Oh. Hell. No.
And here we fucking go! Spit shine my shank, lube up my face, remove all my joo-ree (leave the rings) and get read to play Nivea's "Don't Mess With My Man" (yes, I brought Nivea into this) on the boombox, because shit is about to get serious. I mean, can you believe this?! We all know Andy Coop cheats on me, but does he need to flaunt his whores like this?! He even knows he's doing wrong. Look at that nervous "I hope that crazy bitch isn't around the corner" side-eye.
It also looks like Mah Boo's peen puckers for Fred Perry. I'm ready to get Fred Perry's logo tattooed on one of my b-lips (right under my "I honk for Prince Hot Ginge" tattoo) if that will make him happy.
You better notify the Clinica Mobile to fully stock their fridge with Tangerine Jello, because it looks like I might be paying a visit. I'll give it my best, but Mah Boo's trick could probably break my nose just by flexing his bicep. Also, tell them to keep a straitjacket handy, because I'm starting to scare myself. I'm even jealous of Mah Boo's bike. WHY DO YOU RIDE THAT BIKE, MAH BOO? WHY DO YOU RIDE?!!
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The funniest post! Lmao
MK don't forget the blade hidden in ur mouth. Gangsta!
Anderson Cooper reminds me of a friend of mine: so prim and proper and put together, pure Anglo-Saxon stock...
Bring me the sex tape. NOW.
Also, I am pleased to see Bradi back with her old face.
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You can't stop the BEAT!
That is one hot couple. (Sorry MK!)
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Anderson, his side eye was aimed right at them
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Maybe she had a big ol' camel toe.
Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 1:55pm.
"Seven" anyone??
Man, I loved that movie: Spacey, Freemna, Pitt..
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Ditto, ditto.
Submitted by like-wow on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 2:16pm.
I hear Perez Wilton wants in his pants too.
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I thought Perez wants Zac Efron. ?
...Although that may change. I saw something about Zefron doing a spoof on Perez's on-line rant about Will I Am. I predict Zef's face with a ton of white out coming it's way.
Why, Oh WHY??? do you torture yourself over Andy??? You know the bitch is a BIG Bottom!!!!
Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 12:57pm.
That woman in the boots is going to die when she sees her arse. JLO she is not.
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ITA!!! My eye went right to her saddlebags and then when I finally looked over at Anderson, his side eye was aimed right at them, too! Yikes! Size up, girl! Just one size. It would help a lot. We don't need to be skinny to be beautiful, but clothes can help or hurt.
& Sandbitch - I love the avie. I always thought Wentz was a whiner - now I see he's a Wino!
Submitted by easyaspie2 on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 3:21pm.
Andy likes them really young.
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Who doesn't?!? ;-P
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"F*CK OFF!" -- Harvey Yorke Price
Oh my. Anderson's 20 year old, college student sweetie in LA will be crying a river when he sees this. Andy likes them really young.
They have similar bodies, body language, and expressions in that main pic.
Oh simmer down and have some Mother's Animal Cookies and milk. Everyone finds mah boo attractive. And doesn't his own ma look younger than him?
oh S is that your boo MK? oh my.hot. i thought it was Lance! he is with a hottie. get your bike out MK. ;)
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Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 1:49pm.
Guessing game: what's in the bag?
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Towel - they went swimming.
How does a guy that rich carry a plastic bag?
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 1:49pm.
Guessing game: what's in the bag?
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Looks like wet clothing. Quite possible since it looks like one of them borrowed the others shirt. That should give MK something more to be jealous about.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 2:35pm.
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OMG I love your avvie. I kept skimming over it cuz I thought I knew it already but just had a good look at it. Perfection!
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Heehee, I'll butter MK up with a Sanka frapp :P LOLin at the AC side-eye, how'd I miss that?!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 2:34pm.
The Coop is growing on me, he's a cutie:o)
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Don't make MK shank you.
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Bottom-feeder.
The Coop is growing on me, he's a cutie:o)
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
lmao~
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
the matching polo shirts are so cute. and the matching arm muscles are even cuter.
why can't straight dudes have arms like that without being absolute douchebags?
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"F*CK OFF!" -- Harvey Yorke Price
ID LOVE TA HAV DAT JOOOOOOICY ASS BOUNCIN ON TOP OF ME SOUL POLE. MANY PIECES OF JERK CHICKEN AND RED STRIPES WENT INTO MAKING DAT MASTERPIECE
DiamondDawg on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 1:50pm
See how I am.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I don't understand your being in heat for this skinny old fart. He's gross; too plastic unless you're in for the gold digging aspect. I hear Perez Wilton wants in his pants too.
Is that woman's arse *that* big? Ok, it's not particularly thin but it looks fine enough and it seems her arse is where a lot of her weight goes. That said, I can't see the front, maybe she's got a massive gut too.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Pleco: firstly, I apologize for spelling your moniker wrong several times.
Secondly, ahhh yes, it would be a real treat if that nepotitic "star's" head was in there!
We could have nipped all the forthcoming GOOP and condescension in the bud, so to speak.
It was fun here today everyone, will see you soon. *muah*
Oh, and I was thinking dry-cleaning! Hahahaha!
I carry a torch for the silver fox. I guess since I'm not his type I would be equally happy if Michael could have a little taste of silver.
Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 1:49pm.
Guessing game: what's in the bag?
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matching thongs & crop tops
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the end...
@MizRo :
Gotta love SE7EN...ahh those innocent days before GOOP, Easy Reader's granddaughter (?) scandal, and oh yes...lest we spark another firestorm, you know the rest.
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Bottom-feeder.
was that for real?
(MK checks IP to see if it's Shanna)
Plecto!! Love you for that! "Seven" anyone??
Man, I loved that movie: Spacey, Freemna, Pitt...
T-shirs?
Mike Thank You.
i woke up crying over michael and farrah this morning and then i come to dlisted and read your blog pertaining to andy and i just laugh. thank you so much for this i really needed it.
and as for andy? men are dogs honey. they just are.
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Isn't it Bromantic?
Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 1:49pm.
Guessing game: what's in the bag?
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Mmm...Gwyneth Paltrow's head?
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 1:36pm.
Submitted by tojo on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 1:32pm.
Alright...where are TITS & Sandbitch??? You need to photo shop MK peeking around a corner giving these two the side eye!!!================================================
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Hehe - I bet Tits is already on it like a dog humping a leg.
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lol, I can't wait to see it! *stares at screen & constantly hits refresh*
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the end...
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 1:18pm.
Anderboo is not necessarily a label hwore.
He isn't a "fashionista" by a long shot, usually you see him in the same rotation of suit jackets and shirts and ties on CNN. He almost always wears denims on the bottom out of view part of him.
As for the pale, he had a bout with skin cancer some years back.
He is also now on Lipitor, due in part to the fact his father passed away at 50y.o from a heart attack.
BUSTIN' OUT THE ANDERLOONIE YO'!
SHAMON!
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Wow, Bradi.
Guessing game: what's in the bag?
Submitted by PeachPie on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 1:08pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 12:57pm.
That woman in the boots is going to die when she sees her arse. JLO she is not.
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At first I thought you were posting on the wrong thread, because I didn't even notice her.
---What? It went like this.
-Ooh Mah Boo got big bicep.
-Mah Boo's Boo BIGGER bicep.
!Holy Fuck look at the size of that woman's arse!
And suddenly the boy's biceps don't look quite so big & impressive. And mah boo is pissed at the blown photo op. Coop and the fat bottomed chick are finished professionally.
We have 2 back-to-back "Cooper" threads: we need one more MK, just one more "Cooper".
Hmmm.... Any others?
this post is total gold! MK, you're too dope man! Love you!!
MK, your "Boo" is a randy bloke. He'll break your heart! Ha ha!
Submitted by tojo on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 1:32pm.
Alright...where are TITS & Sandbitch??? You need to photo shop MK peeking around a corner giving these two the side eye!!!================================================
the end...
Hehe - I bet Tits is already on it like a dog humping a leg.
Alright...where are TITS & Sandbitch??? You need to photo shop MK peeking around a corner giving these two the side eye!!!================================================
the end...
woop that bitch MK!
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Oh LOOK they're matching bicep-hugging logofied polos how couply-sexy-cute awwwww -- OH OH ***ducks MK's shank***
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 12:57pm.
That woman in the boots is going to die when she sees her arse. JLO she is not.
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Ha! That is one long, wide load. A lot of times in these pix, I get more of a kick out of who's in the periphery, then the celebs themselves.
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they even make the same faces jeez
about the nike thing: regardless of ethical implications, their caps are a few of the ones that don't make your head look weird
and their clothes' dryfit is unbeatable
Anderboo is not necessarily a label hwore.
He isn't a "fashionista" by a long shot, usually you see him in the same rotation of suit jackets and shirts and ties on CNN. He almost always wears denims on the bottom out of view part of him.
As for the pale, he had a bout with skin cancer some years back.
He is also now on Lipitor, due in part to the fact his father passed away at 50y.o from a heart attack.
BUSTIN' OUT THE ANDERLOONIE YO'!
SHAMON!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Fred Perry was a great tennis player, and consummate gentleman.
It's not like AC and Mystery Hot Dude are wearing Ed Hardly, for crying out loud...
"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09