BloatHan
Usually, you only see pristine creatures like this roaming the side streets of Panama City Beach, FL picking up discarded cigarette butts in the gutter while looking for a peen to blow. But Las Vegas got a treat (and a trick) when HoHan showed up to the MGM Grand looking like she had just been released by the PCB PD after spending the night on a concrete bed.
HoHan was there to celebrate her (brace yourself....hold on to something....seriously) TWENTY-THIRD BIRTHDAY. Bitch looks more like a 40-something seasoned hooker celebrating her 23rd year on the ho stroll.
When I first saw this picture of HoHan, I immediately got flashes of this hot bitch:
Although, I don't think HoHan's swollen belly is due to a human baby friend. Well, she could be pregnant with an 8-ball, but I just think it's a case of good old desperation bloat. Getting her picture in a tabloid magazine this week will ease that shit.
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She looks like she lives in Venice Beach. Did I say 'in' the Venice Beach community? I meant to say ON Venice Beach in a tent.
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what the fuck is she shoving in her mouth in the bottom left thumbnail ?
This girl has become a joke.
She's only 23? Add a zero to the end of that number and then we'll talk. I live in Vegas and having Hohan visiting means I have to shut all the windows to keep the stink outta my house. By the way, we've lost FF, EM, MJ, and now BM...why is this skank still alive?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Looks like she's got permament crazies.
This has to be a shirt from Tara Reid's Mantra line:
”It’s about putting into the universe what you want in life: Red means love, pink is friendship, green is lucky, black is protection. You’re gonna have a story when you wear this bikini or when you put this dress on: You’ll either get love or meet a new friend or you might meet a guy.”
I've never gotten an erection from anything on this site until now.
Wow
Those neon toe claws are blinding me!!!
OMG
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