The News Of The World Made It All Up
This weekend, The News of the World came out with an ASTONISHING and SHOCKING (their words) interview with Debbie Rowe where she revealed that Michael Jackson was not the biological father of his kids and that she didn't want custody. Well, that interview will soon be available in the fiction section of a Barnes & Nobles, because it was made of lies. That's what Debbie's lawyer is screaming anyway. He told Radar Online, "The interview did not occur. The article is a complete fabrication." Or maybe The News of the World's check bounced?
So just forget you read that entire interview! Glamour yourself so that the pristine and innocent image you have of Debbie Rowe can remain intact. Bubbles probably called NOTW all the way from Florida and pretended to be her ass. He never liked her.
In related news, Michael Jackson's mother Katherine has just been given temporary guardianship of his three children. She filed papers in L.A. this morning saying she is their paternal memaw and that they are living with her right now. Katharine is also asking for guardianship over the kids' estates.
There will be a petition hearing on August 3rd. August 3rd will also be the date that Joe Jackson debuts his new pop supergroup THE JACKSON 3 featuring Blanket, Paris and Prince Michael. You know it's true.
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Ok, I can see News of the World making up a story.... But if it's not true, I want to know who the creative mind was that came up with the analogy made about her and the horse, cause that shit was CLASSIC.
Dude... MASSIVE FACEPALM.
Keep those poor kids THE FUCK AWAY from Joe Jackson :(
Oh of course News of The World fabricated an interview with Debbie Rowe about the paternity of
Prince Michael, Paris Michael and Prince Michael II(aka Blanket). We can all see with our own eyes that these children are clearly half African-American.....*cough*
Submitted by Lory on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 7:22pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:01pm.
Deb,chest compressions and mouth to mouth are considered CPR.
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What? No ass to mouth on that list? Brb, I gotta make a couple of phone calls! :x
Hahaha. Ass to mouth might have worked!
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I geuss the secret is out then that the REAL father (sperm donor) is Stephen Stills. He gets off on inpregnating lesbian couples.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
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If you believe Jacko is the bio dad of those kids then you must believe in Lamarckian evolution:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamarckism
Submitted by nono on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 7:26pm.
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ZOMG! Your name!!! LMAO!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Lory on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 7:22pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:01pm.
Deb,chest compressions and mouth to mouth are considered CPR.
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What? No ass to mouth on that list? Brb, I gotta make a couple of phone calls! :x
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Haha! Just imagine how many people would die if we needed to do ass-to-mouth to resuscitate. I sure as hell wouldn't...
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:01pm.
Deb,chest compressions and mouth to mouth are considered CPR.
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What? No ass to mouth on that list? Brb, I gotta make a couple of phone calls! :x
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Jeebus, his nose is so thin there it makes me wonder how he could even breathe. Or how a doctor could even do that to someone. Or how Michael could even think that looked good.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
speaking of The National Enquirer getting it right, did anyone ever hear anything else about that Morgan Freeman story?
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Submitted by Snoogle on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:16pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:09pm.
Good Samaritan Can Be Sued. Bad Judgment?
Dateline: California, Dec. 21, 2008.
The rest of the story is here:
http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/263798
(I'm pretty certain the chances of me being in such a situation are about 1 in a million.)
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Don't ever think you will never find yourself in that situation. I thought that too, even while taking my certification in CPR, but then it happened. I had to use what I knew. Given the fact that I could face suit, I would still do it. I couldn't live with myself if I did nothing.
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Please don't tell me what to think.
I'm not interested in being a hero. There are PLENTY of people who are ready and willing to do that.
Submitted by KidL on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:38pm.
Submitted by CuddlyCarla on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:28pm.
What kind of rocket scientist are you? News of the World is the same magazine that talks about presidents meeting with aliens.
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Forgot to add, but I had a journalism professor who used to be the chief political correspondant for The New York Times. According to him, THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER does get it right a lot of the time. They are looked down upon because they pay their sources, but more often than not, they do get it right.
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And I heard this from a journalism professor: Most of the staff writers at the tabloids are VERY WELL educated.
Submitted by CuddlyCarla on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:28pm.
What kind of rocket scientist are you? News of the World is the same magazine that talks about presidents meeting with aliens.
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Forgot to add, but I had a journalism professor who used to be the chief political correspondant for The New York Times. According to him, THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER does get it right a lot of the time. They are looked down upon because they pay their sources, but more often than not, they do get it right.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:02pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:01pm.
They changed it, Momus. You don't need to do the mouth-to-mouth anymore. Just chest pumps.
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That's bull. If there's no oxygen going in then chest pumps are superfluous because without any oxygen going into the brain, the person's going to become brain dead even if their heart is beating.
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The problem is you are most of the time breathing your wasted air into their lungs. When you take a death breath in and blow into their lungs you are blowing carbon dioxide, not fresh oxygen. So you are actually de-oxygenating the person. That is one of the theories I have heard from a nurse. (I always used to wonder it myself). The chest pumps allow some time to actually take whatever oxygen is in the bloodstream and let it circulate to the brain. I have heard stories of people opening their eyes during the pump and losing consciousness during the rescue breathing because they are not being pumped anymore. Freaky huh?
Submitted by CuddlyCarla on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:28pm.
What kind of rocket scientist are you? News of the World is the same magazine that talks about presidents meeting with aliens.
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No, that would be WEEKLY WORLD NEWS which is/was based in Flordia. NOTW is a UK-based tabloid. FWIW, it has been right a lot of the time. It broke the news that David Beckham cheated on his wife with his then-P.A., Rebecca Loos.
What I want to know is this....Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, they're all out there - for what?
Maybe we should hold a press conference and talk about Billy Mays or Farah , both RIP.
If someone could fill me in I would appreciate it very much.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:09pm.
Good Samaritan Can Be Sued. Bad Judgment?
Dateline: California, Dec. 21, 2008.
The rest of the story is here:
http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/263798
(I'm pretty certain the chances of me being in such a situation are about 1 in a million.)
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Don't ever think you will never find yourself in that situation. I thought that too, even while taking my certification in CPR, but then it happened. I had to use what I knew. Given the fact that I could face suit, I would still do it. I couldn't live with myself if I did nothing.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
Michael Jackson looks terrified in that picture!
Submitted by Snoogle on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:39pm.
Most states have some form of Good Samaritan Laws on the book for that sort of scenario.
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Good Samaritan Can Be Sued. Bad Judgment?
Dateline: California, Dec. 21, 2008.
Someone is stuck in a car at risk for explosion or plunged into a river where the occupant is in danger. If you decide to play a Good Samaritan and rescue someone, you could be sued for doing it according to the decision of the California Supreme Court.
People are outraged about the fact that the Court decided that those who provide non-medical assistance can be sued if injuries result. But do we know all the facts and is the rush-to-judgment public reaction justified?
This recent case, presently debated in the press and by the public, develops from a decision made by the court about the rights of an accident victim to sue for injuries received when someone removed her from a vehicle that had been badly damaged after an automobile accident involving an automobile carrying a group of people going home from work. The Court declared that a Good Samaritan who pulled a co-worker out of the damaged car can be sued for her actions because the care she provided wasn’t medical. Northridge resident Lisa Torti maintains that her injuries were worsened by the actions of Alexandria Van Horn who allegedly yanked her "like a rag doll" from the car that had crashed on Topanga Canyon Boulevard.
This Good Samaritan issue has caused serious outcry from people around the country, which appears to be reasonable; but there may be elements of the case that people don’t know. However, given what has happened with other sensational cases, perhaps it might be reasonable to reserve judgment about it until all the facts are known. It’s easy to become emotional over something where only the rough outlines of the case are been presented, so responsible experts suggest that everyone wait until case conclusions, before deciding whether the Court made the right decision or not. One famous case gives an example of how a rush-to-judgment response can be wrong.
The rest of the story is here:
http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/263798
(I'm pretty certain the chances of me being in such a situation are about 1 in a million.)
Team KFed mentioned that you can do the chest compressions to the tune of "Another One Bites the Dust." What also works is the tempo of "Stayin' Alive" by the BeeGees. I just test-sang it, and yes, they do have the same beat.
Personally, I'm an optomist; I'll do it to "Stayin' Alive"!!
Now I'll have that song going through my head all day.
Wait . . . how do we know that Papa 'je joe will outlive Mama 'je Katherine?
Oh yeah, his deal with Satan - I forgot :(
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MizRo! Doesn't the judge know what an evil monster Joe Jackson is? How could he leave the kids there? I hope Mark Lester swoops in and takes them.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:17pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:12pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:11pm.
I actually don't like the idea of knowing CPR. I would NOT want to be the first person to volunteer. Too much liability. The only difference would be is if it were a family member or someone in my house.
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Someone's life is on the line and you're worried about liability versus making it possible to see their kids again?
Come on now DD.
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Look at how they're attacking the DOCTOR.
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Most states have some form of Good Samaritan Laws on the book for that sort of scenario.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
Aha hahahahahaha!
I hope none of you whores believed that shit!
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EvilShoe's song of the day:
Where do you go - No Mercy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt-KMPvgKPo
i don't think Janet would allow something bad to happen to the kids. she seems like a good person.
but why did they give custody to a woman so old? maybe one of the brothers should have asked for custody (Janet??)..even if it's temporary...is it possible?
Submitted by CuddlyCarla on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:28pm.
Um, its possible Bill Clinton met with an alien and that Hillary is in love with Bat Boy.
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What kind of rocket scientist are you? News of the World is the same magazine that talks about presidents meeting with aliens. Of all the news sources Debbie Rowe could give an interview to (and they all want her right now), why would she go to a fake tabloid? Just to set the record straight for the public that appears to have forgotten this, National Enquirer, Star, News of the World, The Daily Mail, The Sun, etc, ARE ALL FAKE. Everyone knew this a few years ago and used to read them for laughs. Apparently society doesn't care about credibility anymore and no one takes responsibility for the garbage they read or filtering information they receive, especially with the advent of blogs that quote these magazines as fact. SO rediculous. Debbie did a few interviews like 10 years ago and nothing she had to say looked anything like that 'interview'. RIP, MJ. In death, I hope you finally get the peace you deserve.
Katherine Jackson is 79 years old for goodness sakes. One of Michael's brothers couldn't take those kids to keep Papa Joe away from them?
drama: Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, they're all out there - for what?
Joe makes my stomach turn.
Out for a bit - see you all later, lovies!!
Joe Jackson debuts his new pop supergroup THE JACKSON 3 featuring Blanket, Paris and Prince Michael
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so wrong, yet so true! ahahaha
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"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
They are ALL mental, the whole lot of them.
The end.
Ro: No, thank the Lord. I can't stomach that man. How anyone is taking him seriously or giving him 1 ounce of attention is completely beyond me.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
If anyone ever gets confused when it comes to doing CPR & it's life or death, sing "another one bites the dust" in your head. The tempo of that song is the same tempo for CPR.
Google it. I walk in truth.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:12pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:11pm.
I actually don't like the idea of knowing CPR. I would NOT want to be the first person to volunteer. Too much liability. The only difference would be is if it were a family member or someone in my house.
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Someone's life is on the line and you're worried about liability versus making it possible to see their kids again?
Come on now DD.
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Look at how they're attacking the DOCTOR.
Here is an interesting article about the change in protocol for CPR, eliminating mouth-to-mouth, (saying that blood from chest compressions can oxygenate the brain better than stopping compressions to do mouth-to-mouth).
http://firstaid.about.com/od/cprbasics/i/07_nobreathcpr.htm
Here are a couple of excerpts:
"Opiate overdoses cause respiratory arrest - victims completely stop breathing while their hearts continue to pump blood. In my experience as a paramedic, I've seen many opiate overdose victims (usually victims of heroin overdose) respond well to the drug that reverses opiate intoxication and wake up without any brain damage - despite not breathing for several minutes."
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Not all cardiac arrests are from a diseased heart. Sometimes, drowning or drug overdoses cause respiratory arrest that leads to cardiac arrest. In those cases, rescue breathing is an important part of resuscitation efforts."
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I concur dramaqueen...
Did you see his interview? Wanted to strangle him!
@DiamondDawg
What I found at American Heart was that CPR is used when there is no breathing and no pulse and ECC (Emergency Cardiovascular Care) when there is breathing but no pulse.
So, in essence, we're both right.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:07pm.
Submitted by Rican35 on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:05pm.
Joe Jackson is the actual Devil, right?
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No.
Absolutely not.
The Devil is suave, debonair, articulate, and utterly charming.
All traits that JJ definitely does not have.
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You're right. Devil's Minions. There are three here but I bet they got more back at their Bandit Camp.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:11pm.
I actually don't like the idea of knowing CPR. I would NOT want to be the first person to volunteer. Too much liability. The only difference would be is if it were a family member or someone in my house.
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Someone's life is on the line and you're worried about liability versus making it possible to see their kids again?
Come on now DD.
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I'll go you one better, Ro. This man should not be allowed to walk freely in society.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:05pm.
LEARN CPR!
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I actually don't like the idea of knowing CPR. I would NOT want to be the first person to volunteer. Too much liability. The only difference would be is if it were a family member or someone in my house.