Monday, June 29th 2009

Two Hot Pieces In One Day

On Saturday, Zachary Quinto was out in Malibu with two different dudes at two different times. SLUT! Earlier in the day, Zachary got pizza with some trick. You know what that means? They are totally stuffing each other's crusts. Two grown-men don't get pizza together unless they are spreading dick butter on each other's nalgas.

A couple of hours later, Zachary and another dude hung out with their shirts off on the beach. Obviously, later in the day, Zachary exfoliated his friend's face by rubbing his sandy balls over it. I mean, two grown-men also can't sit together on a beach unless....you know the rest.

And on a totally serious note, I hope Zachary sprayed a little Sun-In on his chest pubes while he was sunbathing. Since it's Summer, I feel like his titty bush could use some blonde highlights or something.

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WallyRaffle's picture

I love ZQ, except I found him snooty in the trek interviews. I wish stori telling was renewed forever.
But then, I love Spencer too. Although I will love him more when he annuls the speidi marriage and, out of his neverending love for ZQ, manages to single-handedly (cos the other ones busy) make gay marriage legal in the WHOLE of the USA, then he will whisk ZQ off to vegas in a yellow stretch hummer to be married by a skinny elvis.
cos thats how he rolls.

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I don't find this man appealing at all.

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I love Dlisted and find most of the people here to be really funny – I actually visit every single day to keep up with the gossip and laugh our loud with your dead-on commentary…

But I must say this: I really do think all this hate directed at ZQ is rather unwarranted. What has he done to deserve your snide commentary? Yes, I did also raise my eyebrows at the Milky video, but apart from this one bad decision, this guy is pretty damn awesome. First of all, he’s not a famewhore – at all. He’s been in the business for years, playing all sorts of (mostly forgettable) roles on TV, and for the last 3 years or so has enjoyed a modicum of success thanks to Heroes and now Star Trek. And even though he now gets a certain amount of recognition, he still shies away from the spotlight – you don’t see him hanging out with the usual suspects at the usual places, courting the paps for attention, doing staged photo ops a la Spedi. Yes, he does weird things from time to time, like the aforementioned Milk video and the fake pap incident to promote the film he produced for Buddy N Andy (the Butcher and Steak). These may not be artistic choices that everyone understands or even appreciates, but at least he’s trying his hand at different sorts of projects instead of just being a completely pointless celeb. Moreover, if you watch his promotional interviews for Star Trek, you realize this guy has an incredible intellect – he is well read, articulate and eloquent, and uses a very rich vocabulary whenever he speaks. And he himself has spoken many times about purposefully avoiding the “Hollywood scene” and the empty lifestyle that accompanies it. This is rare in today’s “young Hollywood”. Not to mention the fact he is always gracious, courteous, polite, and has nothing but great things to say about everyone he’s been working with for the past few years. This guy is quite mature and has a great work ethic.

Also, he cleans up well – if you watch his interviews on youtube, you’ll see what I mean.

Sadly, this post is pretty old now so I don’t think anyone will read this. Moreover, I’m sure what I say will fall on deaf ears since you are all pretty much hell bent on hating on this guy.

Sorry, I just had to raise a small flag of appreciation for this fantastic guy, because it really bugs me to see him belittled like he was just another Spencer Pratt when he so clearly is not.

I hope he's not gay so he can date Zoe Salanda i think they would make a cute couple they sure did in Star Trek

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Who the fuk are these people and what the hell kind of G-D outfits are those?
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z-listed's picture

Give me a break! There is no way this guy is gay! Look at the fashion sense? See any? I thought not.

And he has hair on his back!

PUH_LEEZE!

Tell me again who the fuck this dude is???

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BobsBB's picture

Pine has wonk eye, bad skin and his lips are always set to chapped. Does nothing for me. Granted, Quinto is killing my love piece by piece each time he's seen out and about in his grandfather's Ft. Lauderdale retirement wear, but I'd still hit for now.
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Submitted by Janice Second on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 11:10am.

"...I was all about Chris Pine in Star Trek, although he's way too pretty."

Zach was great as Spock, and Chris was a pretty Kirk, but I realized I'm truly a geek magnet, when I was crushing on Scottie.

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DAMN! I thought Quinto was cute until I saw these shirtless pics...although I wasn't expecting a 6 pack or chiseled body, I never imagined his chest and arms were going to be so ridiculously underdeveloped and sunken. dude needs to invest in a personal trainer and gym membership pronto...and I thought he had nice fur but that hairy pussy between his tits is just weird...in his case, I'd say stop manscaping in weird shapes or just wax it all off.

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Spock likes cock?

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Props to any gay man without a six pack willing to go shirtless in LA, much less when they know for sure cameras are around.
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Janice Second's picture

Dude, that ain't pizza.

Also, I can't get down with Zachary Quinto, I mean, I don't think he's a troll or anything, but like, I don't think he's hot either. I was all about Chris Pine in Star Trek, although he's way too pretty.

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cuntygolightly's picture

nice! looks like zachary has been shopping in the kosher department

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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 9:32am.

Mr. Bocca.... BEHAVE!!! lol

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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 9:32am.

Mr. Bocca.... BEHAVE!!! lol

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Submitted by pig bottom on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 10:21am.
Not his brother:
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Ewww! Looks like Zach got the good genes!

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Submitted by pig bottom on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 10:21am.
Not his brother:
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Ewww! Looks like Zach got the good genes!

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I have no idea, Snowy.

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Sensimina: who was the dude on the call, the Indian sounding one do you know?
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Who cares! The explosive Billy Mays 911 call is out now! It's crazy, too.

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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

This Quinto guy is so fug. He looks like an extra from 'Planet of the Apes'.

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nope,not my cup of tea.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 10:03am.

El B they do look a lot alike

Yeah, i was watching ' Deathproof ' and i thought Damn, 'Heroes' and this film, you're busy! D'oh! :o)

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El B they do look a lot alike

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me0595's picture

I wouldn't care anything about Zachary Quinto except that he's gay so now I'm going to go Google him and see if he's like an actor or something.

RichBitch's picture

Sandwich dude is hot! totally looks like his brother though - does he have a brother?
I didn't think it was a secret that Zach is gay, it's just no big deal is it?

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Is he gay? Dont really care as he was a great spock and plays a mean villain. Eli Roths seperated at birth twin.

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Not hot.

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WTF is up with that chest hair...? doesn't look right, or REAL for that matter.

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MK that's not even pizza?!?! It's like grocerries or sandwiches or something
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Did anyone else ever watch that terrible Tori Spelling show a few years back. Zachary/Zach Quinto was her best gay friend on there. He never tried to hide it.

kreuzberg's picture

Hmmm... he has a shorter haircut (the head as well as the chest) in the first pictures. So he must have been on the beach earlier OR this was actually not on the same day.

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He looks unbelievably slow and like he shaved his chest hair into the Batman symbol.

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Chris may be onto something. There is quite a resemblence. Just two MK? That is a slow day for you.

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*yawn* That dude is flat out homely. I mean, he looks like Mr. Spock...sorry if that doesn't scream 'pure sex' to me. LOL
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Tristram's picture

He has an impressive thatch of sculpted chest hairs. I bet he could shave in a small crop circle.

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LOL @ "live long and prolapse".

I'm tired of this trick already! That milk video was so embarrassing I never want to look at his elven face again!

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Could the pizza dude be his bro?

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He looks like Ben Stiller playing Eddie Munster in the 8th thumbnail.

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2 men in one day? Pish thats childs play.

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snowpiece's picture

Is this dude supposed to be hot? he looks like Adam Sandler!

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Live long and prolapse.