Oh. Hell. No.
And here we fucking go! Spit shine my shank, lube up my face, remove all my joo-ree (leave the rings) and get read to play Nivea's "Don't Mess With My Man" (yes, I brought Nivea into this) on the boombox, because shit is about to get serious. I mean, can you believe this?! We all know Andy Coop cheats on me, but does he need to flaunt his whores like this?! He even knows he's doing wrong. Look at that nervous "I hope that crazy bitch isn't around the corner" side-eye.
It also looks like Mah Boo's peen puckers for Fred Perry. I'm ready to get Fred Perry's logo tattooed on one of my b-lips (right under my "I honk for Prince Hot Ginge" tattoo) if that will make him happy.
You better notify the Clinica Mobile to fully stock their fridge with Tangerine Jello, because it looks like I might be paying a visit. I'll give it my best, but Mah Boo's trick could probably break my nose just by flexing his bicep. Also, tell them to keep a straitjacket handy, because I'm starting to scare myself. I'm even jealous of Mah Boo's bike. WHY DO YOU RIDE THAT BIKE, MAH BOO? WHY DO YOU RIDE?!!
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He is my favorite. His blog and photos were found at wealthy men for beautiful women personals site " *******www.sugarscupid.com" last week. Is this dude single now? Just curious.
Yeah, he is totally checking out that girls giant ass, wondering how she packed it all into those tight jeans.
...the side eye slightly goes towards the lady's ass...and it should..it's a nice specimen
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Skipped trough the post, On pride's day parade, He would not have scored above 4 in body, too much in the arms thighs are kept hidden under jeans
Varicose veins?
I thought Nivea made shaving cream or something.
I live under a rock. I know. Don't tell me.
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
LOL. I have no idea what this post is really about but it was hi-lar-ious...
Wa wa, thanks ...I have no problem with him being gay, just wondered if he ever "came out" and why he doesn't.
telluthetruth:
ANYONE who is anyone who knows anything in that circle can tell you it's as solid as facts that Mr. Cooper is who he is and who he is- is a gay man. Extremely attractive one. But no; his sexuality is no big mystery for those around him, OR for him. No news story in it.
What a ^%$&$%$ man!! The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported he joined the rich men seeking sugar babies site ***B l a c k W h i t e L o v i n g - c O m***---tand he is mentioned to find his sugar girl there! the magazine foolx he?? or fools us~~
Does anyone actually have PROOF that Anderson Cooper is gay?
He denies it himself, and his family and friends deny it.
Did he come out and say he's gay?
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If we don't hear from MK in about 3 hours someone call the NYPD. It's Gay Pride in NYC today and he runs into Boo and Buff I fear our sweet baby might be in The Slammer. And I don't mean some bath house selling his no-no hole.
Harvey Milk was a hero. The closest thing to a hero Perez Hilton will be is when he shoves a hero sandwich into his fat mouth.
I'm a big fan of Nivea's "Intimo Natural Wipes."
Submitted by elmo533 on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 10:25pm.
You still have a chance MK! Ain't no thang till somebody gets a ring.
P.S. I love how you always find the most obscure old song that I used to love and had forgotten about.
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So true. Have me jamming in my PJs to Nivea.
MK you so down! lol
Does annoying homosexual anderson have a new husband?
Those of you who are new to dlisted - some of you work in the industry - if Andy Coo happens to ask you to accompany him to a function here or there, for the sake of all that is alive and in one piece - SAY NO. Make some excuse, WHATEVER. It's not worth getting a beat down in public and losing your weave pieces. Trust.
Is that John Mayer?
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...well, fuck you very much!
Ignore the boyfriend and continue to stalk. There is nothing wrong with completely irrational, dissociative, compulsive behavior. The way I see it, no restraining order, no foul. That's the argument I have used on all of my therapists. Stalk on, my friend. Stalk on.
(michael sheen's queen, that is)
MK, MAH BOO should have wore his "I'm a disloyal slut" tee shirt. Nothing like rubbing your danity nose in it.
Sending you some Mother's Cookies and Boons Farm your way to drown your sorrows.
Hard nips...yum...
~*Everybody's Doing the Gosselin!*~
You still have a chance MK! Ain't no thang till somebody gets a ring.
P.S. I love how you always find the most obscure old song that I used to love and had forgotten about.
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"Ick. Nast."
Sorry MK, it's love. Both of their nips are hard.
And I was really rootin' for ya.
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What happened to the guy from Belize he was shacked up with??
You can tell its serious, they match.
'joo-ree'..like dat old lady, for the cash for gold commercial.... 'joo-ree"
MK ♥
This is a travesty of the entertainment industry, I can't believe MAH BOO would cheat on you MK!? He just hasn't realized how perfect you are for each other. IT's SACRILEGE, I tells ya! The matching polos are mega cheezy tho...
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
MK, you are hilarious. I know he is a hot bitch, I love me some AC too, but how could he cheat on you! lol With their matching polos.
Yes!@Hideous!:
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MK - Come to our Pride Parade! You will forget all your woes! Trust. These bitches be ON FIRE!!! It's Dykes on Bikes today but tomorrow is the big HomoShow!
Come! Come! It don't take that long to get here!
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@Fred Flintstone :
Dye his hair?!?! Sacrilege! It's like asking Kate to let go of the Gossie! ESCANDALO!
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Bottom-feeder.
mah boo is looking a bit pasty in these pictures. Perhaps he is not well or needs to get some sol!!!
Either that or dye his fucking hair!
Major nip work on those boys. And His Boo looks like he's packing MAJOR in them pants.
Harvey Milk was a hero. The closest thing to a hero Perez Hilton will be is when he shoves a hero sandwich into his fat mouth.
Two word: Nipple Hard-ons.
Ok, two and a half.
i thought mah boo was into darker dudes...oh well, sometimes you have to switch things up abit to keep it interesting...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Mah Boo and Mah Poo. Looks like Andy's puckering up for something good. Sorry MK.
oh, mk, i feel for you....it won't last though, they're too matchy-poo....and in the meantime, come up to toronto to our pride parade tomorrow! it'll be fun, you'll forget all about mah boo and emerse yourself in glitter dust and canadian beer!
What fresh hell is this?
Mmmm Mmmm, MK honey. I would not put up with that. I hate to quote Snoop Dogg up in here. But can you control yo ho? Clearly not. So you need to handle that situation, okay??? I will hold your ear-rings and keep the car running.
Submitted by tojo on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 1:59pm.
Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 1:49pm.
Guessing game: what's in the bag?
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matching thongs & crop tops
heeheehee
OMG THEY ARE EVEN WEARING THE SAME SHIRT!
THEY ARE CUTE..
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MK, calm down, honey! Calm DOWN!! That dude with Coops is his bodyguard - his BODYGUARD! I know this is true because my aunt's neighbor's daughter has a friend in NYC whose father's workmate's niece knows a nephew of Coops and the nephew SAID the dude was a bodyguard. Or erotic masseur. I'm not sure which...
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
I don't understand it either...why would Mah Boo want this tart in the gray shirt, when he could have this postage stamp in the upper right corner? Bad luck goes in 3's; Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett & Michael Jackson!
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"And here we fucking go....." Michael K
Pic of Anderson's parents:
http://www.findagrave.com/photos/2007/79/14669135_117453376675.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wyatt_Emory_Cooper
(Anderson's Daddeh)
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We need to look it up and post a pic of the daddy.
(I'm bored anyway)
dangit, jill. i just found out on wednesday or something like that. yeah, i wonder who IS the daddy?
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The McCanns Did It
Everybody knows Anderson is Gloria's son.
He musta got his good looks from his daddy.
Not that I know who he might be.
where did my post go?
i asked if y'all knew that mah boo is gloria vanderbilt's son??
true!
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Damn... I love seeing Andy when he's not wearing a suit! And does he know that MK is obsessed with him?
Submitted by Richiegay on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 3:36pm.
Why, Oh WHY??? do you torture yourself over Andy??? You know the bitch is a BIG Bottom!!!!
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Ok - so that made me REALLY hot and tingly for him...but only cuz I read this: scrolled up to weigh the balance and he looks pretty Toppy to me. And hot. I'm now really hot for this guy. I think it COULD be the bicep/scowl combo...
On further inspection (cuz, why not? - they're hot and I'm having lazy hour)that dude's ToppiER isn't he? *sigh* I'm really craving a sandwich right about now.
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
did you know mah boo is gloria vanderbilt's son?
ooh lala sassoon!
truth!
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