Sunday, June 28th 2009

Debbie Rowe Doesn't Want Custody Of Michael Jackson's Kids

Well, that was fast. Michael Jackson hasn't been buried yet and Debbie Rowe has already opened up her no-lips to the media. In an interview with the prestigious and well-respected News of the World, Debbie started by saying, "Where's my cashiers check?" Then she went on to say that Prince Michael and Paris are not her ex-husband's biological children. Debbie says the sperm came from a donor and not from MJ. Oh, Debbie, you should teach a master class in class and taste.

Debbie could never talk about any of this before, because she signed a confidentiality agreement before she skipped off with a large bag of MJ's money. But now that he's gone, let the famewhoring begin!

Debbie said, ""I was just the vessel. It wasn't Michael's sperm. Just like I stick the sperm up my horse, this is what they did to me. I was his thoroughbred." And this is the part where my brain vomits...

While she was pregnant with Prince Michael, MJ wanted to marry Debbie so they could look like a perfect family. They never sexed it up together or even kissed on the lips.

After Debbie gave birth to Paris, she learned that she could never have kids again, "The delivery was so hard. My insides were all torn up and I was barren. When he knew I couldn't have any more babies he didn't want anything to do with me."

MJ reportedly bought her a house and gave her millions of dollars to go away. Debbie says she will not fight for custody of Prince Michael or Paris, "I know I will never see them again. I was never cut out to be a mother - I was no good. I don't want these children in my life. My children are my animals now."

If any of this is true, you better believe that some dumb ho is going to crawl out of a roach motel and declare he's "the sperm donor" just so he can get a piece. On a very special Maury.....

Debbie isn't the only bitch spilling the Jesus Jesus. The London Times has a long ass suspect interview with Nanny Grace, who worked for MJ for years. In the interview, Nanny Grace claims she pumped Michael's stomach of drugs many times. She also says he was so broke that she had to buy balloons for Paris' birthday using her own money. I gave a side-eye to that last part. I mean, Nanny Grace also says the last time he paid her was in 2008, so where did she get this money for balloons?! Nanny Grace, try harder!

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Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:57pm.

Joe dimaggio. now thats a life. play for the yankees and get to have sexy times with marilyn monroe? thats LIVING!
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i wish that had lasted.

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In other breaking news...SHINEY IS BRUNETTE AGAIN!!! Commingback is quaking in his/her boot[moves]. Can I get a CHOO CHOO!!!!

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:55pm.
Have part of the autopsy results been posted here?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2505693/The-shock-findings-of-...

Totally bald and weighing about 120 pounds.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:42pm.
LoL Tiger!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:53pm.
DiamondDawg, ok so why even have a justice system? this is ridiculous.

You either believe he was innocent or not, and if you are one of those who are unwilling to believe the outcome of his trial, you are only seeking info that supports the opinion you already have based on your personal biases against him.
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This could be a case of the pot calling the kettle black....

The justice system is interesting. It isn't always fair or right, but you're growed up enough to know that, aren't you? Best example I can give are all the people who are now being released from prison because DNA tests are new and they can now prove they weren't the assailant. Sometimes - maybe - the wrong people go to jail and the right people get to walk away.

just sayin'/

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mrsoul said he was broke, but no way he was that broke! rip michael. Debbie Rowe is a heartless B. wonderr what will happen to the kids now.
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dayum some o' you sluts are mean - hope to never meet you in a dark alley!

didn't realize people felt so strongly about MJ; I thought he was sick, tragic genius but I'd rather laugh about how photos of Quween on the Scene were on the even news last night mourning...

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lol @ mj's wonderful life that we're all jealous of. i couldnt think of anyones life id least want.

Joe dimaggio. now thats a life. play for the yankees and get to have sexy times with marilyn monroe? thats LIVING!

come to think of it, id rather be tigerlillys cage cleaner

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"Why can't you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It's very charming. It's very sweet. It's what the whole world should do!"- Wacko Jacko

electra1t/Miss Thang,

The truth is difficult to accept. If you wanted it, you'd find it. Yep, sure!! He's everyone's hero. If it makes you happy, go for it and believe it, regardless of anything else and any evidence presented otherwise.

Never mind everything you've heard up until this day and everything you will continue to hear in years to come. Live in the ignorant bliss/peace you have found. The victims of Michael Jackson know better and will forgive you I'm sure.

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Have part of the autopsy results been posted here?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2505693/The-shock-findings-of-...

Totally bald and weighing about 120 pounds. No way was this guy going to do London concerts. He was killing himself. Man those autopsy pictures are going to make "Porsche girl" look like your dream prom date.

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I fear I'm not witty enough to make you laugh, Tits, my apologies.

You know I'm bad, I'm bad! Shamon! You know it!! hee heee!!!
-love you always, MJ!

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@TITS:

Um..hello! I wrote you a love letter.
Read it, bitch!

Pleaseandthankyouhaveaniceday:)

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Submitted by electra1t on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:38pm.
Some of you are the biggest bunch of daft cunts I've ever seen. I would feel stupid, very stupid calling someone I've never met, never had any interaction with a pedophile. Someone who went to court, against some of the best lawyers and was found not guilty. What evidence are you bringing forth that hasn't been examined with a fine-tooth comb and found invalid?

I personally think people talking about michael so harshly must have really measly pathetic lives and talking shit about an icon who led a WAYYY BETTER life than you; had way more smarts and talent than you makes you feel better. Its right pathetic, but hey. Talking bad about the dead only makes you look bad.

A plague upon your house.
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Waaaaaaaaaa. Someone all maddy cuz not everyone agrees with you? Nice way to invalidate your position.

When you curse someone remember that the curse returns to you 10 fold. It's a law of the universe.

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DiamondDawg, ok so why even have a justice system? this is ridiculous.

You either believe he was innocent or not, and if you are one of those who are unwilling to believe the outcome of his trial, you are only seeking info that supports the opinion you already have based on your personal biases against him.

You know I'm bad, I'm bad! Shamon! You know it!! hee heee!!!
-love you always, MJ!

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Is it just me or does anyone else skip the long comments.

Really folks, if you're not going to make me laugh, keep it short ffs.

I need my scrolling finger for more important things.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:39pm.
NuteBol, everyone is innocent until proven guilty. MJ had his day in court. He wasn't convicted. Get over it already.
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The justice you get is equal to the justice you can afford.

Michael had more money. ;-)

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EXPLAIN IT AWAY, THEN. Really . . . no? How is it possile that the first victim was so accurately able to descibe (and draw!) in great detail Jackson's genitals (flaccid and ERECT)? I would really like to know how that is at all possible in any sort of "innocent" manner?

"With Los Angeles Police Department detectives weighing his claims, Chandler gave them a roadmap to Jackson's below-the-waist geography, which, he said, includes distinctive "splotches" on his buttocks and one on his penis, "which is a light color similar to the color of his face." The boy's information was so precise, he even pinpointed where the splotch fell while Jackson's penis was erect, the length of the performer's pubic hair, and that he was circumcised."

"In a recent sealed affidavit, Tom Sneddon is quoted as saying that Chandler's pre-search description (and a drawing) "corroborated" photos taken of Jackson and observations made by officers who examined the body of evidence."

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:43pm.
Submitted by electra1t on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:38pm.

I really couldn't care less what kind of life he lead, the truth of the matter is that he was caught in bed with little boys. Repeatedly. He paid out hush money to make the charges go away. Repeatedly. Jealousy has nothing to do with it, but morality has everything to do with it.
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@TITS:

O dear, don't fret! We ARE getting better and really this is just evidence of it. I mentioned Mozart - or I was going to but then a whole list of things came to mind.

1. He would never have been accused of child molestation becuz
2. People just didn't have a CLUE how to deal with that sort of thing so they
3. Ignored it. Mostly. Some dads got super pissed and killed people sometimes but I hardly think it was ever a matter for the courts beyond deciding whether said father should actually be convicted of anything...

So that's a good thing. And even the process of working it out...talking about this kind of thing openly - that's pretty new too.

I think it's a little feverish but that's to be expected. But like everything in*insert deity of choice* 's plan it's going to be a lot slower than we'd like it to be. We're obsessed with speed. I have no comments about that beyond that - I haven't a clue why. And it's a whole nother topic.

But yeah. I see it everywhere too - that's another aspect of socialization that needs a lot of work. Or, like, more Rumi. More Tao - you know?

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He was 50 years old -- what happened to personal responsibility?

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Submitted by jussayin on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:42pm.
Joe Jackson needs to be slapped right there at the BET awards. Shockingly inappropriate. And you wonder why his son had problems....
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I'm pretty well convinced he is the Devil's helper, but to be fair, he may have been invited because MAYBE they're going to do a tribute to MJ. I'm pretty sure that's what's going on.

BTW, I HAVEN'T SEEN A SINGLE TEAR FROM ANYONE CLOSELY ASSOCIATED WITH MICHAEL. NO ONE. Not even the loons on Hollywood Blvd.

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"While she was pregnant with Prince Michael, MJ wanted to marry Debbie so they could look like a perfect family. They never sexed it up together or even kissed on the lips."
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....sounds like Tommy girl's sham maarriage

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Submitted by electra1t on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:38pm.

He was great at his job...music and entertainment.
He was a bizarre, creepy pedo-freak in his personal life and should not be glorified into Sainthood.
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It is very telling that Joe Jackson is the only family member to walk the red carpet, let alone PLUG his own record company and drag various lawyers and PR people in front of the CNN cameras. His old ass had enough juice left in him to add yet again another fucked up chapter to the Jackson legacy. Never referred to Michael as his son, only a "superstar." My God, Michael, I don't know how you even made it to 50 with him as a father. May God rest your soul.

You know I'm bad, I'm bad! Shamon! You know it!! hee heee!!!
-love you always, MJ!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:30pm.
NuteBol, ever hear of Roman Polanski, R Kelly, Rob Lowe? There's tons of celeb child touchers. Get with the program. It was MJ's otherwise "nutty" behavior that put him over the top and freaked people out.
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Ok. Let's try this AGAIN.

EVERYONE freaked out over Roman Polanski. From Wiki:

Charges and guilty plea
Polanski was initially charged[20] with rape by use of drugs, perversion, sodomy, lewd and lascivious act upon a child under 14, and furnishing a controlled substance (methaqualone) to a minor. These charges were dismissed under the terms of his plea bargain, and he pleaded guilty to the lesser charge of engaging in unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor.[21]

Imprisonment and flight
Following the plea agreement, according to the aforementioned documentary, the court ordered Polanski to report to a state prison for a 90-day psychiatric evaluation, but granted a stay of ninety days to allow him to complete his current project. Under the terms set by the court, he was permitted to travel abroad. Polanski returned to California and reported to Chino State Prison for the evaluation period, and was released after 42 days.

On February 1, 1978, Polanski fled to London, where he maintained residency. A day later he traveled on to France, where he held citizenship, avoiding the risk of extradition to the U.S. by Britain. Consistent with its extradition treaty with the United States, France can refuse to extradite its own citizens. An extradition request later filed by U.S. officials was denied. The United States government can request that Polanski be prosecuted on the California charges by the French authorities.[22]

Polanski has never returned to England, and later sold his home in absentia. The United States can still request the arrest and extradition of Polanski from other countries should he visit them, and Polanski has avoided visits to countries that are likely to extradite him (such as the UK) and mostly travels and works in France, Germany, the Czech Republic and Poland.

--------------remember how Michael FLED the U.S. after his acquittal?

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Submitted by electra1t on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:38pm.

I really couldn't care less what kind of life he lead, the truth of the matter is that he was caught in bed with little boys. Repeatedly. He paid out hush money to make the charges go away. Repeatedly. Jealousy has nothing to do with it, but morality has everything to do with it.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:23pm.
"Just like I stick the sperm up my horse..."

Horse...is that what they're calling it now?
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I call mine "Hoss" and insist on a "Whoa Nelly" upon reveal...Just so you know....

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Joe Jackson needs to be slapped right there at the BET awards. Shockingly inappropriate. And you wonder why his son had problems....

I'm appalled!
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KATT WILLIAMS!

TRUTH.

Thankyou Angel.

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Submitted by electra1t on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:38pm.

right back atcha!

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Love can conquer all.

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NuteBol, everyone is innocent until proven guilty. MJ had his day in court. He wasn't convicted. Get over it already.

You know I'm bad, I'm bad! Shamon! You know it!! hee heee!!!
-love you always, MJ!

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Some of you are the biggest bunch of daft cunts I've ever seen. I would feel stupid, very stupid calling someone I've never met, never had any interaction with a pedophile. Someone who went to court, against some of the best lawyers and was found not guilty. What evidence are you bringing forth that hasn't been examined with a fine-tooth comb and found invalid?

I personally think people talking about michael so harshly must have really measly pathetic lives and talking shit about an icon who led a WAYYY BETTER life than you; had way more smarts and talent than you makes you feel better. Its right pathetic, but hey. Talking bad about the dead only makes you look bad.

A plague upon your house.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:31pm.

OMG - the one thing that REALLY bothers me is belabouring the same points OVER AND OVER again adn completely ignoring other information. It's a really weird way to approach any kind of search for truth.
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No shit eh? tThing is people are not willing to entertain points of view that differ with theirs. $ceintology and their oppressive person label comes immediately to mind.

I see that mindset every where these days. Politics and religions are the worst offenders - oh and tv ... news 'talk' shows have a lot to answer for. So much intolerance. You'd think as the human race ages that we'd become more tolerant, intelligent and open minded. Nope.

Debate is dead.

Long live 'stay on message'.

The only absolutes are death and taxes.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:36pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:25pm.

Yes Angel. La Pequena...someones who's not completely fucked up.Haha.
I really wanted LaP for Hot Slut of the Year! Robbed.
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Totally. *sigh* The purest of celebrities, that one.

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:35pm.

"AND FOR THE PEDO EXPERTS.....If a man is a child molester, does that necessarily mean that man was also molested as a child? If so, WHO WAS MICHAEL'S CHILDHOOD SEXUAL ABUSER?"

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Although it is common that many pedophiles were themselves sexually molested as children, not ALL of them were.

Miss Thang, sorry but I think even according to the celebs you mentioned. Roman Polanski DID have sex with that girl, R Kelly did, and Rob Lowe's was even on tape.

Oh. And I'm assuming you're saying Michael Jackson is on the same level as ANY of those "celebs"? I disagree. Michael was essentially the Elvis of our generation.

The others were with girls, too. If Rob Lowe masturbated a 13 year old boy, I doubt he would have worked ever again. As sick as it is, hetero child abuse is somehow considered more acceptable. Wrong, I know.

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:35pm.

Bus? It's a rocket sled.

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Submitted by skinny fat on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:34pm.

Just because he supplied the sperm doesn't make him a dad. He's been a POS from day 1

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:25pm.

Yes Angel. La Pequena...someones who's not completely fucked up.Haha.
I really wanted LaP for Hot Slut of the Year! Robbed.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:30pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:28pm.

Corey says MJ had the whitest teeth he's ever cum across.

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ohnoyoudint!! Do you remember that last night I appointed you the Driver of the bus to hell, with me as your co-plot?

AND FOR THE PEDO EXPERTS.....If a man is a child molester, does that necessarily mean that man was also molested as a child? If so, WHO WAS MICHAEL'S CHILDHOOD SEXUAL ABUSER?

many nice and single girls have a account on __classymingle.com__. so dont miss them. dont miss your classy lover!!

Joe Jackson had the balls to walk the red carpet at the BET Awards AND plug his record company. He must really be mourning the death of his sonmealticket. sumbitch has no shame or sense of propriety. YOUR SON IS DEAD. stay home and comfort his children and make funeral arrangements. disgusting disgusting disgusting

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:28pm.

WHY O WHY wouldja easily hand over $20 million dollars to a kid if you did NOTHING WRONG? I'd fight it tooth and nail if they made a claim on a single penny. When you're right, you fight. When you're wrong, you cave.

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Gotta agree with you there.

Debbie Rowe looks like a spent Joe Elliott.

Rode hard and put to bed wet!

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why thank you, angel_i! :)

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If you de-fragged micheal jacksons computer a 12 year old cambodian boy would spill out.

R. kelly a genius??? Rob Lowe??

*watches Trapped in the closet*

R kelly is a GENIUS!!??!?

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Submitted by luscious_t on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:21pm.

Katt Williams makes some hilarious points...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h1euQKJsr4
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You been making me smile lots today. Thanks:)

(not that I agree but I kinda love Katt no matter what he says)

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:26pm.
DiamondDawg, none of those people were celebrities since the age of five and had Joe Jackson for a father.

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that's kinda lame...you just defended MJ's pedophilia.

Did Cindy from the Brady Bunch grow up to be a child toucher?

OH! ANd here's a good one. Did JODIE FOSTER, the original Gerber baby who started working at what, 1 year old?, and has been a lifelong moviestar (playing a prostitute at 13 y.o. in "TAXI"), dint grow up to be a crazy child molester. She had parental "issues" as well. Demi Moore has also had parental "issues"

Miss Thang, read my entire post. It might be Corey Feldman was never masturbated by MJ. Or it might be he doesn't want to be remembered that way. Either way, it doesn't prove the other accusers were wrong.

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OMG - the one thing that REALLY bothers me is belabouring the same points OVER AND OVER again adn completely ignoring other information. It's a really weird way to approach any kind of search for truth.

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