Karl And The Three Toes
Oh, how I wish this was a promo shot for Crypt Karl's new pop group. Unfortunately, it's not. Karl somehow found himself in between a trio of sloppy camel toes at the premiere of Totally Spies in Paris last night.
If Karl's organs still worked, he probably would have busted an artery over having to pose with these three BBCT (big beautiful camel toes). Now, it's not the giant toes that bother Karl, it's the fact that they are so sloppy and fat! After these pictures were taken, Karl probably yelled at the puss bulges and told them to "lose ze weight." The poor fatty toes probably ran to the nearest toilet to barf, because Karl gave them such a complex. They won't eat sausage for weeks! Leave it to Karl to make a vagina bulimic and anorexic. Pussyrexic!
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gobble gobble.
hey, imaginary dollars for whoever can tell me what he's texting.
How long until we see Miss Gaga walking around in a very similar ensemble?
Or Bruno?
I hated Totally Spies. It was like the bastardization of the PowerPuff Girls. That's when the quality of cartoons started to spiral downward.
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
Anyone else see the irony in the fact that Karl, head of a famous fashion line, has dressed exactly the same for years? And kinda looks like shit?
Oh, I've also got to wonder, if you all hate Karl Lagerfeld so much, why are you looking to see what kind of cock he does or doesn't have anyway? Why would it matter if you don't want it?
I know this post makes it almost relevant, because of the ladies' cameltoes, but this isn't the only site where I've seen references to it.
It really strikes me as bizarre if people say he's just SOOOO old and nasty and all, yet they stare at his crotch. Hmmm.
And, for people all freaked about his hair, I think it may be powdered. Back in the 18th to early 19th century, we did such things.
Wow. The one in the green looks exactly like a cross between me and this one cousin of mine- which I'm not suggesting would happen, it's just another level of weirdness.
Now, mind you, I don't think Karl Lagerfeld is weird- at least no weirder than I, who am completely normal in every way, of course. It is the happening that is weird, not him.
And yes, this is for a movie. It's animated, and Karl did the voice for one of the characters.
The poor fatty toes probably ran to the nearest toilet to barf, because Karl gave them such a complex. They won't eat sausage for weeks!
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I can't get past the image of those camel toes eating sausages. Thanks, MK.
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I used to watch that show, i don't see the connection though... 1 old anti fat Karl + 3 fat vajay jayed cartoon characters = Photo op?
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eeeeeeeek. no comments on the suits. does Karl put white angel hair pasta on his head? cause I just wanna pour some Prego sauce on it.
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Oh, I simply. Can. Not.
These bitches owe me $25 each for a copay. That's how much my doctor charges for a va jay jay exam. I refuse to look at that for free.
Is Karl alive, or are they remaking Weekend at Bernies, too?
The only person with a sloppy camel toe there is Karl Lagerfeld himself. Put those socks out of your silk panties Karl, your bulge looks so fake in company of your old, sloppy legs. BARF...
How can a fashion designer dress himself so unfortunate? Who want to see those soft, untrained thighs of an old man in a tight pants? That's pathetic and hilarious.
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Amazing.
Although I do not hate/love le Karl, seeing this makes me wonder if he's next.... dum-dum-dum-dum...
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I loved Totally Spies. And wtf @ the white girl playing Alex. She was black in the series.
those outfits are horrendous...anyone would look like a cow in those...no way unless you have no bagina could you not have camel toe in those...btw Karl looks like he's been dead going on 20 years now...
Someone obviously didn't tell them about the cuchini.
Pussyrexic hahahahahahahahahahahahhahah! Maaan. ;D
He's a prick of epic proportions. Dandified, narcissistic prick.
Loathe him and what he's done to Chanel.
He is a turd.
Karl has got a little cameltoe-isque action going on for his old zombie self. What an irrelevant old hag.
Karl is so totally wearing Depends here. that is not dick bulge, it is bulky diaper bulge.
and Dlisted is taking forever to load and post today...glad to see I am not the only one having difficulties...I thought my internet connection was acting up until i went to other websites and it was fine...not on Dlisted though still acting up.
"Dame tu leche" - Slutty Cuban Girl
What an asshat.
Only in the world of the disgustingly rich could something this ridiculous be entertaining. In the world of the common folk, we only do this shit at Halloween.
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That is intentional cameltoe.
Did they get these models from the Tulsa, OK Barbizon modeling school?
P.S. the one is red looks like a tranny with a bad tuck job...
Bradi: Ugh! me too. I think I'll skip the site while MK fixes these little technical problems.
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The site is all sorts of fucked up today. It's pissing me off.
rotten_egg, it keeps logging me out too.
Karl Fagerfeld can suck it...
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Is anyone else having lagging problems with Dlisted? or is it just me?. I'm getting an error page whenever I submit my post and Dlisted is taking ages to load.
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Is Uncle Karl is wearin diapers? No way his package is that big.
LMAO @ little Provy
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That ad is so sad. I fg HATE animal abusers.
Double post...
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this reminds me of when i was 6 yrs old and walked in on my cousin in the bathroom and saw her vagina and thought 'hmmm, girls have two butts'
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Just yesterday, my 5-year old daughter accidentally walked in on a little boy when he was getting ready to take a bath. My daughter said "Momma, I saw his bagina and there was something hanging out of it!"
Yep, we had a little talk...
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
If they are supposed to be new power rangers, the outfits are all wrong
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:25pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:21pm.
Is the site slow for anyone else?
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It's this fucking ad! I think it's a slow loading video but I never stay on any page long enough to find out.
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ahhh. it's totally crapping out on me over and over. i now notice that the post count has slowed down...
Dayum! this site is slow today and those lady's tuck game is weak.
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and why was he there?
and why is Totally Spies the main attraction, did they make a crappy movie or something that I didn't know about?
and yes this page has been VERY slow.
and why was he there?
and why is Totally Spies the main attraction, did they make a crappy movie or something that I didn't know about?
and yes this page has been VERY slow.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:08pm.
Cardboard cut-out or "Weekend at Karl's"?
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LMAO @ Weekend at Karl's. I can see those bitches taking their camel show on the road, proping up Karl at the beach, at a horse show, and Heidi Klum's House...
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:21pm.
Is the site slow for anyone else?
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It's this fucking ad! I think it's a slow loading video but I never stay on any page long enough to find out.
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What is the deal with Karl Lagerfeld and his stupid leather driving gloves (and his poofy fan)? Can this dude, with his limp wristed affectations, be any more of a fashion victim? Gayer than gay...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Is the site slow for anyone else?
camel toes? these look like badly tucked penises to me...the yellow one on the right looks too much like a Thai lady boi.
"Vamos a singar" - Toothless Dominican Prostitute
Subliminal message to Karl "Read the lips between our legs"
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
Besides the ability to make huge penises disappear, what other super powers do they possess?
Karl could be dead for all we know. It seems that he looks exactly the same in every photo. Cardboard cut-out or "Weekend at Karl's"?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:05pm.
this reminds me of when i was 6 yrs old and walked in on my cousin in the bathroom and saw her vagina and thought 'hmmm, girls have two butts'
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LMAO!
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What kind of cotton candy is he wearing on his head? Also, for some icky odd reason his mangina needs to lose some weight too.