Brown-Haired Brit Brit
Our Lady of Cheetos (wearing her signature color) went to Bed, Bath & Beyond yesterday with a doody mop on top of her head. At least, I think that's a wig. Either way it still looks like the mangy mane of an elderly horsey who's allergic to shampoo....and hairbrushes.
I hope I'm still alive to see Brit Brit in 30 years. You know she's going to be wearing outfits just like this! Bitch's jerky sacks will be hanging out and her sun-spotted pork rind titties will be sweeping the floor, but she won't care! You will find her kicking a gumball machine outside of a Piggy Wiggly, because it stole her last quarter (inflation). I can't wait.
And I must point out the elegant scrunchie on her wrist. It's elegant and sophisticated, because it's velvet. A FUCKING VELVET SCRUNCHIE!? That shit makes me feel like I'm in the middle of a Judy's listening to a Lisa Lisa song. If Brit Brit pulls out a banana clip next, I will worship her as the new Queen of High-Fashion.
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Amazing...I seemed to see she had a personal account on the rich and success dating site www.sugarscupid. com with profile and blog when looking for dates and fun with hot girls there recently. The blog was updated very often. Lots of guys joined in her friend circle.
i think she looks good here
walking like a we-todd
but still
Cheeto Orange DOES so become her and her DarKSiDED!!1!!!1 hair.
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Why is she out playing "look at me " with the paps again ?? Is daddy Spearest taking a much needed vacation ???
I really miss hair scrunchies! haha work it britney! anyone know where i can get one :S
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totally agree Irene, that's the first thing that popped into my head when i saw this photo. Heads up Daddy Spears! Also I love her perfumes.
This worries me, she was always at her most insane when she had brown hair.
In the main pic she looks just like any other girl you'd see at the mall.
And the brown hair with the orange top really suits her colouring.
I think we're all expecting too much from her appearance wise. Mind you, I'm not looking too closely. Don't wanna.
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Submitted by Laurel on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 11:07am.
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And Farrah Fawcett is SECOND on my list of nominees for Mother Of The Year. A certain mother who spends all day and into the night on DListed is first. I mean, does your kid call you by your screen name too, or what?
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HAHAHHAHAH good one!
The ones I worry about are those who post all day while at work. Grounds for immediate dismissal folks.
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Submitted by Romai on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:27pm.
Submitted by mharker on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:16pm.
I do own the Gwen Stefani perfume and I'm not embarrassed at that :)
Submitted by mharker on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:16pm.
I'm almost embarrassed to admit this, but I got bored in a store once and tried on a couple of her perfumes and they actually smell really good.
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To each their own :) I can't stand any of them. Besides, don't feel too embarrassed. How much input do you REALLY think she had?
I still can't get over that pose in the main picture. "Out'the way y'all. I gots me some big time shoppin' ta do!"
Submitted by Romai on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:33pm.
DD, I really wouldn't be surprised. The shit perfumes she puts out are a testament to her lack of an idea of what smells good.
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I'm almost embarrassed to admit this, but I got bored in a store once and tried on a couple of her perfumes and they actually smell really good.
OOOOo baBY ithinkiloveya Fromheadto toe-OH. . . OOOOo baBY ithinkiloveya Fromheadto toe-OH. . . ithinkiloveya From HEEEEAD to TOOOEEEEE...
DD, I really wouldn't be surprised. The shit perfumes she puts out are a testament to her lack of an idea of what smells good. Still, I personally think that her handlers or at least Daddy Spears should have an obligation to the general public to make sure she doesn't smell too bad.
I don't think it's that she looks dirty with brown hair, she just looks fucking dirty all the time. I think brown (in an appropriate shade) would do wonders for her. It's easier to tell when blond hair is dirty or uncombed; brown distracts a little since it all sort of fades together. That orange shirt doesn't do a damn thing for her either.
She's famous and worth millions. I have no idea why she insists on going around looking like any sixteen year old you can find buying up the mall with daddy's credit card. Except they usually look considerably more clean than this hobag.
You know she's only sad in that last thumb because she's drinking water and not some 5000 calorie frap. Or maybe they were out of Cheetos.
A few years back there was a parody video of Brit. It was called Britney 2030 I think. She was in a book store (a fat older woman) signing her latest book "Oops I'm still around" and in walks a fat older Justin (it was when they were still a pair) in farmer overalls. I search all over and can't find it now. Damn it was funny.
Diamond Dog- that is funny. No one would wish you dead if they did people would cut 'em! But your non chalance is endearing as fuck.
Uh oh.. the bf is starting to get 'Adnan face' i.e. smug and strutting, haha. Oy. Countdown to wearing Ed Hardy is 5..4...3...
I liked her better when she was bald.
Who knew that after Jacko's passing, a Brit thread would be refreshing...
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I'd totally hit Brit. Until she was sore.
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 1:11pm.
What's wrong with this site? Server problems? Had to sign in a few times too....
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It has cooties.
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What's wrong with this site? Server problems? Had to sign in a few times too....
Anyway....Brit looks dirty with brown hair. The shirt is so 90's discount table. Mehhh.....more style, please! :D
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Brit looks better when she's with Trawick: I'm pretty sure he tells her to put a bra on.
I see nails like that all the time: they are so artificial that I always laugh.
Wow. I can barely get dlisted to load!
Her nails are ugly. Too much white.
What is she doing in that pic? Playing a game of Prancing Horsey?
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Her nails are ugly. Too much white.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:05pm.
Who still wears scrunchies like that?
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Um, I do. *looks around suspiciously* Is that wrong?
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 11:09am.
Honest to God. Who does their nails like that? That is beyond trashy.
She bites her nails down so far that they have to be glued on much lower than normal.
I welcome the brown hair. She usually goes batshit as a brunette.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Who still wears scrunchies like that?
I HATE how big the white tips on her nails are.
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What the fuck walking around with a credit card in her hand?! I mean...really...the velvet scrunchie reminds me of the early 90s. I had one for each wrist let me tell you!
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 11:25am.
Roo - she needs to be put in a body bag already. Hate this bitch.
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Who hates who more? Me hating BloHan or you hating Shitney?
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
This fucktard doesn't understand the concept of a wallet or a purse.
P.S. her nails look ghetto as fuck, and not in the good way...
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What the hell is up with white flip flops? They always look flithy! NOTE: STOP THE DIRTYFOOTPRINT MADNESS!
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 11:41am.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 11:39am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 11:38am.
*waves at angel - woman, do you sleep?*
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Waddaymean? Not only do I sleep - I also work! I've done both since I've seen you last, luv:)
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Well, um, it seems like you're here more than I am. And I only get 6 hours sleep a night.
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Yeah - I got 6 last night too:) Went out for a job this morning - this is my lunch break, kindasorta, and then I'm working by computer. I multi-task and read fast and write fast and never say "hi" or "bye" so yeah...I can see why it would seem that way.
ONT: Wow, she's looked really sad about MJ these last couple days (NOT!). It's weird - cuz this is the happiest I've seen her. Is she just happy not to be living in his shadow anymore?;p
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i just wrote a comment but it didn't go through. wtf
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 11:39am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 11:38am.
*waves at angel - woman, do you sleep?*
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Waddaymean? Not only do I sleep - I also work! I've done both since I've seen you last, luv:)
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Well, um, it seems like you're here more than I am. And I only get 6 hours sleep a night.
ON-TOPIC: I like the brunette on Britney. (oh my, that doesn't sound right!)
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 11:35am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 11:33am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 11:29am.
angel: is that her man? I just thought it was a handler.
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Handler, man - what's the difference in Bizarro World?
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Zackly. I thought it was her handler but she's walking right on top of him in that thumb. Maybe he's her handler AND she's got a crush on him.
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I think they've already hit a home run. Speaking of which, did you guys see that baseball DISASTER where the batter got to home base ON A BUNT?!?!? I laughed mah azz off.
*waves at angel - woman, do you sleep?*
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 11:38am.
*waves at angel - woman, do you sleep?*
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Waddaymean? Not only do I sleep - I also work! I've done both since I've seen you last, luv:)
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 11:33am.
Aren't those the same shorts from the other day and flip flops?
I bet those flip flops smell to high heaven.
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Everybody says stuff about how she smells...
She could have one of these dysfunctions:
Anosmia is the complete loss of the sense of smell. Congential anosmia is rare, but can run in families. Traumatic anosmia can occur due to an injury, and viral anosmia can occur due to an infection.
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Hyposmia is the partial loss of the sense of smell.
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Parosmia is a distortion of the sense of smell. People with this dysfunction smell one smell and confuse it with another.
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Phantosmia is when smells are imagined.
Presbyosmia is the decrease in the sense of smell due to aging.
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She probably thinks she smells AWESOME!
(I have a lil ocd thing about smells.)
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 11:33am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 11:29am.
angel: is that her man? I just thought it was a handler.
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Handler, man - what's the difference in Bizarro World?
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Zackly. I thought it was her handler but she's walking right on top of him in that thumb. Maybe he's her handler AND she's got a crush on him.
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What a stupid trailer trash dumbass. She looks nasty in these pics; thick tree trunk legs, idiotic expression, floppy titty bags, stupid wig & moronic "look at me; I'm important!" sunglasses. All's I can say is, she must give awesome blowjobs, because that's the only reason I can think of that would get any dude with self respect anywhere close to her...
That and to use her for monetary purposes. Your post makes my heart sing <3
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 11:31am.
Who the hell walks around with a credit card in their hand? Get a damn wallet, dumbass!
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*cough*
(i do. hate the purse sometimes).
Aren't those the same shorts from the other day and flip flops?
I bet those flip flops smell to high heaven.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 11:29am.
angel: is that her man? I just thought it was a handler.
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Handler, man - what's the difference in Bizarro World?