know her tuck game would be weak.
This post gives me a great idea, though-- a cuchini for drag queens. Instead of hiding a camel toe, it's like a prosthetic camel toe. Does something like this exist already?
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Um, eyebrow situation?
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
my eyes are wrecked. i cannot finsih eating the bourbon chicken, because all the pieces are beginning to look like c-toes.
You know - I think she did a pretty good job. I think Basement Baby may have remembered her cuchini. That being said: Someone needs to cure that girl of her over-the-top-itis.
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There's no way I'm gonna look at the pics. one is enough. whatttttt the beeeeeeeeeeeep
Coma Caca!!
My eyes just gave me the middle finger for torturing them with this picture
Would it have killed her to go with a skirt? Yipes.
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I don't like this!
Stop the love you save may be your own...
It's like 6 Totally Spies wrapped in one.
or Totally Camel Toe.....or is that KamelToe.....or is that Jay Z Toe?
and I really wish the voices in my head would stop saying "franks and beans, franks and beans"
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"Bitch, put some Swiss, mustard, mayo and two pieces of Rye on that meatiness"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!
--thanks awfully--
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 5:32pm.
Thanks, hon. I'm having a pre-dinner glass of wine as I type!
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eeeeeeeeeewwwwww - that is almost as ugly as her face!
I've seen better genitals on mannequins.
''Oh my God! Bear's Driving! How can that be?!''
she's ill shaped just like her tree-trunk-legged hips- are bigger than her entire body retarded sister.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:48pm.
Awww honey, I'm sorry. Maybe order a couple of extra dranks to make the event more tolerable?
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Submitted by Sam on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:41pm.
Am I the only one who thinks Solange is way prettier than Beyonce...
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Really? You think so? I was going to say that as much as I despise Beyonce & I am so not impressed by her, she is much prettier than Solange. Minus the crotch shot, Solange has a much better shape though...
Just imagine the smell when she finally peels that thing off...
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She knows the crowd won't give a damn about her voice (because it sucks) so to keep attention on her she makes sure they look at her crotch.
stupid bitch.
and with that said the knowles are trash.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
She wore this ensemble for all of her deaf fans, well at least the ones who can read lips.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jQAQ0lbAcw Voices That Care~ A patriotic star studded salute to the troops!
I also think that the bumps are probably ingrown hairs from shaving her clam bald.
*gags*
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OH.MY.GOD.
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I get the feeling like if I got too close, a little door would open and one of those cartoon fists would pop out and knock my fucking block off.
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ISMU: I can't take my eyes off it, it just seems curiouser and curiouser!
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Dude, fuck you guys for making me stare at Basement Baby's crotch for WAY longer than I've even stared at my own.
*cough*
Not that I've...
OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE- DON'T JUDGE!!!
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