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Pabst, the winner of the World's Ugliest Dog contest 2009! Pabst, a boxer-mix with a serious under bit from Citrus Heights, CA, beat out a dozen beautifully fugly dogs to win the crown as well as $1,600 in prizes and a modeling contract. Pabst is the first non-Chinese Crested dog to win the title in 5 years.
Below is a video clip of some of the other dogs and you'll see that Pabst isn't that fugly! I don't want to hiss at him or throw holy water at his face, so he's not that bad! Before 3 years of headgear use and 5 years of braces, my teeth practically looked like that.
With a wig, some lipstick, a pair of fake lashes and a new set of plastic titty balls, Pabst could practically pass for a housewife on The Real Housewives series. Bitch would look better actually.
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Submitted by Tristram on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:06am.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:58am.
Submitted by mina on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:51am
RIP Billy Mays
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Is this another Jeff Goldblum and Harrison Ford type death rumor?
Wiki says he was found today strangled by a ShamWow. Sounds like a goof.
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lol! Strangled by a ShamWow is still more dignified than getting your lip mangled by a hooker! RIP Mr. Mays.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:27am.
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lol. BEESH! WE DON'T DO THAT HERE!!!!!!!!
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ELEVENTY!
TMZ has reported that Billy Mays died.
I feel kinda bad since a few days ago I offered to kick his ass into the nearest hole in the ground. I better whatch what I say.
I wonder if they'll bury him with Orange Glo, OxyClean, and whatever the hell else he was peddling.
When my dad died, we buried him with a bottle of his fav scotch & a Wall Street Journal.
Man, June has been a rough month for celebrities and there's two days to go.
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I am not a pussy.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:03am.
William "Billy" D. Mays, Jr. (July 20, 1958 - June 28, 2009[1]) was a television direct-response advertisement salesperson most notable for promoting OxiClean, Orange Glo, and other cleaning
, home-based, and maintenance products. His distinctive beard and loud sales pitches have made him a recognizable television presence.[2]
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WTF? This may mean that we are in for 3 sets of 3 celebrity deaths instead of the normal 3. Whoa!!!
http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/jun/28/281143/tv-pitchman-billy-mays-fo...
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:58am.
Submitted by mina on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:51am
RIP Billy Mays
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Is this another Jeff Goldblum and Harrison Ford type death rumor?
Wiki says he was found today strangled by a ShamWow. Sounds like a goof.
Edit: Just edited out. Now Wiki says he died today at home.
Submitted by Dr. Dick on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:27am.
Mother Superior:
I LOVE that clip!! Where can I get one?
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The Loris is an endangered species from the rainforest -it's not a pet, although some people do own one :S
I think the guys who did the vid are raising the baby Loris who will then live in a zoo or so :D
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
William "Billy" D. Mays, Jr. (July 20, 1958 - June 28, 2009[1]) was a television direct-response advertisement salesperson most notable for promoting OxiClean, Orange Glo, and other cleaning, home-based, and maintenance products. His distinctive beard and loud sales pitches have made him a recognizable television presence.[2]
Pffft, that's not a very ugly dog. What's ugly, if anything, is giving him a name like Pabst.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:58am.
Submitted by mina on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:51am
RIP Billy Mays
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Is this another Jeff Goldblum and Harrison Ford type death rumor?
Nope. Dont know him though!
OH SHIT, I THOUGHT THAT WAS SARAH PALIN WITH MORNING FACE.
Lassie, come rescue Timmy from obscurity.
Submitted by mina on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:51am
RIP Billy Mays
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Is this another Jeff Goldblum and Harrison Ford type death rumor?
People should stop inbreeding all the Chinese Crested dogs. That number of birth defects is off the charts, no?
I personally think all the doggies are cute!
RIP Billy Mays
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I don't think he's ugly at all!
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EvilShoe's song of the day:
Everlasting Love - Howard Jones
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ypTzwQrQgE
He just looks slightly special to me, but that's cause his teef are all messed up and such.
I kinda agree that the chinese crescent dogs are always the fugliest, but then they'd always win this shit every year and it would become so predictable, right?
Submitted by Obsessa on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:35am.
I have 3 boxers - best dogs in the world. Sometimes my one brindle does this overbite and it's the cutest little thing.
You're so lucky. I grew up with one. Softie but used to growl when anyone went towards me when i was a lil snotty Bastardo. Damn, i miss him WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
This is some bullshit contest, there are uglier dogs winning blue ribbons at shows.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
that dog is not ugly! those hairless fukkers with devil eyes are the worst!
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I think he looks more "angry" than "ugly."
Submitted by Stock Broker on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:32am.
Pabst has a great grill....he should get it gold plated for a real gangsta look. Oh, and a do-rag
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ahahahahah. I LOVE THAT UNDERBITE BABY!!
I have 3 boxers - best dogs in the world. Sometimes my one brindle does this overbite and it's the cutest little thing.
Awww. He's cute.
"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09
Pabst has a great grill....he should get it gold plated for a real gangsta look. Oh, and a do-rag.
If Kiki "Snaggletooth" Dunst were a dog, this is what I would picture her to look like.
That's not an ugly dog, Paris Hilton is. I swear, they should be taken away by the trading standards crew.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Team Ellie. Love that droopy tongue.
Mother Superior:
I LOVE that clip!! Where can I get one?
FEEEEEEEEEEERRRRZZZZZZTTTTTTT!
How is he ugly? Just needs braces. Lovely looking doggy! Boxers are my fav dog of all time. Mine lived till 14.
Woof woof.
Resembles James Keach , cop in Moving Violations
All the creatures are beautiful.
Underbite-woggie rocks!!!
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4