Monday, June 29th 2009

Joe Jackson Is Still Creepy


During an interview with CNN's Don Lemon on the red carpet of the BET Awards last night, Joe Jackson was nervously shuffling around like Amy Wino going through security at the airport. I know Joe Jackson isn't known for being a fluffy teddy bear filled with hugs and kisses, but dude wasn't even pretending to have the sads about his dead son. When Don said that this must be awful for the entire family, Joe said, "It has. The world lost the biggest star." What he meant by that is...."I just lost my favorite cash cow! MOOO!"

While watching this epic display of uncomfortableness, I wondered why Joe Jackson was even there. And then the answer came to me at the 3:20 mark. Joe actually plugged his new production company and some Blu-Ray Discs he's putting out. This is the most awkward infomercial ever!

I'm surprised Joe didn't go all out by saying, "And Michael Jackson will be buried in NIKE sneakers, because NIKE was his favorite brand. Just do it. Yesh, he loved NIKE. Also, my fondest memories of Michael Jackson is when he would call me on Sunday nights to tell me how delicious HOT POCKETS brand paninis are. Michael used to say how tender and flaky on the outside. HOT POCKETS, Michael Jackson's favorite microwaveable treat. Oh and Michael was also looking forward to seeing ICE AGE: DAWN OF THE DINOSAURS which hits theaters this Wednesday, July 1st.........."

Although, I will give Joe a half-clap for matching his eyebrows with his pocket square. I'll give him that.

Posted by: Michael K


Tamzin's picture

What a truly disgusting man. This made me sick to watch.

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greenfinch's picture

that is not a good man...

Tristram's picture

Well, Joe used to be a crane operator. We could have avoided a lot of MJ analysis over the weekend by just waiting to see that video.

snippy's picture

That Joe Jackson is one cold mofo.

Who brings their lawyer, business partner, and publicist (with a prepared statement in hand,) to walk the freakin' red carpet? He acts like he's on his way to a shareholder's meeting. His son isn't even in the ground yet.

WTF2009's picture

i just wanna bitchslap the old fart. What a disgusting man.

Salem13's picture

Submitted by Statler and Waldorf on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 8:39am.

I was going to say the same thing. To Joe this is the best career move Michael ever made.

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loozer's picture

He reminds me of Colonel Parker. Parker thought of Elvis as a 'product' more than a person. But how could you be that way with your own son?

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Anonymous101's picture

Not condoning any of MJ's behaviour by any means, but seeing this interview with Daddy Dearest, I now understand why MJ was so effed up as he was :(

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Miss Meliss's picture

LOL-ing at MK's infommercial commentary.

Also, yes Joe Jackson is the devil.

Also, Don Lemon is a tool.

I hate how everyone is glazing over all of MJ's mental problems. "He was a legend! He was a musical GOD!" I would like just one celebrity to follow up a statement like that with "..but let us not forget how deeply troubled he was. It's a shame he didn't get the help he desperately needed. Tragic."

Wow, what a great father....and think that they may get custody of the kids!
"How are you..."
"GREAT!"

"I know it's been really tough for you guys"
"AND?"

At least chew an onion to give a fake tear or something!

Even the reporter is sort of like *what the heck sort of interview is this?*

sonne's picture

I don't normally say I hate someone but this excuse of a man is one person I make an exception for. The fucker is creepy and now he might get his hands on three youngsters who deserve the chance at having a semi-normal life but probably won't. After watching some special on CNN it made me think that child stars should be banned. So few of them turn out healthy.

Sensimina's picture

MK needs to add the "Eyebrow Situation" tag to this. And "Your Vagina is Large", just because.

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Mawy's picture

I thought it was just me. I couldn't believe how impersonal "The world lost the biggest star" was. I mean, he wasn't just some fan. He was his father! He could have said something about Michael being his SON. I really hope that monster doesn't get to raise Michael's 3 kids. Child abuser!
And there’s no excuse for abusing kids, but abuse is a cycle. It’s well known in the field of psychology that kids that were abused themselves are much more likely to become abusers. That’s why I have some sympathy for Michael Jackson. Who could grow up normal with parents like that? Plus, child stars almost always come out messed up in the head. Even though he was a messed up person, I hope MJ gets some peace in the afterlife.
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Stan Hooper's picture

How freaky looking is this old man! The poor kids! He frightens the fuck out of me! and I'm a grown woman.

Where the hell are the barren sisters? LaToya and Janet can take these kids. What the fuck is wrong with these bitches!

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

What a goon... I sense a little James Brown craziness vibe. Completely pathetic.

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No Words's picture

The reason the family had a second autopsy is so that they can find someone to blame for MJ's death and sue the shit out of them, thereby extracting EVEN MORE MONEY from their dead son.

Gawd, I hate this man...and his wife is no better. Fucking enabler. Any woman who would allow their children to be abused and beaten deserves the same fate as the abuser.

Ophelias evil twin's picture

What a disgusting excuse for a human. He prolly clicked his heels with glee when he heard Michael croaked, plotting how he could capitalize on it.

Romy's picture

that's so sad...

just goes to show you, fame and money doesn't equate happiness

MadameLollipop's picture

He is a screwed up motherfucker. And don't come with bullshit like 'each one mourns their own way' or whatever. It's obvious this vulture is not in mourning, he is exploiting the death of son for personal gain. Asshole

pickles's picture

I saw this air live yesterday and I was totally squirming. You know Don Lemon was totally WTFing in his head.

More proof that Joe is doing "great".
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1195980/Second-post-mortem-begin...

Haribo's picture

can't he fucking speak his own langauge!? why is he using people to represent him!? is it so difficult to say anything?! he doesn't look upset cos of his son's death. i don't get why he would ask others to talk for him.
a mentally stable person should have no difficulty expressing their thoughts and feelings. something's wrong with this old, heartless, insensitive, creepy motherfucker.

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aww - ain't nothin' like dear ol' Dad...

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I try not to judge the way that people grieve/react to the death of a loved one, but if that doesn't give some insight into what MJ and his sibs had to endure as children....*shaking head*
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Kandykane's picture

Joe Jackson didn't seem to me to be much in mourning at all. Yeah, everyone mourns in their own way but the way he trotted out the obligatory lawyer, pitched his new business venture and then had someone ELSE read the family's statement just allowed me to picture him even more clearly as the cold, calculating, child abuser MJ claimed him to be. I don't envy those three poor lab rats having to live in the same house ... not at all. They have everything working against them.

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Joe Jackson is proof that no matter how much money you rip off from your kids, it still doesn't buy one drop of intelligence, class, or discretion.

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person_of_interest's picture

The reporter is trying to be all sympathetic and Joe's like, "What? Who? I'm great! She's great! I mean we lost the greatest performer who ever lived, but we're all OK. Buy my stuff!"

Horrifying.

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The man is insane. Everyone must be aware of that by now.
Here in Germany, they're always showing the part of an interview with Joe Jackson in which he says that he
never beat Michael but only whipped him with a belt and
that this wouldn't be a beating, since you would do that
with a cane. What a crazy monster.

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Hekki's picture

Submitted by Statler and Waldorf: "...Plus he now has three new young lives to mess up so he can carry on his toxic legacy..."

That really worries me. Those kids are going to be raised by the exploiter abuser and spineless enabler that fucked up the first generation of Jacksons.

Katherine is just as toxic as Joe.

rukiddingme's picture

I can't stand this man. He tortured his children until they became adults & could get away from him. He doesn't even have the decency to pretend to mourn his son, the one that allowed him to live in the kind of luxury he's known for the last 40 years. I agree, he shouldn't have even been there. Try to at least pretend that you give a shit, asshole.

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Hekki's picture

At first, I thought he was going to read the "family's statement", and I was all pissed off that he couldn't speak from the heart.

Then he has that woman read the statement FOR him.

Nice.

Statler and Waldorf's picture

In all honesty, I bet he might even be glad MJ's gone because now record sales and other tributes will be bringing the cash in and Joe will undoubtedly get a cut of that.

Plus he now has three new young lives to mess up so he can carry on his toxic legacy.

Big jerk. I pity those kids of Michael's that have to live with him and know their mother wants no part of them.

Sugaroo's picture

If Michael was still alive, that fucking child abuser wouldn't have been anywhere near the red carpet. No wonder MJ had surgery so he wouldn't look like his father. That man is despicable! I don't even have to words to describe how angry and sad his behavior in this video makes me!

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Haribo's picture

my god, joe jackson can't even compose a sentence. is that all he had to say about his dead son!?? unbelievable someone had to read the statement for him. he's the creepiest old fuck i have ever seen. michael had a hell of a life when he was a child and this motherfucker is to blame!

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Mrs. F.'s picture

Every time I see that guy I understand why young MJ thought plastic surgery might be a good idea....

Wonder if he's got early dementia or what? Very strange demeanor... but maybe he's always been that way.

islandgirl's picture

He's doing great? What a despicable human being.

Pinkrose00's picture

That was the weirdest fucking interview I've ever seen. He didn't even pretend to be upset.

Nanners's picture

Way to mourn, Joe.

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dramaqueen365247's picture

Disgusting. That man should not have even been there.
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No Words's picture

It would be hard for me to hate someone I don't even know as much as I hate this monster...I believe he made MJ into the self-hating, self-mutilating, mentally ill pedophile he was.

Last night, he was STILL picking over his son's bones for fucking MONEY.

I hope there is a hell, just so this horror of a human being can ROT in it.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Eff the grown man who made bad decisions, but seeing this creeper, I feel for Michael Jackson as a young boy.

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I listened to the interview, he seems to be more concerned about promoting his record label than mourning the death of his son!

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Ugh. What a miserable excuse for a human being, never mind a father. I wish there was a hell, so that this fucker could have red hot pokers shoved up his ass by Satan's minions for all eternity.

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