BloatHan
Usually, you only see pristine creatures like this roaming the side streets of Panama City Beach, FL picking up discarded cigarette butts in the gutter while looking for a peen to blow. But Las Vegas got a treat (and a trick) when HoHan showed up to the MGM Grand looking like she had just been released by the PCB PD after spending the night on a concrete bed.
HoHan was there to celebrate her (brace yourself....hold on to something....seriously) TWENTY-THIRD BIRTHDAY. Bitch looks more like a 40-something seasoned hooker celebrating her 23rd year on the ho stroll.
When I first saw this picture of HoHan, I immediately got flashes of this hot bitch:
Although, I don't think HoHan's swollen belly is due to a human baby friend. Well, she could be pregnant with an 8-ball, but I just think it's a case of good old desperation bloat. Getting her picture in a tabloid magazine this week will ease that shit.
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is this how hookers pose on the hoe stroll?
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
nice stems
What in the fucking fuck happened to her?...
Too bad Ripley's Odditoria no longer use live exhibits.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Wait, where are those fools that tell us we are just jealous because we don't look like these hos?
She looks like a dirty crack whore-Those shoes are straight up hideous. I have nothing nice to say. She needs a bath and to get her shit together, stat.
I was going to rip on her until I looked at her eyes. THIS CHILD NEEDS HELP!!! If a stranger can see that, why can't her own mother see it. DAMMIT HELP YOUR CHILD! Has this past week shown you nothing?
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Hands down, the worst pic of Hohan ever !!!
Maybe she is giving Amy Outhouse a run for the gold!!
Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)
ewww she looks like she has been on a drug binge for days. she is disgusting.
Can someone tell this foolish girl to go home, take a shower and select an attire that is not from the bargin bin at the Dress Barn?
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
Angel - I am a loyal bitch but jeeeepers, Linds, throw me a bone. She looks WRECKED. I mean... blue contacts? For reals?
and Oh me oh my is that Bradiful Bitch??? What is up? Doing it ole skool or are ya stayin?
Trust honey, there is nothing you can say to offend me regarding La Lohan. I've said it myself!
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Regardless, there's cooter in the sky - Loves Carrottop
Poor excuse for a human.
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Prostitution whore!!
And she used to be so cute. So sad.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
Gaaaahhhkkk! She looks ghoulish.
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Bottom-feeder.
*insert horse whinny HERE* *throwing Bloathan an apple*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
*doubling down on Lohan in death pool*
Wow, she really does look like one of those crack whores you see on the sidewalk on Hollywood Blvd looking through the trash. Even her skin color...
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
I do like those shoes but not with that outfit on that ho with those toenails in that setting.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Useless bitch. People are DYING. Get your life right already. Your act is fucking TIRED.
You know I'm bad, I'm bad! Shamon! You know it!! hee heee!!!
-love you always, MJ!
Also, I am loving the Mr Tumnus hoof look she is sporting: Narnia chic hasn't reached us in the UK yet, but I can't wait for it to!
LOL @ Narnia chic!!
She does look like an idiot with hooves.
Is she trolling for someone to put a dollar bill in her crotch?
Blohan's colored contacts = FAIL.
She looks tore up from the floor up, fo sho'.
I'm 36 and I think I look less ransacked than this ho. Also, I am loving the Mr Tumnus hoof look she is sporting: Narnia chic hasn't reached us in the UK yet, but I can't wait for it to!
Clydesdale hoofs for feet...things living in her eyebrows...happy b-day!
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This ho ain't pregnant.
Who's left that would want to do teh secksays with her?
No offense Molotov...
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 2:14pm.
*sigh*
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LOL! Exactly.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
*sigh*
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Regardless, there's cooter in the sky - Loves Carrottop
If she is pregnant, the world is officially ending. *crosses fingers for coke bloat*
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♥*♥*♥*♥*♥* Why do you ride women that look like men?! Why do you ride hippos?! *♥*♥*♥*♥*♥
Glad to know I not the only one who thinks she may be next on the death list...seriously, she's only 23? And what's whit the blue contacts?
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
This bitch needs rehab. Maury bootcamp rehab. Damn, coke bloat at its best!
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You can get the same look for free by dumpster diving in the reject bin behind the Salvation Army.
After Billy Mays today... I think we have our 2nd date with death standing here before us...
just sad..
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
Sort of sad when a Las Vegas crowd at a "party" looks that bored in every pic.
The Reaper seems so busy this week, surely this one is somewhere on the hitlist?
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
*Running to Payless to buy the latest in Clydesdale hoovery bootie shoes*
Firecrotch!!!
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
She looks like shit. Seriously, I wonder how much longer she'll last.
A professional photographer once said you like to work with models because they need less airbrushing. But with celebs ... you get what you get.
Yes. Bring on the airbrush! And for those live moments, body makeup and a makeup artist. Lilo should've considered that if only to save us from running to the eyeball bleach.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 1:36pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 1:30pm.
BWAHAHAHAHA! I'd say that's pretty much right on, except I picture EH wearing too-tight clothes so there are rolls.
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And crotch hair peeking out from around the short shorts.
Oh gak.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 1:30pm.
BWAHAHAHAHA! I'd say that's pretty much right on, except I picture EH wearing too-tight clothes so there are rolls.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
You know you're fucked when Britney looks classier than you do, even on one of her bad days.
OMG WAIT!
The cum-stiff hair.
The wide-open mouth.
The stench.
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you EVENT HORIZON! Always wondered what that thing looked like.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by freebird on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 1:19pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 1:18pm.
Oh this is just GREAT! I have no more Clorox and after seeing these pics my eyeballs need bleaching! Thanks MK!
God, the stench this revolting, stank, dirty, diseased, cum-covered whore must emit!
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Try the Oxiclean. It's a miracle.
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I would but it's too busy trying to cut a deal with the Sham Wow guy.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Ick. Nast.
She makes me think of this quote from family guy:
Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
I'd still fuck her skanky ho ass. Being a redhead forgives a lot of other stuff.
IS SHE STRIKING A MICHAEL JACKSON POSE IN THUMB 8!?!? Good lord. That's the most desperate shit I HAVE EVER SEEN.
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If Shia LaBeouf and a gay-faced bobcat from the 1980s had a meth baby..... Stun. Ning.
why is she wearing like 3 different suits? she's such an attention whore..."look at me, look at me! costume change!"
she looks like she just jumped off the stripper pole in that red one and i cant even bring myself to comment on the black "shirt"
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what do i think? i think why not. rock and roll.
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Submitted by ClooneyisMahBoo on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 1:20pm.
Girlfriend needs to immediately fire her stylist..Old Baby Face. That, my friends, is some serious BENJAMIN BUTTONS SHIT. Sevin Nyne or whatever that shit is apparently turns your skin to looking like a pizza left out in the sun on the Equator
^^ Hahahah. this is the funniest thing I've heard of all day.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 1:20pm.
She's not pregnant, that's her liver trying to escape.
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lol!
one of the most famous ghetto pictures of all time
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Isn't it Bromantic?