Open Post: Hosted By Lego Wino And Her Sexy Creator
This is Craig Stevens (on left) proudly showing off his new creation, Lego Wino (on right), at a shopping mall in South London. Craig says it took him only six days to construct Lego Wino using 12,500 pieces. It normally takes Craig around 2 weeks to do the titty area alone, but he must have had a Wino signature cocktail (tequila, crystal meth, freon, melted ice pops and hairspray) so that he could stay up for six days straight.
Um. Craig looks more like Wino than Lego Wino does. I mean, Lego Wino isn't skinnier than a roach leg and its coating isn't falling off.
And why do I think it only took him 4 days to complete, but he spent the other 2 days humping on Lego Wino and adding "white spots" to her nose to make it look more realistic. The places that Lego hive has been...... My no-no just fainted.
This is unsettling to look at.
It's like a real-life manifestation of so many DOS games.
What's with the bowling ball tits?
Yeah, but can he make Engelbert Humperdinck out of Lincoln Logs? NO.
Skateboards kill. Everyone knows that, Jack-n-the-e.r.-cuz-he-thought-he-was-tony-hawk. :P
Going to bed. lotsa work. drive by. Night all.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:51pm.
I also found that out the hard way, that skateboards are engineered to start moving as soon as any weight is put on them. ouchie! Sorry for your stitches, and I am guessing they had to shave off a big patch of hair too?
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... it sounded hot in my brains. - MK
The only thing this and the real Wino have in common: both could fall apart at any given moment.
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He made it with a lego nono hole too, so he could call her his own. Methface.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ http://SugarDaddyChat.com/ ^-^
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 5:32pm.
@Stoney: I had a similar thing happen last week. I saw a skinny lil doggie with a broken leg on the side of the country road. I stopped but a car whizzed by and it scared him into the woods. I went into the woods to try to find him, but I never could. I felt so bad about it. I'm going to go back for the next several days to see if i can get him. I'm going armed with yummy food to tempt him and some refreshing water!
good luck, grape. I hope he finds you.
Can't stay, just want to say 'hi' hookers.
MK thank you for telling us who is the lego and who is the human. I could've been fooled. but I wont be fooled anymore. Now I know because of Joe Jackson the USA is UCA..United Countries of America. hmmm
Anywais so...let's start with a religion!!! Open to ideas...
Coma Caca!!
On topic: Amylegowinohouse is exceptional in both beauty and form. Her creator may the be the greatest artiste of our time. He is Michael Bolton's brother, Ichibod Bolton, right?
That family is AMAZING!
@Stoney: I had a similar thing happen last week. I saw a skinny lil doggie with a broken leg on the side of the country road. I stopped but a car whizzed by and it scared him into the woods. I went into the woods to try to find him, but I never could. I felt so bad about it. I'm going to go back for the next several days to see if i can get him. I'm going armed with yummy food to tempt him and some refreshing water!
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:59pm.
Oh yeah, that uphill battle song. Total piece of shit. But not nearly as bad as the John Mayer song I heard overhead in Ike's the other day. Or maybe it was that Fray band. You know, it sounded like a Grey's Anatomy song. The lyrics were like "you found me hurt and lying on the floor." Are you fucking kidding me? The crap that passes for music nowadays blows my fucking mind.
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♪Lying on the floooor, you found me...you found me, lost and insecuuuuure, suround me, suround me, whyd you have to waaaait, where were you, where were you, just a little laaaate, you found me...you found meeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa~♪
LOVE THAT SONG!
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Has anyone heard the 911 call about Billy Mays? Fucking creepy.
"Make sure all the family pets are put away, ok?"
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Oh yeah, that uphill battle song. Total piece of shit. But not nearly as bad as the John Mayer song I heard overhead in Ike's the other day. Or maybe it was that Fray band. You know, it sounded like a Grey's Anatomy song. The lyrics were like "you found me hurt and lying on the floor." Are you fucking kidding me? The crap that passes for music nowadays blows my fucking mind.
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Sorry if it's been double posted:
Fred Travalena passed away.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/29/fred.travalena.dies/index.html
RIP dude
''Oh my God! Bear's Driving! How can that be?!''
oops dbl post I think Dlisted is still a lil wonky.
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Regardless, there's cooter in the sky - Loves Carrottop
Stoney - was it that uphill battle , the climb or whatever song about struggles and shit? Ugh, makes me wanna kick a puppy. The hows and whys of that little hobag's popularity will forever escape me!
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Regardless, there's cooter in the sky - Loves Carrottop
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:44pm.
LOL - Niiiiiiiice visual.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Yeah her voice sounds like a 40 year old smoking prostitute being double penetrated.
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Stoney - i'm so sick of that damn song! My daughter likes her and she is even sick of it... they play it every 30 - 45 minutes... arrrrgh!
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
So I was in the tanning bed yesterday and a song came on and I didn't recognize the voice until I heard the slight gutteral hint of whore moan and I figured it out: Miley Cyrus.
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DiamondDawg, I see an owl too. He/she flew by my window. Just beautiful.
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zomg. I just clicked on the Bear photo/link - it's totally NOT about animal abuse. LOL!! (at least I hope its not real animals, just real animals with animation)
Craig obviously doesn't have to worry bout being up for work early in the mornings ..... or any time for that matter. Nice that he found something to fill his time.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:08pm.
ditto, sister...
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:46pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:44pm.
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Damn someone must have put cabbage in the microwave. Ew.
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HaHa. One day I walked into the mailroom at work and one of our volunteers was eating his lunch. I got my mail and said, "wow it stinks in here" - he said, "yeah, I don't know who the hell is cooking DOG FOOD"
Ok I posted an ad on Craigslist about golf dog.
LMAO @ jack! I would have said "I don't care if he's the fucking Pope himself, he needs to learn some consideration!"
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:49pm.
I work in the same building that the Hondurian Consul is in. They were protesting outside of our building (LAPD had to be called). My Supervisor is from Honduras (raised here) and he is for the military take over. Apparently (what he tells me) President Zelaya was trying to change the constitution in order to extend his term limits, and as some Hondurians believe he would rigg the elections for the next several terms in order to the run the country for as long as he wishes.
This is what he tells me, he's says many poor people of Honduras are for the President because they believe he is going to help them but many are against. I think it just sucks all around. According to my supervisor he's been in office for 3 years and has done nothing for anyone.
**** Edited to say this is all hear-say *** I may be completely wrong. when I saw the protesting I asked what was going on and only got his perspective of things.
I feel fine. Thank you, all. And it's staples, not stitches - mt bad. I'm extremely accident prone. They know me by first name at the emergency room. when i walk in they usually ask what i've done this time and say okay we've got your info on file, have a seat.
And uvy - not on video, unfortunately. But I'm sure I have all kinds of other stupid shit on tape. I think I have one of me getting crushed under a garage door... that shit fuckin HURT!
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:47pm.
DiamondDawg,
Do you ever see coyotes that look like a mix with a dog? They are strange looking.
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Very! They ate three of my cats. Landlord failed to tell me when we moved in that they run through the wash every night. I hope her little white doggies don't experience the same.
It also could have been owls that took two of them. I saw two hanging out on the telephone line one night around midnight in April. I had gone out to check the mail and my cat was following me. I didn't know she was behind me. This one owl was toggling his head looking at me - or so I thought. He was checking out the cat behind me. I yelped, picked up the cat and ran back to the house. The owl must have been two feet tall, easily. Hongray for bunnehs and kittehs and lil doggies.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:39pm.
change of subject:
WTF with Hondurian military??
Does anybody else care about it?
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I was wondering about this, Smurfy. At first it sounded like the U.S. govt' supported Zelaya's ousting, since he is a Chavez supporter. But I don't think the U.S. news outlets realized how brutal the military dictatorship was before him.
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I'm out y'all! I have to go back to work. Have a great day! Jack, nurse this one for all you can! Feel better!
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:59pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:52pm.
My last job I swore someone microwaved a Nike every day for lunch. Apparently they didn't believe in Odor Eaterzzz.
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Could have been worse.
They could have miked some Crocs or Vibram Five Fingers.
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That would have been a public service!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Haha, snowy, I was just reading that. MAH PUSSAY GOT RAZOR SHARP TEETH, Y'ALL!!
LOL
http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/29/spears-once-bitten-twice-twit-hacked/
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:54pm.
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Maybe after the stitches your wife won't make you do anymore garage sales? *crosses fingers*
And you can tell her, 'thanks now I'm going to hell for cussing out a reverend because of your stupid garage sale. Thanks for the ETERNAL DAMNATION! Real nice.'
That's what I would do.
*crosses fingers for skateboarding video starring jack-in-the-hat*
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:52pm.
My last job I swore someone microwaved a Nike every day for lunch. Apparently they didn't believe in Odor Eaterzzz.
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Could have been worse.
They could have miked some Crocs or Vibram Five Fingers.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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oh wow Jack so I guess any $ you made at the garage sale was kinda besides the point? LOL sorry! hope you are feeling a bit better today.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:54pm.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:44pm.
yea, it was an old man that i got into an argument with. told him to get the fuck off my property. (he was a total asshole) lady came up and said you shouldn't to the reverend like that - blah blah blah
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I'm crying!!! That IS priceless!!! A man of god should know better than to stamp all over flowers - god loves flowers. Good for you!!!! TEAM JACK!
Submitted by Snoogle on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:31pm.
RE: Grand Torino.. XCELLENT MOVIE! I cried so hard. I rarely buy movies on dvd, but this one I made a point to get when it came out.
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am i the only one that hated HATED hated this movie? i was so looking forward to it too. so predictable and the writing sucked king kong dick. worst movie ive seen in years.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:51pm.
Freebird - this pretty much sums up the GARAGE SALE!!!!
sunburn - zero dollars
case of beer (doesn't matter the cost would have been worth $1,000!)
complete irritation to last a lifetime - zero dollars
6 stitches to the back of the head $280.00
watching my 14yo laugh his ass off when i jumped on his skateboard, it slipped out from underneath me and land on my fucking head... priceless.
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IS THIS REAL LIFE????? Since I know you're ok, I'm LMFAO!!!!!
Jack - OH NO'S! You cracked your head open!?!?
OUCH!
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:44pm.
yea, it was an old man that i got into an argument with. told him to get the fuck off my property. (he was a total asshole) lady came up and said you shouldn't to the reverend like that - blah blah blah
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:49pm.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:46pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:44pm.
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Hey ROOOOOOO! :0)
I'm tryin a be good today and get some actual work done. If I get all this work done then I'll be able to skate and dlist for a bit. Damn someone must have put cabbage in the microwave. Ew.
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GROSS!
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I'm glad I ate already or I'd be hunting Cabbage Heads. STIIIIIINKS!
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:46pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:44pm.
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Hey ROOOOOOO! :0)
I'm tryin a be good today and get some actual work done. If I get all this work done then I'll be able to skate and dlist for a bit. Damn someone must have put cabbage in the microwave. Ew.
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That's okay. My last job I swore someone microwaved a Nike every day for lunch. Apparently they didn't believe in Odor Eaterzzz.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Freebird - this pretty much sums up the GARAGE SALE!!!!
sunburn - zero dollars
case of beer (doesn't matter the cost would have been worth $1,000!)
complete irritation to last a lifetime - zero dollars
6 stitches to the back of the head $280.00
watching my 14yo laugh his ass off when i jumped on his skateboard, it slipped out from underneath me and land on my fucking head... priceless.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090629/ap_on_go_pr_wh/us_us_honduras
this is the latest, I think
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:46pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:44pm.
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Hey ROOOOOOO! :0)
I'm tryin a be good today and get some actual work done. If I get all this work done then I'll be able to skate and dlist for a bit. Damn someone must have put cabbage in the microwave. Ew.
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GROSS!
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by JustJack on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:46pm.
Freebird,no garage sales for me. Maybe Jack in the Hat? Sorry to disapoint.
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Yeah, I realized my mistake after I posted that. You should really look into having a garage sale though. Just sayin...
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DiamondDawg,
Do you ever see coyotes that look like a mix with a dog? They are strange looking.
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