Tuesday, June 30th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 29th!
New from Katie Price: The Head Roll. Convenient for wiping away tears about your failed marriage AND wiping jizz from your chin during drunken escapades. - jazzfish_77
Runners-up:
Just when you thought professor Wang couldn't look anymore ridiculous with the pocket protector and coke bottle lenses on his glasses, he throws an ass wipe hat on. - hobie59
Inventors testing out a machine designed to wipe the GOOP spewing out of Gwyneth Paltrow's mouth. - beastie
Is it Year of the Charmin already? - Master Blaster
Thanks Ben
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Tehehehe! Well done y'all!
LOL @ Jazzfish....so much truth behind it, so much truth...
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Ahahahaha!! Congrats you funny mofos!! Jazzy♥, excellent as usual. :D
congrats Jazzy does it again! Good one MB!
congrats to all the winners
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Awesome! Thanks MK! Congrats to my fellow smartasses!
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Go forth. Be conquered. Go forth and die. - Dethklok
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Holy shit, I LOVE the Gwynnie one!! And I just LOVE the continuous skewering of Gwynnie's pretentiousness on this site - love it!
Congrats to all you funny effers!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I met my perfect one on --~~B l a c k W h i t e l o v i n g.c O m~~- It is a wonderful dating site for black and white singles to have fun together! And it's free! Hope it can help you find your ideal match!
Yay! Jazzy is back on top! Congrats!!! Congrats to all the winners - these were funny ones!
Big congratulation to hobie59, beastie and Master Blaster!!! Funny captions all!!
Thanks MK and everyone! Great way to start the day.
Congrats Winners!
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Never Can Say Goodbye
Jazzfish....Excelllent!! LOL
Hobie, Master and Beasyie....good ones....LMAO
Three Cheers for jazzy, hobie59, beastie, and Master Blaster!
Hip-hip-hooray!
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God, I hope whoever got that note doesn't know it was me who wrote it. I'd shit twice and die.
Congrats jazzy, hobie59, beastie, and Master Blaster! Funny buggers....
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Colin Hay: Overkill
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ http://SugarDaddyChat.com/ ^-^
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
Lady Gaga's new hat trend for fans: don't forget to wipe the blood from your ears after listening.
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"DAAAAAAAAMN!!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!"
Memaw just loved to "Wak and Roll".
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Yo Bitches this is how I roll...
"yes I am single"
well its just snot that good.
Fast track prototyping brings you the "Clap Cap"
I think that's what he said...
I think wearing the white coat gives it credibility.
Potty Mouth
A 'poo poo hatter.'
"Will someone explain to me why I just wiped my ass with a fucking beret?"
Decades after his fifteen minutes of 'Goonies' fame in the eighties, "Data" contracts dementia and a glaucoma before locking himself in his parents' garage with some PVC piping and Quilted Northern.
The classiest thing to come out of China since Bai Ling.
Craptacular!
It's mostly for the shit talking.
Estrogen a-poppin!
The economy's solution to celebrities who spend a "suspicious amount of time" in the bathroom stall of night clubs.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:36pm.
Asshat: The Literal Version.
hahahahaha. Good juan.
LOL Recessvillian. Yours is the best so far
If you think that's impressive wait 'till you see his butt hole pez dispenser.
Incredibly, Dr. Tanigawa (56) is still single.
A man can wipe clean a runny nose, but a runny no no hole will remain filthy - Chinese Proverb
Mr. Whipple's idea of bondage.
What's REALLY in Wino's crackhive.
Joe Jackson wears the latest project he's been working on to the funeral. He later holds a press conference to defend this action and to promote the 800 number and website for ordering.
WTFLOL...
http://rantbomb.com/
The best part is that for $9.95 more, we'll include a Comfort Wipe that conveniently attaches in the back!
World Masterbating champion invents portable jizz wipes!
Zicam's latest product replacement.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
The original Asshat
The "Wino Wonder Weave: Leave No Sugar Booger Behind".