Brown-Haired Brit Brit
Our Lady of Cheetos (wearing her signature color) went to Bed, Bath & Beyond yesterday with a doody mop on top of her head. At least, I think that's a wig. Either way it still looks like the mangy mane of an elderly horsey who's allergic to shampoo....and hairbrushes.
I hope I'm still alive to see Brit Brit in 30 years. You know she's going to be wearing outfits just like this! Bitch's jerky sacks will be hanging out and her sun-spotted pork rind titties will be sweeping the floor, but she won't care! You will find her kicking a gumball machine outside of a Piggy Wiggly, because it stole her last quarter (inflation). I can't wait.
And I must point out the elegant scrunchie on her wrist. It's elegant and sophisticated, because it's velvet. A FUCKING VELVET SCRUNCHIE!? That shit makes me feel like I'm in the middle of a Judy's listening to a Lisa Lisa song. If Brit Brit pulls out a banana clip next, I will worship her as the new Queen of High-Fashion.
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Who the hell walks around with a credit card in their hand? Get a damn wallet, dumbass!
I swear I can smell her through my monitor. And that is definitely not a good thing.
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Go forth. Be conquered. Go forth and die. - Dethklok
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Aw. I have a soft spot for Britney. She's from Loosiana. She's also a Sagittarius. Speaking only for myself = we are the fools of the universe!
angel: is that her man? I just thought it was a handler.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by Laurel on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 11:07am.
And how could any of you possibly think wishing someone dead is okay, or funny?
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If you wished me dead, I would laugh.
See? No big deal.
I really like brown hair on her, it makes her look less like herself.
Oh Hai Everybody!
I see the funny day crew is ON!
Roo - she needs to be put in a body bag already. Hate this bitch.
*i like brown hair on her*
*running to hide from rotten cheetos getting thrown my direction*
I don't know about the rest of you big butt moms, but my kids call me ISMU: Lord of My World. I had no idea that it and my habit of wearing zebra-print Zubaz pants to the dollar store would be so abnormal.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
MK,
I think the question is whether Brit will be around or alive in 30years...the way she is going I doubt it. Same for Lohan (who looks like could go first).
"Make someone happy. Learn to suck dick." - Me
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 11:16am.
Can't this cunt ever wear a fucking bra?
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What do YOU think? And wouldn't a better question be "Why doesn't she wear a bag over her head?"?
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Thanks i-Heart!!!
On Topic: I bet she had sum Ohrange drank!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
A song for Brit Brit with a little help from Stevie Wonder:
Girl, do I do, what you do, when I do my love to you...baby
Sss..Mmm
Yes I got some Cheeto kisses for your lips
Yes I got some Flaming Hot Cheeto dripping kisses full of love for you
Yes I got some Cheeto kisses for your lips
Yes I got some Flaming Hot Baked Cheeto dripping kisses full of love for you...
I also found the perfect product for Brit to be the spokesperson for!!
http://www.lemondrop.com/2009/06/22/would-you-wear-cheetos-lip-balm/
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Never Can Say Goodbye
Bradi! Good to see you back on your OG tag girl!:)
*crappy spelling edit
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Can't this cunt ever wear a fucking bra?
What a stupid trailer trash dumbass. She looks nasty in these pics; thick tree trunk legs, idiotic expression, floppy titty bags, stupid wig & moronic "look at me; I'm important!" sunglasses. All's I can say is, she must give awesome blowjobs, because that's the only reason I can think of that would get any dude with self respect anywhere close to her...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Doesn't look like a wig. She looks hot!
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Yes! she's awesome, I mean, at her age, she's still attractive to many people! you don't know how h ot models and sex y folks on Tallmingle.CO M go cr azy about her act!! she's like kinda role model to many people there!! :-)
That outfit totally doesn't work without the Brown Broke Boots.
She's such a skank.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
It looks like that guy is just not that into her. That's kinda sad.
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It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Hey Laurel who is #1 on your list for mother of the year. And Britney does NOT look better than Beyonce. Beyonce has tacky fashion sense but she is still >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> than SHITney.
Score one for the Britloons. Britney looks good. Of course, most of her face is covered and the picture's blurry but I can, actually, see here why you migh look at her at all.
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It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Honest to God. Who does their nails like that? That is beyond trashy.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Please.
"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09
She looks even more trailer trash than usual--and that's saying a lot. I really hate this ugly untalented stupid gross bitch. She's really disgusting.
Gwad I told yall this shit last night...she's ready to derail kids!!! CHOOO CHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Britney looks so much better than Beyonce and Brigitte Bard - I mean Lindsay Lohan - in these pics, it's not even funny.
I would LOVE to see what you proud MomJean wearing full-time DListers wear on your trips to the discount store.
And how could any of you possibly think wishing someone dead is okay, or funny?
I've never been a fan of hers, but I have to question the motivations of anyone who would bother to wish her dead, or to write a song about her. Something is very wrong with all of that.
And Farrah Fawcett is SECOND on my list of nominees for Mother Of The Year. A certain mother who spends all day and into the night on DListed is first. I mean, does your kid call you by your screen name too, or what?
"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09
Submitted by No Words on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 10:33am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 10:29am.
Now Words, I would much rather Paris die than Britney. Britney is stupid, but Paris is evil- ya know?
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Gawd, it's true!
Paris will never die...she will just roam the earth looking for souls to steal.
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so true...that nasty, diseased slut will outlive everyone!
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'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
We all know she LOVES attention, so it doesn't surprise me to see her courting the paps again AND wearing a "wedding" ring on her finger for the world and media to speculate about. That dude must love money too, because I don't think anyone would actually see in her a decent and worthy partner. That's why the only men she's able to attract are lazy gold-diggers and opportunistic paps.
I just hope I don't have to listen (even if casually) to one more song where she complains about those mean and annoying paparazzi always bothering her. Meh. Hypocrite dirty hillbilly.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 10:28am.
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Not without bleach, no.
Dirty bitch and not in a good way.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Submitted by kanderso on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 10:30am.
Uh-oh. The brown wig usually signifies that the crazy is in full force. Is she off her meds again?
Jamie, get on this, STAT!
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Jamie's busy rolling in all her dough. He'll get back on the ball when it time for the next leg of her tour.
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"Ick. Nast."
That's totally a wig. If she starts fukken with her hair again, it's down the crazy road she goes.
She better leave a trail of cheetos this time so her dad can find her.
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This is a photo from the set of The New Mickey Mouse Club, circa 1991.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 10:29am.
Now Words, I would much rather Paris die than Britney. Britney is stupid, but Paris is evil- ya know?
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Gawd, it's true!
Paris will never die...she will just roam the earth looking for souls to steal.
Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 10:28am.
was Britney ever a blond?
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you mean a natural blond? yeah, as a child.
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'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Does no one else see the resemblence to Madonna in the main photo??
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Uh-oh. The brown wig usually signifies that the crazy is in full force. Is she off her meds again?
Jamie, get on this, STAT!
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Ahahaaahaha! The bear kicks ASS! hahaa What a cute surprise!
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Now Words, I would much rather Paris die than Britney. Britney is stupid, but Paris is evil- ya know?
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Ain't no other man, can stand up next to you
Ain't no other man on the planet does what you do
You're the kinda guy, a girl finds in a blue moon.
You got soul, you got class, you got style, you're badass
was Britney ever a blond?
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Ut oh, the crazy coming back? That's some synthetic mop she's got laying on her head.
Ut oh, the crazy coming back? That's some synthetic mop she's got laying on her head.
I don't even want to know the cause of that reddish stain on the side of her coochie cutters.
Damn. I thought it'd be a while before I see this thing again. Itchin for attention much??
Her body does look better,but she's always had a busted face IMO.
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~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Please tell me this is the crazy coming back.
I think she looks better here -- scrunchie & all -- than she has in quite a while.
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"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
She looks like a retarded majorette in the main picture.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
HOt and dEmure! wow, stunning!
I think she looks better as a brunette.
*blinks*
Erm, I just said something nice about Shitney.
*winces*
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