Debbie Rowe Doesn't Want Custody Of Michael Jackson's Kids
Well, that was fast. Michael Jackson hasn't been buried yet and Debbie Rowe has already opened up her no-lips to the media. In an interview with the prestigious and well-respected News of the World, Debbie started by saying, "Where's my cashiers check?" Then she went on to say that Prince Michael and Paris are not her ex-husband's biological children. Debbie says the sperm came from a donor and not from MJ. Oh, Debbie, you should teach a master class in class and taste.
Debbie could never talk about any of this before, because she signed a confidentiality agreement before she skipped off with a large bag of MJ's money. But now that he's gone, let the famewhoring begin!
Debbie said, ""I was just the vessel. It wasn't Michael's sperm. Just like I stick the sperm up my horse, this is what they did to me. I was his thoroughbred." And this is the part where my brain vomits...
While she was pregnant with Prince Michael, MJ wanted to marry Debbie so they could look like a perfect family. They never sexed it up together or even kissed on the lips.
After Debbie gave birth to Paris, she learned that she could never have kids again, "The delivery was so hard. My insides were all torn up and I was barren. When he knew I couldn't have any more babies he didn't want anything to do with me."
MJ reportedly bought her a house and gave her millions of dollars to go away. Debbie says she will not fight for custody of Prince Michael or Paris, "I know I will never see them again. I was never cut out to be a mother - I was no good. I don't want these children in my life. My children are my animals now."
If any of this is true, you better believe that some dumb ho is going to crawl out of a roach motel and declare he's "the sperm donor" just so he can get a piece. On a very special Maury.....
Debbie isn't the only bitch spilling the Jesus Jesus. The London Times has a long ass suspect interview with Nanny Grace, who worked for MJ for years. In the interview, Nanny Grace claims she pumped Michael's stomach of drugs many times. She also says he was so broke that she had to buy balloons for Paris' birthday using her own money. I gave a side-eye to that last part. I mean, Nanny Grace also says the last time he paid her was in 2008, so where did she get this money for balloons?! Nanny Grace, try harder!
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-"Submitted by Chirio on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:31pm."
Dude! some people are so stupid, they would believe anything. And I mean, A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G. I want to be part of the staff, but I suck at brainwashing and violent tactics. Maybe I could contribute with recycled ideas?. People love those, they are easier to grasp.
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:32pm.
i think most of the 80s groups were one hit wonders. not much staying power or talent.
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So if I do it really really well, are armpit farts musically relevant? I can do the theme song to WKRP in Cincinnati.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:29pm.
Omygoodness! How is Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch getting so much play out of all this!? LOL!
BOW WOW WOW: Musically relevant.
Bananarama: Yep. You guessed it. Musically relevant.
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BOW WOW WOW!!!!!
Bananarama totally OWNED the cover of VENUS. That was hot shit back in the day.
Aside from all the TRULY relevant bands like New Order, The Smiths, The Clash, Bauhaus, The Jam, Elvis Costello (now married to Diana Krall who is a relevant jazz singer).
Lately I love listening to Bye Bye Miss American Pie and Mrs. Robinson.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:26pm.
MJ was one of the greatest talents ever. No matter what, no one can ever take that away from him.
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OJ Simpson was one of the greatest Running Backs ever. Kind of not what he's remembered for.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by rotten_egg on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:32pm.
"I completely forgot about Men Without Hats. I don't think I ever knew how they were called, to be honest. Were they "one hit wonders"?."
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Actually, I think here in the US, they were a two hit wonder. Had another popular song called "Pop Goes The World".
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:30pm.
'programming', questionnaires','audits', 'zaps of electricity'?!
i had no idea robots had a religion.
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OK who watched the BET awards tonight???
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I don't need SEX life FUCKS me whenever it can!
lol angel
You know I'm bad, I'm bad! Shamon! You know it!! hee heee!!!
-love you always, MJ!
I completely forgot about Men Without Hats. I don't think I ever knew how they were called, to be honest. Were they "one hit wonders"?.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
@xerquina: I hear ya on the mormon religion..true that. a lot of weirdness around. we should all invent a religion or something. anyone has ideas? but it has to be pure..lol. I'll mention it again tomorrow on open post after I get out of hell..i mean work.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:20pm.
i think Mormon(ism) is far more scarier and creepier than Scientology.then again i kno nothing about Scientology but celebs being in it.
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As a Roman Catholic (Latin Mass, please), I have no room to talk smack about other faiths, but one summer during undergrad I worked for a company owned by Scientologists. I didn't know it until the middle of the summer when this snarky beesh "filled me in" on some of the practices. Pretty much, if you're very vulnerable they go to great lengths to "incarcerate" you in the big sky blue building off of Sunset. You're only let out after you've been fully programmed. They program subjects by doing daily and numerous "audits" wherein they ask you questions. If you answer "wrongly" they ZAP you with a little tabletop elecrocution machine thing.
If you REALLY want to know about Scientology in a snap, do a GOOGLEIT on "Lisa McPherson." Everything you need to know is on that one link.
Submitted by electra1t on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:28pm.
Luckily you aren't the one that determines relevance. Whether you care for them artistically isn't the question. They sell out tickets,
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That's economical relevance.
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Submitted by electra1t on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:17pm.
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you're all the biggest group of daft cunts ever,
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wow, I'm gone a few hours and I feel kinda left out...
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Omygoodness! How is Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch getting so much play out of all this!? LOL!
BOW WOW WOW: Musically relevant.
Bananarama: Yep. You guessed it. Musically relevant.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Luckily you aren't the one that determines relevance. Whether you care for them artistically isn't the question. They sell out tickets, same as MJ so they have relevance. If they're doing anything for the artistic growth of music is an entirely different question.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:24pm.
"lol @ Dexy's Midnight Runner. I LOVE THEM. What was the name of the retarded band that did "Safety Dance"? Men at Work were Awesome, too."
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Men Without Hats! "We can dance if want to, we can leave your friends behind. 'Cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine."
He had a strict policy on who he could hang out with. LOVED them. Same with Dexy's Midnight Runners.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:24pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:22pm.
At one point, Herman's Hermits were musically relevant. So were Dexy's Midnight Runners. So was Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch
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lol @ Dexy's Midnight Runner. I LOVE THEM. What was the name of the retarded band that did "Safety Dance"? Men at Work were Awesome, too.
I'll tell you who was relevant without a doubt - MIDNIGHT OIL
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men without hats did the safety dance song! lol that video tripped me out.
and midnight oil <3<3<3 - theirs was the first show i ever went to, and depeche mode was second!
MJ was one of the greatest talents ever. No matter what, no one can ever take that away from him.
You know I'm bad, I'm bad! Shamon! You know it!! hee heee!!!
-love you always, MJ!
@angel i: ahahaha how cute the Crazy cat, loves water video. yes quite weird but cute. starting tomorrow ima start watching more cuteness.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:24pm.
Men Without Hats
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
being musically relevant is hardly anything to be proud of.it's the talent that matters and none of those people electra1t mentioned have a ounce of talent.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:22pm.
At one point, Herman's Hermits were musically relevant. So were Dexy's Midnight Runners. So was Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch
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lol @ Dexy's Midnight Runner. I LOVE THEM. What was the name of the retarded band that did "Safety Dance"? Men at Work were Awesome, too.
I'll tell you who was relevant without a doubt - MIDNIGHT OIL.
At one point, Herman's Hermits were musically relevant. So were Dexy's Midnight Runners. So was Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Chirio on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:15pm.
and to top it all Angel i..I clicked on it (scientology ad)..read 2 sentences and got the fuck out of the site. enough freakyness this past wk for another freaky wk.
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I hear THAT. I've been doing a lot of praying lately. O yeah - and weirdness that's cute!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iXHim3ToQ4&feature=related
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:14pm.
<"Here's Maria Callas doing Ave Maria - THE RIGHT WAY:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9nrtFkj6Bo">
OMG. Don't you dare, don't you DARE drag La Divina into a Michael jackson/Beyonce thread. Anyway, that Ave Maria Maria Callas is singing is
from "Othello" by Verdi. The Ave Maria most people are familiar with from church is by Schubert. And Beyonce's Ave Maria is recognized by no one and I never knew there was such a beast:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgxfthPHTwc&feature=related
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Thanks, Doc! I didn't know there was a difference between the Ave Marias. I've never seen Othello, but love The Verdi. *going to youtube, brb*
i think Mormon(ism) is far more scarier and creepier than Scientology.then again i kno nothing about Scientology but celebs being in it.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:14pm.
His co-pilot.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by electra1t on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:07pm.
"Miley Cyrus? Musically Revelant.
Taylor Swift? Musically Revelant.
Jonas Brothers? Musically Relevant?
Soulja Boy? Musically Relevant?
I don't listen to any of them but its stupid to say that these people aren't musically relevant. Laugh all you want it only makes you look ignorant to what "musically relevant" means. I can love Crimewave and Sounds of Animals Fighting all I want but it doesn't change the fact that they have less relevance than the people i listed."
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They have less relevance in terms of marketability, sure. But "less relevance" is a loaded term. I value music as more relevant if it isn't some slick, pre-fab, A&R lab created money making machine. Those people you listed have virtually nothing to offer musically and are merely teenage Frankentstein's monsters created for 13 year old girls to pee their panties over in hysterical fits, clutching 50 dollar bills. Hardly "relevant" to me, at least.
and to top it all Angel i..I clicked on it (scientology ad)..read 2 sentences and got the fuck out of the site. enough freakyness this past wk for another freaky wk.
Coma Caca!!
<"Here's Maria Callas doing Ave Maria - THE RIGHT WAY:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9nrtFkj6Bo">
OMG. Don't you dare, don't you DARE drag La Divina into a Michael jackson/Beyonce thread. Anyway, that Ave Maria Maria Callas is singing is
from "Othello" by Verdi. The Ave Maria most people are familiar with from church is by Schubert. And Beyonce's Ave Maria is recognized by no one and I never knew there was such a beast:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgxfthPHTwc&feature=related
Its cool what the BET awards did, but Joe Jackson was scary in a monster under the bed kinda way
Submitted by Bag of Dirt on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:09pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:01pm.
"did anybody catch the BET awards tonight? what the fuck was beyonce singing?"
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Think it was an MJ tribute cover of Pat Benatar's "Hell Is For Children".
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Submitted by Chirio on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:08pm.
Ummm is it me...or has anyone been seeing more scientology ads?
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That's, quite possibly, one of the scariest questions asked this week. EVERYONE has been talking about that, in fact. That they're seeing more bigger, better ads...fucking world - it's losing it's mind.
Edited to add a quick quizz for fun and distraction!:
Which "it's" is wrong?
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Submitted by electra1t on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:07pm.
and Sounds of Animals Fighting.
love them! This Heat is epic.
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Submitted by electra1t on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:07pm.
Laugh all you want it only makes you look ignorant to what "musically relevant" means.
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LOL! I think it depends a lot on what you think "music" means. Another impossible conversation, of course. Let's ask Keith Lockhart what he thinks!
♥ Threadkilla!
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Here's Maria Callas doing Ave Maria - THE RIGHT WAY:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9nrtFkj6Bo
Beyonce looks like she stole Barbie's fairy princess stripper dress.
WHAT???!!!. Miley Cyrus MUSICALLY RELEVANT?. WHOA, MAN!!.
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Submitted by Aunt Bea on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:30pm.
Submitted by electra1t on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:22pm.
If you watch footage from 30 years ago you can see how normal he was and how wacky he got
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this is absolutely how i personally remember him. later on in life he just got bizarre and erratic and i really just stopped even paying attention to the circus of his life. i personally find eccentricities interesting but theres always a line that can get crossed.
when i look at footage of him as a kid, thats when i think of him being a sweet, innocent, good natured person. i can't really personally judge whats gone on since early adulthood because i didn't pay attention enough to argue either way, but i do know that i enjoy a lot of his music, and i certainly hope that he wasn't as evil as many seem to be making him out to be. i wasn't there, though, so of course i cannot definitively say either way.
i do think its insane to be comparing him to someone like Hitler, theres a huge difference between an alleged child molestor and a monster who systematically had millions of jews, homosexuals, gypsies, whomever he wanted to, murdered.
and as an aside- gary glitter was an actual child molestor, tons of child porn, proof of his perverted acts were found, but yet his music still plays at countless number of sporting events/bars/clubs and no one tears him apart either online or when one of his songs come on. and hes still LIVING, and is still running around victimizing, he ran off to east asia and even had young 10 and 11 year old girls living there that he constantly molested over time. he barely served any jail time and he's now back in the uk, doing who knows what- i can only guess though.
Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:01pm.
"did anybody catch the BET awards tonight? what the fuck was beyonce singing?"
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Think it was an MJ tribute cover of Pat Benatar's "Hell Is For Children".
Ummm is it me...or has anyone been seeing more scientology ads? went to check on some music on youtube and the ad was on the right. then I am watching Food networks the next food star and commercial of scientology comes up. Im scared. ahahaha..no seriously its kinda freaky that is becoming more and more visible.
Coma Caca!!
Miley Cyrus? Musically Revelant.
Taylor Swift? Musically Revelant.
Jonas Brothers? Musically Relevant?
Soulja Boy? Musically Relevant?
I don't listen to any of them but its stupid to say that these people aren't musically relevant. Laugh all you want it only makes you look ignorant to what "musically relevant" means. I can love Crimewave and Sounds of Animals Fighting all I want but it doesn't change the fact that they have less relevance than the people i listed.
A plague upon your house.
Lohan looks like she's next. She's probably figured out that if this freak gets so much posthumous respect despite his sleepovers with children, imagine what a crack infested whore who just liked fucking ugly dykes would get?
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:37pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:32pm.
Hmmm..velly interesting. Dr. Kavorkian would be proud.
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You think he's hiring? I could be, like, his sales rep...give Paris a call every now and then...;p
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did anybody catch the BET awards tonight? what the fuck was beyonce singing?
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Submitted by electra1t on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:39pm.
And your point is.....? The Jonas Brothers sell out shows in 2 hours.
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and they too are musically relevant! I'm not a fan, a purity ring wouldn't match anything in my wardrobe but it doesn't change the fact that they are very important in music right now and are helping a very dying industry. This is the daftness that I'm talking about.
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:51pm.
Angel_i
Oh but she didn't sing a Michael song when i saw her, she sang, are you sitting...
Sarah McClachlan's (yea I fucked up that spelling), "Angel", which led into "Ave Maria"....
Yes, Catholic Church wedding
"Ave Maria"...
The outfit, wow.
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OMG I would SO watch that today! or ASAP at any rate. Thanks for the heads up! It sounds TRASHTASTIC!
PS I think you spelled it right, achally. Damn I hate that bitch's name - Why the hell din't she change it to M.C. Sarah or something easy like that?
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MAKE EVIL MOM EYES AND CAN'T STOP THE SLOT FLAP CLAPS!
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:56pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:50pm.
Haha. Let's call everyone MOM JEAN WEARING CUNTS and call it even then.*STARING WITH MOM EYES*
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